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Delivery driver of all the mail order adult toys, lingerie, lubes and xxx rated DVD's. Because we all know what happens in almost all the stories relating to the random delivery guy....
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chriskayaks
1 day ago
Bisexual Male, 58
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Silly question!!! HERS, HERS, HERS and always HERS first, last and always.. You gotta keep the ladies happy enough for a return visit! If it was all about the males orgasm then they wouldn`t have put our tongues so close to her clitoris, nor would they have invented fingers that curl up just right to massage the G-spot so perfectly!!!
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I've never been a big fan of the Christmas/Holiday season but then again I live in Canada where there is snow 5 months of the year.. Just wondering on others thoughts??
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Without a doubt... "Die Hard" not sure how exactly this became a Christmas classic (other than the fact that it's set at a Christmas party) but I love it anyway!
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I know that I can come across as an ego maniac, self confident, know-it-all jerk at times.... but really, I'm a nice guy who tries to put others first at all times!! Just ask anyone who's opinion I've given them!!
But really.. It depends greatly on my mood of the hour and how well I know the crowd. I'd like to think that I can get along and talk and flirt with damn near anyone given the right circumstances, but if I'm in the mood to be argumentative or opinionated then I can be a downright asshole and I know it. And you know what???? It doesn't bother me on little bit because it's me and that's who I am... Take me or leave me!!!
I'm not going to pussy-foot around or take crap just because someone has deemed it politically correct or incorrect.. I saw what I feel and tell you what it is. If you don't want the answer.... Don't ask the question!!
But really.. It depends greatly on my mood of the hour and how well I know the crowd. I'd like to think that I can get along and talk and flirt with damn near anyone given the right circumstances, but if I'm in the mood to be argumentative or opinionated then I can be a downright asshole and I know it. And you know what???? It doesn't bother me on little bit because it's me and that's who I am... Take me or leave me!!!
I'm not going to pussy-foot around or take crap just because someone has deemed it politically correct or incorrect.. I saw what I feel and tell you what it is. If you don't want the answer.... Don't ask the question!!
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Only once have I ever fucked someone that I really didn't want to... the pressure to perform was there so I did.. NEVER AGAIN!! You might say that I've learned my lesson!!
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A nice cold can of Busch after a long hard day of work!! I know it's not champagne or anything fancy-shmancy but I'll take it any way I can get it!!
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Get your goggles on baby!!! No not those ones... the ones with the blue and red lenses!!!
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I'm basically a straight dude but I don't mind playing around every once in a while with another guy. Variety is the spice of life and the maker or orgasms.
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No I haven't. But it's not for a lack of trying to get into the panties of a co-worker!!! Things just never played out the way that they're supposed to.
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I own my own house on an acre of rolling property. I am currently trying to sell this house so that I can buy another on a five acre parcel. Apparently, my fiancé wants to move in with me too... I don't know why though... I snore!!!!
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I rather enjoy woodworking and just working with my hands in general. It keeps my hands and mind occupied at the same time (which is a rare thing these days considering all the tech devices and games). I will usually try to tackle most projects at home as long as they don't require permits. I have built a sexy mission style headboard for my King size bed as well as a few cabinets for the kitchen.
In the past couple of years I have been busy building my workshop in my basement that measures 30 x 20 and stocking it with the tools of the trades. I am not yet proficient with all of them but I'm working on it!!
I have figured out though that I am really, REALLY good at making piles of rich, healthy sawdust!!!
Proud of my Headboard
In the past couple of years I have been busy building my workshop in my basement that measures 30 x 20 and stocking it with the tools of the trades. I am not yet proficient with all of them but I'm working on it!!
I have figured out though that I am really, REALLY good at making piles of rich, healthy sawdust!!!
Proud of my Headboard
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When I'm home, I'm naked far more than I'm dressed. Just something about doing all my household chores or sitting around either in the house or out on my back deck with my altogethers hanging free. I've been caught a number of times either by neighbours or by random visitors. Who cares!!! It's only a penis right?
