Not for me, thanks. Though one of my old bosses was once passing by a tattooists shop and on the spur-of-the-moment decided to get a Prince Albert piercing through his cock. God alone knows why...
I usually shout "Autobots! Transform!" when changing positions.
Fifty Shades of Grey.
Naw, just kidding.
Probably for me, it'd have to be Die Hard (based on "Nothing Lasts Forever" by Rodderick Thorpe). Not quite a straight port from one to the other, but both are good in their own way.
Great film, and the perfect antidote to the waaaay too straitlaced Bond or Bourne films. Can't wait for the sequel!
I was having sex in my car, in what we thought was a deserted car park. Just as we finished, we heard car doors slamming and looked up to find a family of four had just gotten into the car that had been parked next to ours when we pulled up. I'll always remember the woman in the passenger seat having a slight smile on her face as they drove off...
A lifetime ago, I used to work with an ex-girlfriend in the same office (literally opposite each other), and it's amazing how many times we'd have a sudden need to get fresh supplies from the stationery closet although I never did find those new pens, no matter how hard I rooted around inside her panties...
The Anal Poets
The Romantic Fisters
What's the best way to end a story...
hard-boiled eggs. Don't see the point.
For me, has to be littleduchess, hands down - there doesn't seem to be a genre where she doesn't excel, or a story (or poem) that hasn't failed to stimulate me in someway. Although, writing-wise, browncoffee runs a very close second.