And of course, actually kicking the bucket at age 95, in my own bed, with an 18 year old blonde choking on my cock.
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chesh78
Over 90 days ago
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The scene from the end of The Usual Suspect, where Verbal Kint walks out of the police station just as Dave Kujan realises exactly who he's had in the interrogation room all this time - followed by the slow walk as Verbal transforms into Keyser Soze, and the car pulls up alongside him with Kobayashi...
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, is convincing the world that he doesn't exist... and like that... he's gone."
Pure cinema heaven.
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, is convincing the world that he doesn't exist... and like that... he's gone."
Pure cinema heaven.
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50 Shades of Grey. Hands down, that film is just absolutely fucking awful with a capital 'f', a capital 'ucking', and an equally capitalised 'awful'. All in 48 point bold, red, and underlined. Twice.
It's just a cut-price Secretary (which is awesome, and stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal). Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are awful by comparison (although, to be fair, they'd also be awful by comparison to a set of patio furniture), and whilst director Sam Taylor-Johnson does her best with the material she's been given, given the fact that that materiel has been written by EL James in the first instance means the film (like the book before it) is nothing less than a dog-turd wrapped up as 'entertainment'.
Titanic, Wanderlust, anything with Adam Sandler, anything with Kevin James, Avatar, any of the Twilight films, anything with Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart, anything with Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, anything with both Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart and Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, and any of the Star Wars prequels (1999-2005) run it a close second, though.
It's just a cut-price Secretary (which is awesome, and stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal). Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are awful by comparison (although, to be fair, they'd also be awful by comparison to a set of patio furniture), and whilst director Sam Taylor-Johnson does her best with the material she's been given, given the fact that that materiel has been written by EL James in the first instance means the film (like the book before it) is nothing less than a dog-turd wrapped up as 'entertainment'.
Titanic, Wanderlust, anything with Adam Sandler, anything with Kevin James, Avatar, any of the Twilight films, anything with Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart, anything with Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, anything with both Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart and Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, and any of the Star Wars prequels (1999-2005) run it a close second, though.