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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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Clumeleon
What can I say? It's a global recession.
However, I am led to believe the sex industry is doing quite well at the moment. More lonely singletons buying dildos, vibrators and the like? 'Date night' being replaced by top shelf porn and a bottle of lube? We might be on to something here.
However, I am led to believe the sex industry is doing quite well at the moment. More lonely singletons buying dildos, vibrators and the like? 'Date night' being replaced by top shelf porn and a bottle of lube? We might be on to something here.
Clumeleon
I can take it or leave it; it's not a must.
Quite a few of my friends, however, have intimated that they are not huge fans of blow jobs, citing them as "boring". I can only imagine they haven't had the best people giving them - they're all young, inexperienced guys who have had young, inexperienced girlfriends.
Sounds like your friend lucked out - she doesn't like giving them and he doesn't like receiving them. And if he's as rich as you say, then she might be looking at divorce number three...
*Ahem*
I mean marriage number three.
Quite a few of my friends, however, have intimated that they are not huge fans of blow jobs, citing them as "boring". I can only imagine they haven't had the best people giving them - they're all young, inexperienced guys who have had young, inexperienced girlfriends.
Sounds like your friend lucked out - she doesn't like giving them and he doesn't like receiving them. And if he's as rich as you say, then she might be looking at divorce number three...
*Ahem*
I mean marriage number three.
Clumeleon
Quote by poizenivy
Wow guys! I so wasn't thinking of getting fucked on the spot....I just wanted to know what you all would think and how you would react.
Dudalicious: first of all, "fugly" is not trademarked, God I hope you were joking on that one. And I would hope that men would try to be honest about their looks....or is that wishful thinking on my part? But, I guess you're right, it was a rather stupid question. My bad.
To all of you that would call a girl crazy...wow! So glad I live where guys are not so uptight. I have actually done this, as I said, in nightclubs and have never had anyone respond the way you all are.
Sorry if my question offended.
Dude was indeed joking. He does that a lot, as do many regular forum-ers - you'll learn quickly (although I thought this one was quite obvious). That said, the member Fugly should be highly respected at all times.
Your question did not offend, but apparently some of our answers did. You clearly posted this topic expecting a certain response and when you didn't get it, you didn't like it.
A nightclub is quite a different scenario, where such alcohol-fueled occurrences are commonplace. That doesn't make it alright, but different, less sober reactions might be evoked. A little flirt and a dance first could be quite enough to change the situation completely.
I wouldn't call myself uptight but you are entitled to your opinion. Like I said, maybe you should Ask The Gals how they would react in a similar situation. It seems like you're practicing double standards.
Clumeleon
[You'll probably find a load of stuff like this in Ask The Reader.]
Unfortunately, that's just the way it goes on this site. Having looked quickly over the number of ratings your stories have gotten and their average scores, I wouldn't say you have much to worry about. In fact, your sequels have done better than a lot of others seem to.
The best way to improve your writing is to read lots of other stories and decide what you like and what you don't like. For great examples of popular writing, read stories by some of the most established writers like Sprite and Jaymal.
We can't force people to vote, but don't be disheartened. I find one really lovely comment can really spur me on to some of my best work.
EDIT: You also have three followers, so you're doing something right. Just persevere and more and more people will take an interest in your work. Category can have a bearing on the size of your readership, too. If you're looking for gratification, it was a good idea to start in .
Unfortunately, that's just the way it goes on this site. Having looked quickly over the number of ratings your stories have gotten and their average scores, I wouldn't say you have much to worry about. In fact, your sequels have done better than a lot of others seem to.
The best way to improve your writing is to read lots of other stories and decide what you like and what you don't like. For great examples of popular writing, read stories by some of the most established writers like Sprite and Jaymal.
We can't force people to vote, but don't be disheartened. I find one really lovely comment can really spur me on to some of my best work.
EDIT: You also have three followers, so you're doing something right. Just persevere and more and more people will take an interest in your work. Category can have a bearing on the size of your readership, too. If you're looking for gratification, it was a good idea to start in .
Clumeleon
Quote by thepainter
I'd have her arrested.
I would perhaps not go to this extent, but thepainter captures my sentiment. It would not matter to me what the girl looked like, if I don't know her then I would not be receptive to a random kiss. I would push her away from me and ask her is she was, indeed, crazy.
It's sexual harassment and I'm sure not many girls would like it if the shoe was on the other foot.
