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Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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Treat her to a beautiful, romantic meal at her favourite restaurant. smile
I used to do a lot of acting in high school school and, although this never happened to me, I was always really worried about getting hard while on stage. Luckily, I never had any roles with love interests.

I get erections quite a lot just when I'm out and about when I'm thinking of ideas for Lush stories. They usually go unnoticed thanks to baggy t-shirts and loose-fitting trousers, and if worst comes to worst I can tuck it up inside my waistband relatively inconspicuously, but there has been a lot of potential for embarrassment.
No question Adele? My answer to the previous is none as well.

How many badges do you have?
Quote by MMonroe
Sword and the Stone! I jut laugh my head off every time i watch it


I'm so glad someone else gets it. biggrin
As I always say to my friends, the vagina is designed to take a penis. I think anal sex between heterosexual people is unnecessary and I do not enjoy watching it or reading about it. Nor can I imagine ever wanting to do it.
'Someone Like You' by Adele always makes me sad. It's so beautiful. There are others I can't think of at the moment, but I may be back.
Innocent.

Have you ever successfully hit on a barmaid/barman whilst drunk?
My favourite Danger Mouse t-shirt, old jeans, stripy blue socks and grey boxers (for a change).
Tequila, every time. Absolutely love the stuff.

WYR go running or go swimming?
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Hmmmmm...I think Anastasia is a Disney movie. But I'm too lazy to google it. So if not then definitely Beauty and the Beast ♥


Anastasia isn't Disney, but it is quite good. smile
Innocent.

Have you ever been caught masturbating whilst on Lush?
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What? No one loves Song of the South?


Never actually seen it, but I did say animated. Is it good?
Not 'befriended' as such, but there are a few people I've had a nice chat with once and then never again.

Have you ever added someone and then deleted them before having any contact with them?
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ooo... *squirms* do i have to pick just one? and umm.. does Enchanted count, cause half of it is animated.. that's my wife's and my movie.. but, push come to shove it's a dead tie between The Little Mermaid and Tangled. oh, my god, i refuse to admit to how many times i've seen both - it's embarrassing!


I would accept Enchanted, seeing as it is amazing! Good other choices as well. smile
Just four, and they were all really good ones, too.

How many times do you post in the forums every day, roughly?
And I mean animated.

Mine is definitely The Sword In The Stone. smile
Tickled, I think.

Sucking nipples or nibbling earlobe?
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No question for me, a certain Shania Twain does it for me every time!


Amen, brother!