flash fry him for a minute on each side, smother him in peppercorn sauce and devour whole with fries on the side!
Oh sorry, was that not what you were looking for? lol xxxxxxxxx
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cherryrebel
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 39
United Kingdom
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I used to have a massive crush on this guy at work. He was smart, funny, tall and handsome and we used to get on like a house on fire. So, after a couple of months of longing looks across the room and some serious full on flirting, I finally got wind of the fact he liked me and the next day he asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink....all pretty normal so far right??
We went out on a couple of dates and after going out for a nice long romantic meal one evening, he took me back to his flat.... wait for it, it will get interesting in a moment.
We sat on the couch, drinking red wine and chatting. He played the guitar for me and I was falling deeper and deeper into major crush territory.
We started kissing and things were getting quite steamy, we touched and teased eachother without being too forward and after a couple of minutes I was literally like putty in his hands.
Then it started..... The talk. I know what you're thinking, but you'd be wrong. It wasn't dirty talk (I wish!) but more a blow by blow account of his last sexual conquest....and not the good kind!
At first I ignored it, and it was kinda hot. But then it was just sooo wrong I could've punched him.
I got every single detail from what she wore, what she said, the fact that she had to stop half way through to THROW UP because she was wasted, the fact she didn't want him to lick her out because she hadn't 'washed it'. I mean GROSS! Why would you tell someone this? and he was genuinely turned on by this and thought he was being a real stud.
And it didn't even stop there, he carried on and on and on about how she keeps texting and emailing him, begging him to sleep with her again. and in his words he 'wouldn't bother because she had a fanny like the forehead of a cling on' although apparently 'her asshole was fucking disgusting'
I was sooo disappointed. All that banter, all that flirting and chemistry and all I got was nausea.
Needless to say, I made my excuses and ran home to call the samaritans!
We went out on a couple of dates and after going out for a nice long romantic meal one evening, he took me back to his flat.... wait for it, it will get interesting in a moment.
We sat on the couch, drinking red wine and chatting. He played the guitar for me and I was falling deeper and deeper into major crush territory.
We started kissing and things were getting quite steamy, we touched and teased eachother without being too forward and after a couple of minutes I was literally like putty in his hands.
Then it started..... The talk. I know what you're thinking, but you'd be wrong. It wasn't dirty talk (I wish!) but more a blow by blow account of his last sexual conquest....and not the good kind!
At first I ignored it, and it was kinda hot. But then it was just sooo wrong I could've punched him.
I got every single detail from what she wore, what she said, the fact that she had to stop half way through to THROW UP because she was wasted, the fact she didn't want him to lick her out because she hadn't 'washed it'. I mean GROSS! Why would you tell someone this? and he was genuinely turned on by this and thought he was being a real stud.
And it didn't even stop there, he carried on and on and on about how she keeps texting and emailing him, begging him to sleep with her again. and in his words he 'wouldn't bother because she had a fanny like the forehead of a cling on' although apparently 'her asshole was fucking disgusting'
I was sooo disappointed. All that banter, all that flirting and chemistry and all I got was nausea.
Needless to say, I made my excuses and ran home to call the samaritans!
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When i was a member before- i submitted a story and it was rejected because of punctuation. Something about commas between tags and not using capital letters. silly me, how embarassing!
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This morning- a nice slow morning screw in bed- YUMMMMYYY xxx
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Silverchair- they always chill me out and make me remember why life is good. If I've got them, I've got everything! xx
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Being above average height for a woman (wayyy above) and having cherry red hair and gold eyes- i tend to get notice ALOT and never have to wait for service at the bar.
What are your defining features and what gets you noticed?
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What are your defining features and what gets you noticed?
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I mst admit taking control is fun sometimes after a few too many cocktails but i much prefer being controlled. Like when he gently slaps my ass to tell me to turn over. I like him to be the boss- I'm not really a born leader lol
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yummy spanish chicken with roasted sweet potato and mini sugar snap peas- damn y'all the girl can cook! lol
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help! guarenteed to get me singing like a lunatic- or eight days a week if i need cheering up! xxxxxxx
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Quote by PartyGirlMolly
Definitely a nice dinner at home. I can dress however I want or not at all.
I couldn't have said it better myself Molly xxxxx
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OMG I love it i love it i love it i love it i love it.
Especially that Don't Cha song- they've made it genius!!
Especially that Don't Cha song- they've made it genius!!
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I have just re aqquainted myself with Freak by silverchair- what a song!!!
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I am a music and drama teacher for children, I am studying art, work behind a bar and paint and make scenery for the local theatre.... in short a busy busy bee lol xxx
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Yes greasy greasy dirty fry ups. If u can keep it down it works a treat= personally i really struggle to swallow the eggs!!
not nice x
not nice x
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I used to fuck the landlord's son (who was in his thirties years may i just add!) in the bathroom about half way through my bar shift (on break) - despite people coming in and out the whole time.
we just couldn't controll ourselves!
some of my best orgasms were on that loo roll dispenser unit!
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we just couldn't controll ourselves!
some of my best orgasms were on that loo roll dispenser unit! xxxx
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Apart from the obv (kids, animals, , drugging etc!)
is just wrong for me. (okay so you wanna have sex with your mum? yeeesh)
I'm not keen on agressive sex or 'humiliation' sex. I've seen some before and it's all a bit wierd to call your sexual partner horrible names and make her choke on your penis! (I mean...really?!)
Apart from that, everything else is Grrraaayyyvvvyyy :P xxx
is just wrong for me. (okay so you wanna have sex with your mum? yeeesh)
I'm not keen on agressive sex or 'humiliation' sex. I've seen some before and it's all a bit wierd to call your sexual partner horrible names and make her choke on your penis! (I mean...really?!)
Apart from that, everything else is Grrraaayyyvvvyyy :P xxx
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When I run my hands over the smooth rounds of his broad, muscular shoulders and down his tight and sinued back while he's ontop of me, and he looks down at me with those big brown eyes and whispers that i'm beautiful.
ahhhhh (sighs)
ahhhhh (sighs)
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This is a toughy.
I tend to make my decisions on "if the shoe was on the other foot" philosiphy.
And in this case, if i found out my other half was cybering I would probably be upset but then, when I do it it's not because I'm not satisfied by my partner or that I love him any less. It's exciting and fun and of similar rank to watching porn. I guess it just makes playing with your bits a bit more fun LOL.
So no, I don't think I do consider it cheating. I'm not actually shagging anyone, it's just masturbating..... right???
teehee xxx
I tend to make my decisions on "if the shoe was on the other foot" philosiphy.
And in this case, if i found out my other half was cybering I would probably be upset but then, when I do it it's not because I'm not satisfied by my partner or that I love him any less. It's exciting and fun and of similar rank to watching porn. I guess it just makes playing with your bits a bit more fun LOL.
So no, I don't think I do consider it cheating. I'm not actually shagging anyone, it's just masturbating..... right???
teehee xxx
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Quote by lafayettemister
I have observed that guys with pics of their dicks are generally received less warmly than guys without. Not sure why.. besides cocks are ugly. And I guess guys with those pics come off as arrogant or dare I say, cocky.
You guys crack me up!
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Quote by gypsymothQuote by DirtyMartini
So...I can't post a picture of my cock here???
Damn, it is such a nice cock too...
Btw, if this picture is deemed offensive by the Lush Team, feel free to remove it...
My feelings won't be hurt too bad...
It will be removed, beheaded, deplumed (plucked, if you wish), eviscerated and chopped into serving portions before being marinated for three days in dry red wine with chopped carrots, leeks, celery; after three days, it is then cooked slowly in the same red wine marinade, and served as Coq au Vin.
Delicious served over tagliatelle, accompanied by the sauce that it was cooked in.
A decent sized coq will serve eight to ten people, so it's a group thing.
HAHHHAHAH awesome!!!
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let's face it, it's not exactly like squirty cream is it? but I do like the thought of it more than the taste.
This may sound really dirrrtyy but if you swallow it down real quick, you can hardly taste it anyways! right girls?!
This may sound really dirrrtyy but if you swallow it down real quick, you can hardly taste it anyways! right girls?!
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Quote by lafayettemister
It sounds cliche' but I'd spend it with my kids.
aww sweeet
xxxxx now you're making me feel bad lol xxxx 
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Your tongue tastes incredible, now lets put it to good use ;)
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If someone told you it was your last day on this earth, what would you do in those last 24 hours??
personally i would go around, spending all my money, being a total bitch to everyone I hate and piss everyone off just to get a reaction and then go and get wasted and have sex with as many girls and guys i could find.
Oh the possibilities...........
personally i would go around, spending all my money, being a total bitch to everyone I hate and piss everyone off just to get a reaction and then go and get wasted and have sex with as many girls and guys i could find.
Oh the possibilities...........