I thought this thread was gonna be about actual football and not your American hogwash.
smh.
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Clumeleon
Out of interest (having never had any cock inside me), does a big cock feel better when it's black?
I can almost understand that people might find a big black cock more aesthetically pleasing than, say, a big white cock, but I find it hard to believe that a black cock would be more enjoyable to fuck than a cock of a different colour but of the same size.
I can almost understand that people might find a big black cock more aesthetically pleasing than, say, a big white cock, but I find it hard to believe that a black cock would be more enjoyable to fuck than a cock of a different colour but of the same size.
Clumeleon
Quote by DirtyMindedMom
Ah, okay - this is what I suspected. It's for the convenience of the moderators, not for the benefit of the readers or authors. Thanks for acknowledging that. ;)
This kind of sounds like you're implying that the convenience of the talented volunteers who help keep this site running and are the only reason that any stories get posted (and who are also readers and authors) is not an important consideration. I hope I'm reading you wrong.
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A classic definition of a short story is that one should be able to read it in one sitting... In contemporary usage, the term short story most often refers to a work of fiction no shorter than 1,000 and no longer than 20,000 words.
Your story would have to be pretty bloody excellent and pretty bloody compelling for me to read 20000 words of it in one sitting. While, of course, one could have a never-ending debate about how long a short story is, I can personally say that most of the best ones I've ever read have had fewer than 5000 words.
Clumeleon
Quote by DirtyMindedMom
Is there a technical reason for the 10,000 word maximum? I realize there has to be an upper limit, but why only 10k?
In addition to what Liz said, this is a place for people to post short stories, mainly. At 10000, it's already stopped being short, hasn't it?
Clumeleon
Quote by Magical_felix
I think what she meant was that the competition would literally be titties.
1 word max story and the cover photo would just be a picture of the author's tits. Then we all vote and comment on who has the best pair of tits.
I think a comp like that would get the most amount of views and votes in a long while.
I'm down.
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Clumeleon
Quote by Frank
I make every effort to post pictures that will stay in the forum postings.
However over time many disappear, broken links and the like.
Could we have a comprehensive delete/clean up of empty posts.
It would make looking back over old posts better, clean up the interface and remove storage.
I do appreciate it would be quite an onerous task, but over time would make a difference.
Sexy Pics / Videos:
1,096 topics
87,237 posts
I agree that it would be nice to clean up ALL threads, and when I come across broken links or whatever, I delete them (wherever I have access). Alas, to do a systematic clean-up wouldn't just be onerous, it would be basically a full-time job. None of the volunteers on the site have time for that. Sorry.
Clumeleon
Quote by ChuckEPoo
I am excited about this. I only have one question. How accurate does the story have to be historically? Can we fictionalize it? I have tons of historical things I want to explore. The twenties prohibition. The Vietnam war from both the flower child and soldiers point of view. The Roman occupation of Persia. The height of the Cold War.
The only other category I'd suggest is Cat Poetry. Gatto impressed me.
I want a full bibliography of reputable sources with every submission.
Clumeleon
Quote by sprite
fyi, anyone submitting a story using "okay" instead of "OK" is getting it edited back to "OK" and then forwarded to Clum.
I'll just reject them all, quoting song lyrics from the musical, Oklahoma!
"Every night my honey lamb and I sit alone and talk, and watch the hawk making lazy circles in the sky."
