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chesh78
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Manchester

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Not for me, thanks. Though one of my old bosses was once passing by a tattooists shop and on the spur-of-the-moment decided to get a Prince Albert piercing through his cock. God alone knows why...
I usually shout "Autobots! Transform!" when changing positions.
Fifty Shades of Grey.

Naw, just kidding.

Probably for me, it'd have to be Die Hard (based on "Nothing Lasts Forever" by Rodderick Thorpe). Not quite a straight port from one to the other, but both are good in their own way.
Great film, and the perfect antidote to the waaaay too straitlaced Bond or Bourne films. Can't wait for the sequel!
My thoughts on this are simple - please, God, no. Just... don't. Yuck.
I've been lucky enough to enjoy FFM, but never MMF. It's something I'd be interested in, though... Just need to persuade the wife, lol!
Had sex with husbands best friend this weekend


And does your husband know, or is it our little secret?
I was having sex in my car, in what we thought was a deserted car park. Just as we finished, we heard car doors slamming and looked up to find a family of four had just gotten into the car that had been parked next to ours when we pulled up. I'll always remember the woman in the passenger seat having a slight smile on her face as they drove off...
Definitely - it makes it easier to work my tongue into every nook and cranny...
Custard creams - they're a real favourite here in the UK: buttercream or vanilla-custard flavoured cream sandwiched between two light, crumbly biscuits. Perfect for dipping into a fresh cup of tea!


A lifetime ago, I used to work with an ex-girlfriend in the same office (literally opposite each other), and it's amazing how many times we'd have a sudden need to get fresh supplies from the stationery closet although I never did find those new pens, no matter how hard I rooted around inside her panties...
Butter pie. If I have to explain, you're not from Lancashire...

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I was going to give up flashing but decided to stick it out for another year ....


It took me a second to get that...

Reminds me of the old joke: two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a well-hung streaker runs past. One of the ladies has a stroke; the other isn't quick enough.
As a man (and we're usually quite visual), I'm definitely a voyeur - although in my case it's mainly because I'm so bloody nosy, I want to know what everyone else is up to in case they're having way more fun than I am!

But a big shout out to all you exhibitionists out there - without you, I'd have no one to perve over!
And now, Halsey - "Colors" (brilliant video, too - tells a complex love story in just over 4 minutes)

For me, has to be littleduchess, hands down - there doesn't seem to be a genre where she doesn't excel, or a story (or poem) that hasn't failed to stimulate me in someway. Although, writing-wise, browncoffee runs a very close second.
I actually made the decision to get 'cut' later on in life (in my early twenties). As a Brit, circumcision is not as common as it is in the States, but those women who've been kind enough to let me expose little-Chesh to them have seemed to prefer it over uncut cocks. What can I say? Just as in the English Civil War, the Roundheads win over the Cavaliers!