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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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Innocent, obviously.

Ever hit on a bartender for a free drink (successful or not)?
My life hasn't been perfect, and I've made my fair share of mistakes, but it has turned out pretty great so far so I'd be reluctant to say I'd do anything differently, for fear of not ending up where I am now.

There are a few things I reckon I should have done but didn't. I should have treated my friends better, and that's still something I'm working on. I should devote more time to my religion, and I intend to. I should have started acting earlier. I should have kept that dumb part-time job. I should have been less chicken in love.

Like I say, it all worked out well and I'm happy. I try (and sometimes fail) not to dwell on the past and concentrate on the future. Life's too short.
Hair.

Tight, ginger curls; flowing, blonde locks; spiky, dyed-pink mohawk. Running my hands through it; twirling it with my fingers; stroking it softly.

I love it.
Innocent. I don't drive.

Ever had a wild night with a close friend?
This should be a Public Service Announcement.

Very funnily done.
'Look What I Found In My Beer' - The Beautiful South
Damn! Beaten to it.

To the one above: Giver.

Before that: Sexy dinner. I hate flies.

Rip each other's clothes off OR sexily undress for each other (like a striptease).
The same. I don't think I'd like every time to be my first time with that person.

WYR MMF threesome OR MFF?
The internet. Although it's becoming more of a necessity than a luxury these days.

What's the most delicious meal you've ever had?
I'd try it, to say I had. I don't know how much I'd like it.

As to with whom... a couple of Lushies spring to mind.
Innocent. I've flirted with a cop, but not to get away with anything.

Ever had 'bonus night' with an ex?
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None I nvr dated

Has anyone ever gone commando and forget that they were?


That's not a 'How Many Times' question.
Maybe once every three or four stories.

How many blind dates have you been on?
Innocent. Not one thing I own is sexy.

Ever heard/seen your parent(s) having sex?
Three, I think. Don't quote me on that.

How many times have you left Lush to do something then came back on five minutes later?