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chriskayaks
1 day ago
Bisexual Male, 58
0 miles · Neustadt

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The washing machine in one ear and the dryer in the other. Oh yeah, some cheesy made for T.V. movie is playing in the background!! I'd rather have some AC/DC cranked up to full volume though!!!!
As abstract as it is... it is still a matching colour set!!



Paint Splatter
1. Near miss!! Wouldn't that be a hit??
2. Close enough!!
3. Twerking
4. Give it a 110%... Anything more than 100% is impossible
5. I've told you a billion times!! Sure, you may have said it many many times.. But really? A billion times??
6. It's as long as four football fields!! Just tell me that it's 400 yards... I can do the math from there!

I'm sure there are more that drive me nutzoid, but my mind is not working to it's full potential right now.
Each and everyday... weekends included- between 4:30 and 6 am. doesn't really matter too much what time I go to bed or with whom. I'm always up long before the sun is even thinking about hitting the horizon.
Fucking SEXY HOT HOT HOT. I wish all women were capable of squirting.... or all men were capable of making a woman squirt!!!
OK!!!!!!!! A few complaints have been registered!!! The armoured truck was too tough.

Next: Flashing boobs in public!!