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Quote by BlackTalon
I have a simple request.. the only place I can find out what mods are online is IN a chat room ... possible to add a [mods online] button in with the search tab?


If you go to Help > Lush Contacts then you will see a full list of moderators and you can easily check which ones are online.
Quote by sprite
highlighted for truthiness. and thank you, NRN. smile

edit: for those curious, i always mod in the nude. just thought i'd share.


Same. Pics HERE. ;)
I know I'm supposed to say Sean because I'm, like, the most Scottish person ever, but...

For me, Roger Moore is James Bond. To be fair, I don't really like the James Bond movies; I only know that he's my favourite.
Quote by crazydiamond
I see I made the list then .

It's all the fanny pics isn't it! You love those.

If any one else wants to see them, you can here: Crazydiamond's Fanny Pics



I do love me some fanny.

Yeah, I had to pick from the rest of my friend list the three people I disliked the least. Such a pain.
This thread has a lot more detail: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx.

This, in particular, answers your queries about age, dangerous sex acts, drug use and drugging.

Death is a trickier one. In general, death is fine if it fits within all other guidelines. For example, we wouldn't allow sex with dead people or graphic slaughter, but the death of a character could be used to develop the story.

I can assure you that all verifiers are working to the same guidelines and that when something is debatable or unclear, a discussion is had about it.
Quote by writergirl
For a wide selection of graphic porn, feel free to visit my profile. smile


Which can be found HERE.
I am generally more attracted to taller girls, yes. I can't explain it; it's just sexy.
Quote by 1ball
It depends on the story. If you put one in Anal and it doesn't have any anal, that would be like false advertising.


The verifier shouldn't allow anything like this to happen (although everyone makes mistakes).
Quote by naughtynurse
I suggest you go here:

This is one of the better pieces of advice on punctuation and how to use it.


Where?

EDIT: Ahh, you fixed it.
Quote by trinket
We don't have THAT jif here, but we do have Jif scouring liquid, so don't you foreigners ask me to make you a Jif sammich next time you are in Oz visiting me.



In the UK, now Cif.

They usually fall under , yes. If you have a strong reason to place it elsewhere, you may do so but it may be moved to at the verifier's discretion, depending on content.
Quote by Magical_felix
Bill Clinton: The Arkansas Years would be hilarious.


Brilliant.
If said message is about itself then I'd be very careful as it will stir up some strong opinions amongst your readers. This is not the kind of site that entertains such debates.

I think that most pieces of art or writing that try to make a political point on purpose, usually fail to be effective. If you write true to your heart, your values are bound to shine through your writing anyway.
Quote by Nikki703
Edit: Oops, Sorry. I didn't realize it was "Ask the Guys"


Why is this "Ask The Guys"? I'mma move it.
Quote by Liz
Showing your nerdy side now ;)
In answer to your question, no I didn't realise that. Quite frankly, anyone who hasn't seen Weird Science should be tied to a chair and whipped with fizzy, strawberry laces.



Hmm... I could get on board with that. Maybe I'm not as vanilla as I thought. silly
Quote by Liz
Like making the perfect woman?

First person to post the name of the film gets the brownie points smile



You know the title of that image file is weird-science.jpg, right?
Because men are, to use a favourite expression of my mother's, a shower of cunts.
Quote by overmykneenow
What could be wrong with that?


I didn't say anything was wrong with it. I was just wondering why that member thought that was a good idea, or why it would be useful.

I am able to see who recommended a particular story, and usually that moderator will have left a comment on the story. However, none of that usually has any bearing on whether or not I read the story.

It's like you're asking moderators to justify their actions and I don't really see why they should do that, but am happy to listen to your views on the matter.

Also, I'm happy to give a full list of all the stories that I personally recommended.
Everything's a choice. Our entire life is made up of little choices. The crucial point, though, is that they are your choices.
Quote by CleverFox
I think it would be nice that if I saw a Recommended Read award on a story that I could see which Moderator recommended the story and why the Moderator thinks the story is outstanding.


Why?
Correct grammar and punctuation do not necessarily improve a storyline (although they can), but they undoubtedly improve the quality of a piece of writing, i.e., make a story better.

This whole fucking argument is semantics. The bottom line is, if you submit technically inaccurate stories, we'll do our best to help you to fix them. If you don't want our help, that's fine (we're plenty busy as it is), but don't expect us to verify your incomprehensible stories.

We don't expect a lot of thanks for what we do, but we certainly don't need to be taking shit from "writers" who don't know a comma splice from a coordinating conjunction.
It just fucking pisses me off when Mazza doesn't want to watch me cum on cam! She's such a fucking cock-tease, being all "incognito". Uptight bitch.
Quote by naughtynurse
Hmmm, I'm all the way on page 17. It appears I am not likely to win this contest at all!


I'm on page 41, right between Allan_Beth and ThunderQueen79.

But I'm on page 9 if you only look at guys, so that's not so bad.
Quote by overmykneenow
The most visited profile on the site is a male, Reeb - that is until Dancing_Doll takes that title in the next couple of months or so and goes on to be the first to break 1/4 million views

Pointless lush stat of the day: 122 profile views - the point where there are more lush women than lush men.

Male Lush users: 123,161
Female Lush users: 57,671

Male lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,246
Female lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,258



Fun facts, but statistics can be used to argue just about anything you want.

You neglect to mention that, of the twenty members with the most profile views, only two are men.

Trust me; no man is going to win this.