i kinda get the impression that all tits are good tits as long as they're tits when it comes to you guys lol, am i right??
hahahaha
but seriously boys?? some of these women are really old!! it just reminds me of my mum (and that has just murdered and buried my sex drive)
You're perfectly normal hun... I think i'm not far wrong in saying i think we've all been there at one point or another..
i remember I used to lock myself in the bathroom and masturbate real quick when i was house sharing.....
when u start having sex you'll probably find you dont need to look at porn etc as often because someone will be doing the work for you!! ;) xxxxxx
Sunday, and it wasn't even that good, rushed and clumsy.... boohoo
in the shower mmm!
Would you rather be a shark or a lion??
use my cash card for things i don't need or hope someone crashes when watching the grand prix- its just so boring otherwise lol xx
uncircumcised...
natural is definately better, feels better, easier to jerk off.... in the immortal words of samantha from sex and the city... "It's like a tootsie pop with a delicious surpise inside" lol... I don't even know what a tootsie pop is but i'm guessing it's like the UK's push pop... and... im rambling!
xxxxx
i knew you'd agree with me hun!!! xxx
in cosmo one time they conducted a similar srt of survey thing regarding how different everyone's pussys were and how the size of clits range from woman to woman. I'm pretty sure it came out that women were more concerned about it then men because they were self concious.
Personally I don't discriminate between sizes- all pussy is goood pussy xxxx
I hate public toilets- yuk. if there's wee on the seat, i'd rather piss myself than clean it up myself or sitting on it. *shudders*
Men and women both sit down for number two
Women sit down to pee
men stand up to pee- - - - so my point is. If the toilet seat is down 3 quarters of the time. It should stayyy down.
Yes, I have a similar view.... I once saw this utterly gorgeous man sat by himself in a cafe with a baby on his lap, feeding her a bottle. His big hands so strong but treated her so gently. Then he looked up and smiled and I pretty much melted...
Also...
I came home one night from work and my boyfriend was sat at the computer with his glasses on (which he never wears) and some old grey joggers. The look of concentration on his face and the play of the monitor light on his muscular chest made me strip right there on the spot and sit on his lap. Gorgeous.
Me surrounded by all of my lovely male friends, drunk off of our asses. all hugging me in the pitch black by a camp fire at a drag meet in the middle of winter.
It reminds me that life indeed can be incredible.
that's just not my baaaag bayyyby. But if you like it fairplay to ya. Too much poo!! lol
personally yes, I am! espec guitarists.... those fingers need putting to work!!!
take your time..... It doesn't just feel good because you're in the general area, sometimes you need to make a bit of effort.
And beee gentle. Would you want me pressing hard down on your cock?>no, it would hurt wouldn't it?? jackass
lol xxxxxxx
How often? - couple of times a week
Record in a day?- four times
How long for?- gee that's a tough one, sometimes two minutes sometimes i tease for twenty
sex toy or object?- vibrator is pretty much all i use when alone
place i usually do it?- In bed of course, in the bath or on the couch with my computer
How many fingers- one or two
do you like to watch porn? - Yes indeedy
What kind of porn? - Lesbian, straight, anything really- Especially when theres a threat of being caught
has anyone ever caught you?- no but came close
Do you ever masturbate in public place?- I have done but i dont make a regular thing of it and usually my boyfriend helps out!
A moment that stands out is from when I was at school in my last year.
I was walking across a VERY crowded cantine, where everyone was sat down at these rubbish plastic topped tables (the ones with the seats attached like in mcdonalds)
There was this massive heap of rucksacks in my path so i lifted my leg to step over them, careful not to drop my lunch (so i wasnt really looking) and accidentally put my foot in the pocket of this guys' coat who was sat at one of the tables at the same time. (just my luck)
as a result I not only completely ripped the pocket out of this guy's jacket, therefore yanking him down off his chair but also went arse over tit straight into the heap of rucksacks ONTOP of the same guy, spilling my lunch all over him. He looked at me like he could've killed me there and then.
You can imagine the reaction of every other student in that cantine. I don't think I need to go on LOL
eye contact is important i think, it makes for a nice connection.
BUT someone once told me, "don't you worry about what wierd sex faces you might be pulling??"
and eversince I've been reluctant to open my eyes because it puts me off to think of what i might look like- does that make sense???
Suprisingly no one really noticed apart from that one friend and of course my boyfriend because there was so much chat and laughter going on around us! thanks be to god for that!!!
I look back on it with a racing heart and flushed cheeks. It's a moment in my relationship i think neither of us will ever forget!!! lol
xxxxxx
There's nothing like.... the smell of fresh coffee in the morning or sleepy sex on a lazy sunday morning
anyone seen that film with gerrard butler and katherine Heigel?? There's a dinner table scene in it involving a remote control vibrating thong and a posh restaurant. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to play with the controls under the table at a friend's birthday bash. I was literally like a cat sat on a hot tin roof, fidgeting and squirming all over the place. It was when my friend next to me said "Are you okay? Your face has gone all red?" I politely excused myself and removed sed thong in the loo.
My boyfriend had a huge grin on his face when I came back out.
As much as i hate to admit......
probably goofy.
Clumsy
Stupid
and annoying
Nothing but a big fat duck feather stuffed duvet and a smile! : )
