Please, everyone, whore away!
The whole event, around 45 minutes, I guess. Actual intercourse, probably two minutes.
Very rough estimates. Who times it?
I feel bad for blind people if this is their "porn". I just listened to a preview and it was fucking awful. Not erotic in the slightest.
Maybe you could elaborate on why you would like a "western female friend"?
Are you looking for a friendship? Or a new relationship? Someone to practice your English with? A cyber/phone sex partner?
Are you interested in learning more about "western" culture?
I just think more details might get a few more people potentially interested.
Welcome to Lush, by the way!
When people ask me to do things, I don't tend to say no. I find myself getting involved in all sorts of things. As a result, my life becomes very busy and sometimes I have a lot less free time than others. I can imagine that becoming quite irritating for someone I'm involved with.
One problem I had with my ex, although I probably had more of a problem with it than her, was that she was really extrovert and I really wasn't. Anywhere we went she would either meet people she knew (because she knew EVERYONE) or she'd make new friends, and I'm not a very sociable guy so I probably seemed a bit awkward in those situations. Like I say, I think it bothered me that I was like that more than it did her.
Lisa. Hands down, the best on the site.
And a lovelier lady you never could meet.
Down to quarter inches... Very precise.
Sadly, in my experience, authors don't ACTUALLY want to know why I felt their story deserved less than a 4.
Everyone claims to want constructive criticism, but they really just want people to blow smoke up their ass. Comments of mine have been labeled as negative and unnecessary when all I did was offer an opinion on how the story might have better captured me. I've even seen some of my more critical comments go missing.
Now, when I leave comments, I try to focus on the specific aspects of the story that I enjoyed (there's almost always at least one thing). That way, I'm still being constructive (because if I didn't comment on something, then it wasn't an outstanding aspect of the story) but running a lower risk of offending anyone, which is the last thing I want to do.
I don't think every 1 or 2 vote is "malicious" (which, in itself, if quite a dramatic word)—sometimes people just don't like it. I would NEVER assume someone had given me a low vote out of spite. I like to think I don't do things that would cause others to act so spitefully towards me. A story being awarded an RR doesn't exclude it from low votes from others—an RR is awarded by ONE person.
Bottom line, though, is that some people are cunts on the internet. You just gotta take the good with the bad, and remember that it doesn't really matter what your average score is—it doesn't actually change the quality of your story.