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Quote by Liz
Plenty of the moderators love cock, why would they be unfair to authors with one?


Hear, hear!

*ahem*
Quote by overmykneenow
Have you ever offered your services as a story verifier? Don't wait to be asked, volunteer.


If you're going to bitch about not being acknowledged for the time and effort you put into helping writers improve their stories, you don't want to be a story verifier.

I remember I was helping a guy edit his stories before he posted them to Lush because, while he told quite a good story, English was a second language to him and there were inevitably quite a few technical issues with his work.

What I got out of that wasn't money or acknowledgement, but the satisfaction in knowing I was helping this writer to improve and seeing the evidence before my eyes. When all the editing was done, it was still his story and I still felt he deserved 100% of the credit for it.

If you are "editing" a story to the point where you feel some sense of ownership of it or that people must know that you had a hand in it, then it's more likely that you (at least partially) rewrote the story rather than edited it.

Quote by overmykneenow
The system of RRs is imperfect but has improved a lot since it was introduced and has moved on from simply being a form of promotion for mods and their author friends.


*rolls eyes*
Quote by CliffhangingTom
And it isn't necessarily volunteering if they enjoy it...


What?
Quote by dpw
I understand that it cannot be done via the drop down box.
Putting a link in a note wouldn't be possibke until both stories are published. A sort of chicken and egg situation as the edits would have to be resubmitted.
Is it possible for a mod to edit links in?


You can edit stories after they've been posted. They may have to be reverified, but that should be quick if the edits are only minor.
What do I think of Lush "ladies"?

Harlots and heathens, the lot of them.
Quote by sprite
i'm kind of gassy today, in case anyone was curious. *burps* that's all i got. smile


Sprite always makes me gassy...
Could be creepy, depending on the circumstances, but no objection to this in principle.

My standard rate is £15/hour.
Is it important that they're lesbians, or could it be any two women peeing on each other?

And for what purpose are they peeing on each other? Did one get stung by a jellyfish?

This question is simultaneously too specific and too vague.
I ran out of clean underwear a little while back. It wasn't ideal in jeans. Don't mind so much if I'm wearing shorts or joggers or something.
I remember this one time, with my ex-girlfriend, when I was gripping on to the edge of her bed and she actually had to put her hand over my mouth to stop me from waking her flatmate.

I guess you could say that was a pretty good blowjob.
In my experience, really good quality stories get read and voted on, no matter what time of day they're published. The best authors of this site never slip through the net.

If you want to guarantee a substantial readership, hone your skills and write the kind of stories that will earn Recommended Read and Editors' Pick awards. In general, get yourself seen here on Lush: make friends, be active in forums, become someone whose stories people want to read.

Lush has one of the fastest story processing turnaround times of any similar site, and the behind-the-scenes team work very hard to maintain that reputation.

There's also a logical oversight to your argument. The times when most users are on Lush are likely the times when there are most moderators on Lush and therefore the times when most stories are being processed. Therefore, at those times, your story is likely to spend even less time on the front page. So I don't think the time of day has as big an impact on story views/votes as you might think.
Quote by Dudealicious
So how do you get certified? Is it like a big circle jerk and the first to cum is thrown out? This is really interesting..........


A sort of 'last man standing' situation? Sounds messy.
Nine, or maybe West Side Story.

I fucking love musicals.
I wrote one true story. It was crap.

If my life was exciting enough for my stories to be true, I wouldn't have time to write them.
Vaginas are purpose built for accommodating penises.
With regards to the first four, plus sexual orientation per gender, you can work that out by doing a member search and adjusting your parameters accordingly.

For stories per category, go to each category individually, count how many stories there are to a page and how many pages there are, and boom!

The rest, see above.
Funny, I just did this today. It looks so douchey at the end of e-mails, etc.


I have something similar to this lying around in the bottom of my closet.
Quote by SereneProdigy
I'm 6" exactly not a 1/8 of an inch more/less, so I had to hesitate between 5-6" or 6-7". I finally chose 5-6", to be fair with the statistics.


I was just thinking about this while looking at the poll. The average is supposed to be like five and a half or something, right? A lot of guys would probably just round that up to six. So, if you have in your head that you're six inches and you're given the choice between 5-6" or 6-7", one might be inclined to go with the latter.

So maybe the results of this poll are only slightly exaggerated.
A new Lushwhack and a new favourite word of mine: Nirvanic.