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Lingo question: Are "switch" and "versatile" interchangeable?
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I submitted one about 24 hours ago myself, and I haven't heard anyhting about mine either. I just want to make sure that it was received, and didn't get lost or something


We have your story; it has not been lost. We're dealing with a high volume of submissions at the moment. Thanks for your patience.
Quote by Writingguy
still no word on either one


Patience is a virtue.
I really do enjoy this. I guess it's something about feeling how aroused she is.

And the dexterous man can inflict a lot of pleasure, leaving your mouth free to explore other areas.

Then there's the added bonus and eroticism of getting to lick your fingers afterwards.
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You ever notice if you say the world great a lot, it sounds funny? Even in your head. Great great great...


I find it starts to grate on you...

*tumbleweed*
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Wouldn't the new vocalist badge now be a requirement?

Edit: I've asked Gav to clarify.


I've read the rest of the thread now, but when I read this I was like, "What the fuck is she talking about?"

True story.
No, but it will make him go blind, and grow hair on his palms.
My favourite Disney movie?



My favourite Disney character?

Why are you getting fucking sucked into it, you moron?

Let it lie. Ignore it.

But you can't, can you? No, you've bitten your tongue too many times this week and you just have to go with this one, don't you?

You'll regret it. Soon.

Remember, people aren't out just to piss you off. You let them piss you off. Don't.
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I want to you to apologize for hijacking my thread and posting off topic verses and praises in dedicating of mods, turning it into something else. Then I want you to stop posting on my thread and I also want you stop posting off topic things in mine or anybody else's thread for the further future, ever.


No.

EDIT: I'll elaborate on that response.

No, I will not apologise for any of those things, because I did none of those things. I answered your question to the best of my ability. I then also responded to follow-up posts of yours which were only tentatively related (if at all) to your original question.

Also, it would be paradoxical to make a post promising not to make "off-topic" posts in "your" thread or any other thread. Likewise, I worry that if I did apologise, you would then complain that I was going off-topic again.

DON'T USE FUCKING COLONS TO PUNCTUATE YOUR DIALOGUE. IT IS NOT PERMISSIBLE HERE.
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Do you like to give or receive oral sex?


Yes.
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This is what happens when your thread gets hijacked, this is what happen when people starts posting off topic.


WARNING: This post is off-topic.

Can't you see the irony in the fact that, with your multiple complaints about "mod-praising" and people "hijacking" your thread with "off-topic" posts, you have actually taken this thread more off-topic than anyone else.

I actually don't know what you want people to post now, or why you continue to post. As I said already, there's nothing left to say that is on-topic. You asked a question, you got a clear answer. What do you want?
That's a big risk to take for a blowjob. Not a big grapefruit fan either...
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I still see stories about around lush though?


You shouldn't. If you do, please send me a PM with a link and I will investigate.
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It probably goes without saying that, from the guys' point of view, there is no such thing as a bikini that is too skimpy.


Don't tar us all with the same brush there, Buster.

It's not all about skimpiness, but rather what suits the woman. A fuller-figured lady in an itty-bitty bikini can look ridiculous. There's a lot to be said for modesty.

There's also the factor of comfort. Women want to feel good in what they're wearing, and feel that they look good. Little scraps of material that barely cover the foof and nips might not be the way to achieve that.

It's the same with me and swimwear. While a lot of women might think men look hotter in tight trunks, that's really only certain men. I would look ridiculous, which is why I wear shorts (not that I swim much).
SummerJones is no longer a member here. As such, her stories are no longer available on Lush Stories.
It's possible that the story, if it involves sex between cousins, has been removed due to changes on the site in recent months.
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I also know that it is not any fast and hard thumb rule to use the above as exact. Writers may adopt for their choice of style, but if anybody could please tell me whether the latter two styles are accepted on Lush stories. I would really appreciate it.


This was your original post. You asked whether the styles were accepted on Lush. You were told no, and you were told why, in great detail. Essentially, the thread has served its purpose. The conversation has continued and evolved, as they are wont to do.

This topic was about your story being rejected for a number of reasons, one of which was the fact that you did not conform to the site's expected dialogue format. The intention of your post, I suspect, was to get people to back you up. That didn't really happen.

The impression I get is that you feel you are not allowed to flex your "creative muscles" as much as you would like here on Lush, that you are not being given enough wiggle room. That's why the mods were brought up.

You've had your question answered, and it has, evidently, provided a decent starting point for a wider discussion. The thread can go as off-topic as it wants now, because there's nothing left to say about your original question.
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*scratches head and tries to decide if any paper on the Internet ten years ago could possibly be relevant today*



Per my grad school thesis requirements, nope.


Depends on the field. In mathematics, academic research is more cumulative. I've referenced work over seventy years old that is no less relevant today than it was then.

In certain areas of education, too, there is a lot to be said for some of the work of the eighties and nineties, though more recent research is preferable.

In psychology, I'd guess ten years is probably your limit.
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Hi Dani, I'm Dianna, I'm 6', a nurse used to showing people the way, I likes boobies, food, and long walks to the liquor store with beautiful girls ;)


I'm Clum, a 5'11" high school teacher who can't find his way to the liquor store because he got distracted by boobies.

EDIT: I actually have no idea what's going on here.
Please don't think anyone is trying to quash your creativity.

Mods are accommodating. We hear out reasonable requests. The vast majority of us are writers ourselves, and we understand.

We have a house style. In whose interest is this style? Readers, new and amateur writers, and (quite importantly) the mods. So, basically, 99.9% (probably more) of our membership benefit from our push for consistency. We need something to work to, or it becomes a free-for-all and, frankly, a mess.

Be creative, please, I beg of you. In the land of adult fiction, we NEED creative. But be creative in your plot and character development, be creative in your vocabulary and sentence structure. Even be creative with your style, but please don't give your loving mods headaches unnecessarily. We're not being unreasonable; we're just doing our job the best we can.
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Non red headed whites getting with gingers is considered interracial I read.


No one goes out with gingers.