Justin Bieber - Love Yourself
As I have said many times before, spitters are quitters.
It's a toss-up between "penis too big" and "too generous a lover". Or maybe it's indecision, or excessive humility.
Yellow Sun - The Raconteurs
Wee story about a friend of mine...
Woman in her fifties, finds a lump on her breasts. No panic, but decides to get it checked by a doctor.
Ends up getting a scan and they find the lump is nothing sinister in the slightest, BUT they detect cancer somewhere else in her breasts that would never have manifested as a lump, so might have gone undetected for a long time.
She just had surgery a couple of weeks ago and everything is looking good for her. She and I see that lump as protection—it was nothing in itself, but it lead to her diagnosis and (hopefully) her recovery. She has been so grateful for that lump, and for this opportunity she has had to take on this health challenge.
I always think these kind of things look fantastic and I can totally see the value, but the reality is me never using even a fraction of the functionality of it. I can't tell you the number of "productivity" apps I've downloaded for my phone or tablet that have done the virtual equivalent of gathering dust on a shelf, until I eventually just delete them.
Alas, I digress. Thanks for sharing, Lizzy.
I think it's a wonder men are still using imperial units to measure their dicks. Doesn't 18 centimetres sound more impressive than 7 inches?
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos.