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3 days ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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It's accurate in the sense that this is (or seems to be) a rigorous statistical study. Do you know what the sample sizes were?

It seems to be a generally agreed consensus that the average length lies somewhere in the range 5.5–6.5 inches, and these results back that up.

I haven't come into contact with a lot of penises in my times, but from conversations I've had with friends, male and female, I'm inclined to believe that the average in the UK leans more towards 6.5–7 inches.

I find the male (and sometimes female) fascination/obsession with penis length very interesting. It causes probably a majority of men at least some anxiety, whether you're small, average or huge. It can have a massive impact on all your relationships, for a variety of reasons.

I don't have much of a hang-up about my penis any more, but I did for a long time in my late teens. Coupled with low confidence in my own body, it probably delayed my becoming sexually active by a year or two.

And it's such a sensitive and private issue that it becomes almost impossible to tackle this culture of penis-shame and -envy. I think there are a lot of young women out there are challenging these societal pressures to have the "perfect" body, and that young men can learn a lot from their example by speaking a bit more openly about this issue. And young women have a lot more to deal with than young men (in my opinion).

This probably wasn't the kind of response you were looking for, but I wanted to say something, so I did.
You've got a long way to go. Gave it a little click for you. Best of luck.
Massive thank you to everyone who looked at my story over the last three years (yes, that's how long it took for me to get Famous).

Extra big thanks to all those who made that extra big effort to keep this thread active and on the main forum page. Really appreciate it.

This thread is now officially a party thread!
I wanted to get this shot before I get the badge...



And now this one!

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Two to go! The tension is killing me!


You're kidding!?
Insanely drunk on copious amounts of wine, sherry and port. Easily led... into his bedroom.

Probably tried a bit too hard, but it was fun. I don't think either of us came (we were THAT drunk).

Joined Lush the very next day (events are unrelated).
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Almost there...this is exciting! (I've been a silent partner up until now).


Thank you for the silent support, BHB.

Let's have some Brandy Snaps?

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It's the best sex I've ever had.


I saw the title of this thread, and was about to come in to post this exact thing, only to find that I already had a year ago.

I know myself so well.
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Is there any difference between a fleshlight and a fleshjack?


As I understand it, Fleshjack is a gay "spin-off" of Fleshlight, so it's meant to feel more like an anus than a vagina.

Same company.

EDIT: Fleshlight appear to do butts, too. So it's really just that it's designed to appeal to a gay market. You can get moulds of your favourite gay pornstars' asses and mouths.
Fuck off. Like, seriously.

It's not even funny any more; it's exhausting.

So fuck off. Please.
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But with what will you then celebrate your new badge??


More tequila, probably. It's my favourite.
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I have not sent a story in as of yet just heard the feedback from others of the process of going through it. Now I do believe this site only wants the best to submit stories just that we are not all great writers. So I do believe the stories are only as good as the Story mods are and some could think they are doing a services while not helping at all. If you feel like I am attacking rest a sure I am not. Now could LustStories.com relax on the rules or even better revise the rules that is up to them.


We don't require everyone to be great writers, and certainly not necessarily as good as our moderators (some of whom are simply outstanding writers).

We expect correct grammar and punctuation. We expect stories to make sense, and be erotic in nature. We expect stories not to break any of our terms.

A story has to be pretty abysmal to be rejected on the grounds of quality. I think in all my time as a moderator I've done it once.
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aaa, those numbers are jumping high! Nice job both of you, Clum and Dirty_D!
now, I think some shots should be in order, I don't believe snacks will do for the next part of collecting views


Only if it's tequila shots.

My goal is to post six (full-length) stories on Lush in the second half of this year. Gotta kick my arse into gear.
Rejection Note:

Your story has been removed because it's too close to being famous. Do not resubmit.
I have verified this now, so you can show part 3 again if you wish.

EDIT: And I've updated all your links, so readers can read straight through from part 1 to 3.
This thread has proved much more effective than I anticipated. I should've known—I'm the biggest sucker for marketing and advertising.

Anyway, here's some shortbread for today (click on the picture for a special treat):

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Thanks for the cookies and muffins, though no kiss on the cheek.


Quote by BagOfHammers
My penis changes length based on how sexually aroused I am.




That was literally my reaction to your post: I turned into Nicole Scherzinger and holla'd.
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An explicit desire and willingness would mean you are bisexual. You just haven't experienced it yet.


I disagree. I think the term "bi-curious" has evolved beyond mere curiosity, or maybe it never only meant that. And I think "bisexual" is a stronger label than that which could be applied, for example, to a guy who wants to suck a cock but has no other sexual or romantic feelings towards a man.

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Heteroflexible eh? You bend for the right person? Nice, lol.


I think I once described my sexual orientation to a friend as "wobbly". Straight but for a few... "wobbles".
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Maybe not bisexual but surely it is bi curious.


I would say "bi-curious" implies an explicit desire and willingness to engage in sexual activity.

If just wondering, fantasising without the intention (or even real desire) to ever act on it, made you "bi-curious", I think there would be very few heterosexual men out there.

EDIT: I'm not saying this is me, by the way. I like the term "heteroflexible".