Incredibly powerful story and update. Thank you for sharing it.

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Thanks Kimmi! These are always fun!

I overdid it in 2025. There's no getting around it. A lot of male meat passed through my lips and my hands this year. I made my NY resolution: 

“I will not see or touch more than three cocks this year.”

It was going really well. I met a nice guy, we were great in bed, and I was dropping unsubtle hints I wanted something serious.

Alas, the chicken farm sent me a job offer.

Hilarious.

“Any resolution,” my horny girlfriend offered on New Year’s Day.

“I resolve a year of unlimited anal sex,” I declared, something denied for years.

“Agreed, but on my terms.”

“Agreed.”

She stripped us. My massive cock hardened, readied for her tiny virgin ass.

She bent me over the table, cuffing my wrists and ankles wide. Then came her strap-on.

“Wait. No! Your ass!”

“My terms,” she repeated.

The doorbell rang for the Rose Bowl party.

The thundering horses announced the handsome Prince’s arrival for Maiden Kel. He was there to fulfill the kingdom’s annual custom for one fair maiden to receive his legendary royal pleasures and the planting of his seed as the clock strikes midnight. It was the highest honor and dream of every lass. 

Selected for her beauty and twin sister’s selfless petitions, Kel knelt, gasping at the magnificence of his unsheathed cock.

I jolted awake, trembling in sheer horror at the sound of the dreadful Ganz’s approach. The hideous monster defied flight with its expansive wings and two rapacious snake-like phalli. I lie naked, vulnerable in complete darkness with no way of escape. The drooling, grotesque creature’s steps grew louder with every step. The door creaked open. I screamed. There’s nothing scarier than when an ugly two-cocky aero-Ganz walks into a room.

“Whenever I see grace, I’m moved.”
― Bono

Black coffee. Need a refill Dian?

Wow, dreams do come true.

Kiss

Girl on Fire

Would like that, and Heidi is more than welcome to join us.

LOVE that Dutch meaning of your username! Did not know that. Sounds like your kid-sister had you figured out early.

Middle name: Joe

What (different) first name would you pick for yourself (and why)?

😋 Again, and again...bringing her endless pleasure all night.

I stepped into the steamy

Spank

I'm incredibly optimistic, largely based on the unprecedented amount of good happening (that doesn't get reported). Without my head in the sand, not going to allow dominant voices/agendas define reality.

Seduce or be seduced?

(Unintentionally) got within 20 yards of a grizzly during my trip to Alaska a couple weeks ago.

Respectfully pass

Not (there are better investments)

Risky adventure or Safe certainty?

Mission Critical (Book 8 of Gray Man Series)

Feelin' lucky! 🎲

Passionate enunciator

583

Full hug

Hey Heidi...579

It took you long enough.

579

Gotta love PCH, especially in a Jag. Will be there next week in a convertible.

If the twisty-turning roads are beautiful, I'll take them.

Who would you love to take a romantic drive with?

Roses are red

The shower, already steamy

Enter prepared

For your lips to become creamy.

Bodies pressed against each other

Slippery to the feel

The shower head removed

Your intimate folds peeled.

Your clit, now helpless

To the pulsating shower

The climax growing

With overwhelming power

You gasp and moan

With euphoric pleasure

What's still to come

There is no measure

Forest green. 😊

Staying with the car theme, what's the most fun experience you've had in a car?