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Clumeleon
I loved listening to Barbra Streisand and Cher long before anything made its way into my ass. And I already come like a firehose (TMI?).
Anal play can be fun, but there is definitely a stigma around straight guys doing it, even in this supposed age of sexual freedom. I would recommend any guy to give it a go, just to see if you enjoy it. No harm, no foul.
This is a great post, Olivia. Looking forward to that gay stereotypes one.
Anal play can be fun, but there is definitely a stigma around straight guys doing it, even in this supposed age of sexual freedom. I would recommend any guy to give it a go, just to see if you enjoy it. No harm, no foul.
This is a great post, Olivia. Looking forward to that gay stereotypes one.
Clumeleon
On a more serious note (although my point is somewhat valid), while I'm not in a relationship myself at the moment, LOTS of the people in my life are in very good ones.
My sister has a wonderful fiancée; my mum's relationship is currently on the up after hitting a rough patch; my dad's 10-year marriage is as strong as ever. And around 75% of my friends are either in pretty serious relationships or are playing the field successfully.
So it's not all bad.
My sister has a wonderful fiancée; my mum's relationship is currently on the up after hitting a rough patch; my dad's 10-year marriage is as strong as ever. And around 75% of my friends are either in pretty serious relationships or are playing the field successfully.
So it's not all bad.
Clumeleon
Quote by HunterNoel
I have met one man off this site and we did much more then just have sex and it was so good and so hot. He was the first person I had sex with and we are planing on having him be the last
That's so sweet, and it sounds like such a lovely story.
I recommend you post in this thread, too, to let people know.
Clumeleon
Thanks for posting this question, Cam. You sound remarkably similar to me - confident in most aspects of life but never know when to make your move and usually end up in the 'friend zone' (although, I must say, I now have some wonderful friends because of my 'ineptitude' at flirting).
Thanks also to Olivia for her useful response. Sometimes starting a casual conversation like that is easier said than done, but I've been working on it and it gets easier with time. The weather is definitely your friend in these instances.
Thanks also to Olivia for her useful response. Sometimes starting a casual conversation like that is easier said than done, but I've been working on it and it gets easier with time. The weather is definitely your friend in these instances.
Clumeleon
Lush is my third most visited site after my and Twitter (which are open all the time on my browser). That probably qualifies me as an addict.
Even when I'm not in the mood for reading stories, I rarely get bored of the forum, and more often than not there will be someone interesting to talk to online.
I've never logged out since I joined this site three months ago.
Even when I'm not in the mood for reading stories, I rarely get bored of the forum, and more often than not there will be someone interesting to talk to online.
I've never logged out since I joined this site three months ago.
Clumeleon
I wondered when he was going to find this Agony Aunt section.
Olivia, I think you just found your best customer. Good luck to you.
EDIT: In light of WMM's sentiment, I would like to apologise for my apparent harshness. It just seems that from all the topics you have started and all the solid advice the Lushies have given you, your attitude hasn't changed and the message isn't getting through. I sincerely hope Olivia can help you.
Olivia, I think you just found your best customer. Good luck to you.
EDIT: In light of WMM's sentiment, I would like to apologise for my apparent harshness. It just seems that from all the topics you have started and all the solid advice the Lushies have given you, your attitude hasn't changed and the message isn't getting through. I sincerely hope Olivia can help you.
Clumeleon
Quote by kochankatulipan
A strong english style cup of tea.
Fancy a quickie? http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/a-cut-above-the-rest.aspx
K
Shameless, Koch! I like your style.
Clumeleon
I'm a big fan of the Random Story button, so for me it doesn't matter when your story was posted, it's just pot luck.
There's no way of predicting when a lot of stories are going to be posted. I've had a story on the home page for nearly two days, and another that was off it by the time I checked my e-mail. Having a lot of friends would probably help, I imagine (I don't, so I wouldn't know) but being quite well-known around this place is probably the best way to boost your success. If you can write one really good story and get on the Top Authors list or (even better) get an Editor's Pick, then all of your work, past and future, will benefit.
By the way, your story, Ice Cold Pussy, is on my favourites list - it's excellent.
EDIT: Many authors advertise their stories in their forum signature (some with very nice banners). I don't know how much success this has, but it might be worth a shot if you're planning on being a regular poster.
There's no way of predicting when a lot of stories are going to be posted. I've had a story on the home page for nearly two days, and another that was off it by the time I checked my e-mail. Having a lot of friends would probably help, I imagine (I don't, so I wouldn't know) but being quite well-known around this place is probably the best way to boost your success. If you can write one really good story and get on the Top Authors list or (even better) get an Editor's Pick, then all of your work, past and future, will benefit.
By the way, your story, Ice Cold Pussy, is on my favourites list - it's excellent.
EDIT: Many authors advertise their stories in their forum signature (some with very nice banners). I don't know how much success this has, but it might be worth a shot if you're planning on being a regular poster.
Clumeleon
I'd love to get me a nice cougar. I can't deal with the drama of relationships with young people (i.e. people my age).
I don't think you can define it by age difference. Rather, the term denotes a certain type of woman, well described by urbandctionary.com in Yahtzee's post. They have a sophisticated air about them and know how to get what they want.
For me, a cougar could be anywhere between 15 and 30 years older than me. Sadly, they're more likely to go for a young man with rugged good looks and an exquisite physique, and get him.
One can dream...
I don't think you can define it by age difference. Rather, the term denotes a certain type of woman, well described by urbandctionary.com in Yahtzee's post. They have a sophisticated air about them and know how to get what they want.
For me, a cougar could be anywhere between 15 and 30 years older than me. Sadly, they're more likely to go for a young man with rugged good looks and an exquisite physique, and get him.
One can dream...