I would quite happily become a house husband, doing nothing but my passion of cooking all day
What if Simon Cowell became the next president?
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chrscllngs
Over 90 days ago
Male, 46
United Kingdom
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I have been out with women who spend far too much time putting make up on, my wife doesnt wear a lot and doesn't need to.
By the looks of your photo Babeelicious, it really doesnt look as if you NEED to plaster it on, natural often looks so much better
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By the looks of your photo Babeelicious, it really doesnt look as if you NEED to plaster it on, natural often looks so much better
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am flat broke now!
$1025.60 whatever that is in English money!
$1025.60 whatever that is in English money!
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agree with longjohn, having been the cheater and the cheatee before in relationships, it makes no difference to sex
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Marmite is the name given to two similar food spreads: a British (original and first version) produced in the United Kingdom and later South Africa, and a version produced in New Zealand. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans[1].
The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury with umami qualities, somewhat comparable to soy sauce. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company's marketing slogan: "Love it or hate it." It is similar to the Australian and New Zealand Vegemite and Swiss Cenovis.
AND ITS FUCKING AWFUL!!
The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury with umami qualities, somewhat comparable to soy sauce. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company's marketing slogan: "Love it or hate it." It is similar to the Australian and New Zealand Vegemite and Swiss Cenovis.
AND ITS FUCKING AWFUL!!
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BOBFOC - Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch
Used to describe someone who has an amazing body but an unfortunate face. BOBFOCs are most commonly spotted on beaches from a distance, wearing very little and claimed as, 'FIT!' but after closer inspection is found to have a face like an anus.
Used to describe someone who has an amazing body but an unfortunate face. BOBFOCs are most commonly spotted on beaches from a distance, wearing very little and claimed as, 'FIT!' but after closer inspection is found to have a face like an anus.
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Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls' night
out,
dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh, knowing she's
going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
she used last night...
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car, looking for dents, and find none....
But then .... Wait a minute....
A picture is worth a thousand words....
out,
dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh, knowing she's
going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
she used last night...
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car, looking for dents, and find none....
But then .... Wait a minute....
A picture is worth a thousand words....
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives various duties.
Terry had married a woman from America and boasted of how he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and all the housework. He said it took a couple days to see an effect but on the third day he camehome to a clean house, and the dishes had all been washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, all the dishes, and all the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table in the evening.
The third man had married an English rose. He boasted of how she’d listened intently to him reeling off her duties of keeping the house clean, dishes washed, laundry and ironing done twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
Terry had married a woman from America and boasted of how he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and all the housework. He said it took a couple days to see an effect but on the third day he camehome to a clean house, and the dishes had all been washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, all the dishes, and all the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table in the evening.
The third man had married an English rose. He boasted of how she’d listened intently to him reeling off her duties of keeping the house clean, dishes washed, laundry and ironing done twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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I WILL HAVE TO BUY THE WIFE SOME OF THOSE, WOULDN'T HURT MY BACK BENDING DOWN TO GIVE HER A KISS! OH THE PITFALLS OF BEING TALL!! HAHA
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In a hammock in the canopy of the rainforest in Brazil
In the Kop at Anfield, football fans will inderstand!
In a field, on a warm summers evening, in the rain
At a concert, in the middle of the crowd, with no-one around aware of us
On my desk in my office! have never had the chance!
In the Kop at Anfield, football fans will inderstand!
In a field, on a warm summers evening, in the rain
At a concert, in the middle of the crowd, with no-one around aware of us
On my desk in my office! have never had the chance!
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Me too! Having massive hands is not always an advantage, but then if that were true, i would be hung like a horse with nearly 12", am a long way short of that! but would be a great hitch hiker!!
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Also try http://www.last.fm/, type in an artist that you like and it will find lots of other in the same ilk
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. ----Marie Curie
is very very true
is very very true
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has to be The Birds, the classic Hitchcock ones are always the best!
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We went to a strip club on my mates stag nite and I hated every minute of it Had a beer and left to go back to the pub we were in before!
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Im a real boob fan, am not bothered with what size or shape they are. Have had experience with girls with massive boobs, and with girls with tiny boobs, really doesnt matter. I love girls with really sensitive boobs though, I could spend hours worshipping at the alter of breasts!
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
happy bithday dear Cat
happy birthday to you x
Happy birthday to you
happy bithday dear Cat
happy birthday to you x
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I find the sound of a woman orgasming on her own the biggest turn on ever! is such a personal thing
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This has happened to me before! This could be a danger to all men of epic proportions!