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Only reason I became a mod was to see Rachel's butt.
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Clumeleon
I have used them on and off, and met a few people for dates. Never amounted to much.
I've used Tinder and met both men and women from there. I've used Grindr, and met guys, but most are just looking to hook up. Had some fun chats though. I also have a gay dating app called Chappy, which I really like but there aren't a lot of guys using it.
Because all these apps are location based, it's difficult where I live (small, rural village).
I've used Tinder and met both men and women from there. I've used Grindr, and met guys, but most are just looking to hook up. Had some fun chats though. I also have a gay dating app called Chappy, which I really like but there aren't a lot of guys using it.
Because all these apps are location based, it's difficult where I live (small, rural village).
Clumeleon
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Now that we have all that pomposity out of the way. Nice to meet you. I have noticed you around the forums off and on. If you ever feel like, stop by my place and say hello. I will buy you a cup of coffee and we can talk about what women really like.
"Pomposity".
I'll pass on the coffee and sex tips, thanks.
Clumeleon
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I see now. Sorry, didn't know. It's ok, they say it is not the size that matters but what you can do with it. I am sure with your high IQ you will figure out something.
So you found my response to this thread where I actually (kind of) answer the question, and you think the reason I don’t believe that girls are so gobsmacked (no pun intended) by the size of your penis that they have to measure it right at the point of ejaculation is because I’m insecure about the below-average size of my penis?
Yeah, you’re probably right. Why else would I brag about my intelligence, earnings and... obesity?
People who say size doesn’t matter are liars. Otherwise porn wouldn’t be filled with hung guys, and we wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it, and girls wouldn’t be clambering over you at the peak of your climax with a yard stick to see how big they made it.
Have fun with your big dong, Jim.
Clumeleon
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That's hilarious! I missed that. That "we" and "us" usage reminds me of hockey moms here.
"We" played a great game. Did you now? I didn't see you on the ice.
It was just insanely biased. In the half-time analysis, they literally didn't talk about Sweden at all. At one point they said, "England have twelve and a half minutes left," and I literally said out loud, "Aye, so do Sweden!"
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I'm still mourning Russia's loss. Like Seeker, I really don't know who to cheer for. I just want good matches. Whomever wins, there will be a story spun to reflect how they overcame insurmountable odds. Yet, they surmounted them. Sounds sexual. Good stuff. Be safe. If you go to a pub and cheer for Croatia, you might not make it to your hotel room.Maybe, go to a Croatian bar. Do those exist where you are going? Now that could be fun!
I don't think I'll find a Croatian bar in Birmingham. Maybe I'll just go watch quietly in the corner, and slip out before it all kicks off (which it will, regardless of the result).
Clumeleon
Quote by seeker4
I could get behind that myself. One of the nice things about having no national stake in the World Cup (My country, Canada, is rarely there and my wife's homeland, China, is much the same) is I can kind of pick and choose who to cheer for without upsetting any local patriots.
That should be the same in Scotland, but we still get labeled as petty, jealous separatists if we don't cheer for England.
I'm actually gonna be in England for the semi-finals. Can't decide whether to go cheer on Croatia at a bar, just to wind up the locals, or to hide out in my hotel room.