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cherryrebel
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 39
United Kingdom

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I personally don't think you can thoroughly enjoy sex with someone if you take it too seriously!

So I want to know what has made you laugh during sex, or what has happened to you in the past that makes you smile whenever you think about it.... be truthful, there's got to be something!

Here's mine-
when i was still living with my mum, occasionally I was allowed to have my boyfriend stay over on a weekend. My bedroom unfortunately was right next to my mums so when we fucked we had to be really really quiet. After a lot of practice we discovered that doggy style made the least noise on my creaky wood framed bed so this was our position of choice.

It was all going well, I was stifling my screams in my pillow and he was plowing away, digging his nails into my ass and then..... to my horror and amusement he pulled all the way out and when he pushed himself back in, the most awful wet and loud farting noise came from my pussy! We both collapsed into hysterics and couldn't go on! I still laugh now when i think about it! Hilarious

Your turn!
I havent really done much crazy stuff...
me and my ex once had sex on the couch while my sister was on the phone in the next room...

me and my current man once had a major fuckfest in the kitchen at night with the lights on and the curtains open.... the block of flats at the back of our house must have had an eye full - anal and everything- it was great....

I once had sex with the boss at a pub i worked at in the ladies loo on my break....

that about sums it up-

does all this stuff count??? lol
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I have only been with one woman and she was the best ever!!

Its easier to touch a woman in the right way when you know the way a woman wants to be touched
Thought we needed a new bloomin game on here- cause they are all the same!!

Guess whether the statement of the person above is true or false!!









Here's mine:

I always sleep with my phone under my pillow- just incase!
my boyfriend always pulls out but sometimes forgets, when he does, he gets worried, I get excited lol altho the mess in the morning isnt attractive
todaysbigfail.com

if you need something to smile at, it has thousands of fail clips one for every day of the year and a new one every morning. Hilarious lol xx
Quote by annabeth1278
Girls, I had this funny incident ....I gave my guy a little too deep throat bj. I literally almost puked!!! It was quite embarassing but I think he was too engrossed with the feeling and had his head back up that he didn't seem to notice. I gave him a good handjob while i recovered my breath. LOLS! Has that ever happened to you? How do you feel when giving blowjob?


HAHAHAHAHA! That actually made me laugh!! you have my total sympathy

I nearly did once but luckily my guy is a good guy and we both laughed about it. I have to admit that blow jobs do sometimes make me gag, especially if it is a big one, but according to a lot of pornos i've seen lately, guys like it?? Go figure! lol
swallow, but with my ex, spit because he smoked a lot of *something he shouldnt have* and it tasted well wierd, to the point I pulled a face when it went in my mouth and he found it off putting lmao. I dont know why but i just made myself laugh!

hahahaha


I've always had a thing for sasha grey too... she's dirty and beautiful!!! like meeeee lol
hahaha, you have to look behind you because i could appear at any moment MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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hmmm, good question!! I pride myself on being happy even when the chips are down. Here is my current list atm! : )

1) My boyfriend and I are really IN LOVE... I mean it's the best sex i've ever had, he's an incredible man!

2) My family and friends are happy and healthy

3) I have a kareoke party to look forward to this week!!!!

that is all, thanks

love you all xxxx
I have a rule, we don't talk about our ex relationships unless necesary... myself and my boyfriend are both jealous people and I hate to admit our love is quite consuming and destructive sometimes... so it's best that it never comes up. I accept he was no virgin when i met him, he's thirty for christs sake but i don't need a list.

also i think this stems back from my parents relationship. it was so twisted and upsetting to watch my mum tortured by my dad as he rubbed every one of his exes in her face and compared her to them and then had an affair with one of them... it's always been a sticking point of paranoia for me! : ( i dont want to end up the same way so I see all of his past girlfriends as a threat.
The into she has put about herself made me smile. *sassy lady I like your style!! xxxxxxx
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Nice thread smile.




'sighs'..those eyes, and that mouth...I'm going to bed now!


*stares mouth open* wow, that is the most incredible looking man i think i have ever seen!!!! : 0 good work
I shouldnt drink the entire content of my drinks cabinet plus about 7 pints down the local washed down with a bottle of champagne...
blurrrghhh
1) I like any genre except for drum and bass but mostly i listen to rock
2) Silverchair and Nickelback are both my favourite
3) there are soo many but if i had to choose... Toto, hold the line??
my boyf's is just over 8 inches and nice and thick. i am a lucky lucky lucky girl smile
No, not everybody has a 'first lesbian experience' and they are not necesarily at college or university if they do.

I kissed a friend once when I was drunk... i dont even know why- just seemed like a good idea at the time
much better- nice natural lovely soft boobs on a woman not old enough to be my nan lol

thanks love. xxx