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It's nice to have a genuine reason to root against England. Can't quite believe Croatia have made it to the semis.

Watched the Sweden v. England match yesterday. Not very interesting. The English commentators were insufferable, and kept referring the to England team as "we" and "us", on the BBC. People wonder why those of us from the rest of the UK get ticked off.

Belgium v. Croatia final. Would be lovely to see a team that's never won it before lift the trophy.
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Auf wiedersehen!

With England's bogie team out, we have a good chance of going all the way!


There’s something almost admirable about the optimism of English football fans. Almost...

I’m backing Croatia to win, purely because I drew them in the pool at work. Three for three at the moment, which is more than can be said for some “big” teams.
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#itwontbescotland



That’s alright, Scotland beat England in cricket, and no one in Scotland even knows what cricket is.
I collect The Broons and Oor Wullie annuals. I have every annual dating back to 1970, including special editions, and the oldest in my collection is from 1958.
I can solve a Rubik's cube, and I'm super good at remembering song lyrics.
Got a great title for a Topology story: The Hairy Ball Theorem.

(Look it up).
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In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.

Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?


I'm hard just thinking about it.

If we have a topology category, do we also need 'bottomology'?
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here's the rule i go by. if i get to the door first, and someone else is coming through, i hold it open. man, woman, old, young, doesn't matters. it's not about age or gender, it's just about being polite to another human being.


I hold the door until they're close, then slam it in their face so they know who's boss.

And while they're crying on the floor, I yell at them, "Open the god damn door yourself, pussy!"

And, like you, that policy is applied to everyone regardless of gender or age. Because I'm nothing if not an egalitarian.
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On that note... Who wants to co-write a watersport story with me? ? I know nothing about them.


Now, there’s an offer...
Knew it was coming. Didn’t know how angry it would make me. I know it’s awful to say/think, but it would have been easier on us all if you’d died.
Well, people can smell desperation a mile away, apparently, so I guess scent is part of the reason I don't have a sex life.
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Not my prostate. His.

Thank you for elaborating XD


I meant the figurative “you”.
Your prostate shouldn’t be very hard to reach. Get him a map.

I have a few toys. They’re all good in their own way.
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Of course Kanye can be President. I would hear him out and not judge him on his lifestyle and history of walking off stage, ranting on Twitter and having nervous breakdowns.


Still sounds like an improvement.
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I do, yes! I like them big, tight and hard


Hard? Hard balls? Like... what? Is that... What?

Hard?
I know I like it a particular way, but I don't know which way that it. My holder juts out from the wall, so the roll is perpendicular to the wall. The whole things just confuses me.
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The word 'factoid' did not originally mean 'small fact', or 'useless data', but in fact refers to a piece of information which is generally accepted as fact, but is actually misleading, misinformation, or just false. It is derived by taking the word 'fact' (obviously) and combining it with the suffix 'oid', which means 'alike', 'similar to', or 'appearing as'.


So saying that a factoid is a 'small fact' or 'useless data' is, in fact, a factoid?
I got to work before 8am, which is what I aim to do every day but rarely manage.
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I think 'true' would mean are you demonstrative with both in public, do you go on dates with both, that sort of thing.


I disagree. You can be bisexual and only have relationships with people of one sex. Or even not have any relationships at all. It doesn't make you not bisexual.
I don't think you can say someone is "less bisexual" because they perhaps don't enjoy certain sexual activities.

One's sexual orientation doesn't necessarily have anything to do with what they enjoy sexually. You can be a straight guy who likes being fucked in the ass; you can be a lesbian who dislikes cunnilingus.

If you identify as bisexual, then you are bisexual. That's it.