I am actually quite proud of myself for writing a story today. It doesn't happen often.
I'll be there. See you at the bar.
Some of my friends and family know I'm on an erotica site, but they don't necessarily know it's Lush.
I don't keep it a secret, it just doesn't come up in conversation much.
I have no secrets from my partner. I'm completely open an honest.
Also, they don't exist.
My magnum dong, barely concealed in my jeans.
You forgot to include your cock size, mate.
Nope. Not me. Nuh uh. No way.
Just had a tall glass of water. Now I think I'll have some green tea.
