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So, when are we setting up a German language Lush? I've just started re-learning German and I'd be all over that shit!
Actually, this will be interesting with the competition still going on, too. The winner will surely get a big boost in views. Lots to think about here.
The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.
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what happened to the last case i sent you? that was like a week ago, Callum! damn. someone needs an intervention.


Umm...

Exams are HARD, okay!?
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lol - yeah, Blondie is about the same, plus, it's ME writing it - it's not quite as polished as Cabo - poor girl. i'll need to send her a case of tequilla when she's done. smile


Hell, I'll LEARN Spanish and translate it for a case of tequila!
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Clarissa snatched the calculator from his hand and threw it across the room. As the shattered pieces of the Sharp EL531WB-WH bounced and skidded across the polished floor, she hitched up her short skirt and slowly straddled his lap.
Michael managed to prevent his hand shaking long enough to reach into his trouser pocket and take a much needed puff on his asthma inhaler. Through steamed up glasses he watched as she leaned forward, pressing her ample bossom against his chest and whispered softly in his ear, "Mathematicians are so fucking sexy."



Whew! Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?

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I think that is easy to say and easy to understand but if authors don't tag stories as such then how can a reader find that particular subject. For instance I am reading a story now in the bisexual section that would fit the MFM tag you refer to but the tags on the story don't reveal that at all. The tags are simply bisexual, first time and blowjob.

If a person is searching for a mmf story that one would never come up.

Simply saying it can easily be done with tags still doesn't help when the tags aren't there.


I take your point but searching "MMF" gives 196 results, and "MFM" another 73. Surely enough to be getting on with.

Tags are ultimately the responsibility of the author. If the verifier feels there are essential tags missing then we will add them but it's the writer's decision how much to tell readers before they start the story.

In the end, an author only hurts his own story by not properly tagging it. If it means that people looking for that type of story miss it, then that's his loss. The readers will find more, I assure you.

Authors, take note.
My favourite movie is Snatch. I don't think its ending could be classed as a "traditional happy ending".
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How about specifying the nature of the bisexual stories. Within the bisexual category I'm really only interested in those featuring MMF activity.


Again, can (and should) easily be done with tags.
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Mathematics & Stories with Correct Grammar. smile


Fixed that for you, silly Sprite.

I should totally write a mathematics-themed story. Or maybe ALL my stories should be mathematics-themed. I think I had an idea for one once, actually...

It's an up-and-coming genre, I tells ye!
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2) Sci-Fi. Now, I know for this category it might require Lush to allow "non-human" characters to have sex, but it's just a thought.


Lush already allows non-human characters under the supernatural category, so long as they are not animals or animal-like, e.g., centaurs.
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Quote so this appears in your timeline.


That's because you have submitted it already. Want me to reject it so you can edit it?
Just so there's no confusion, I'm still open to bribes.
I think the reason so many feathers have been ruffled over this thread is that there was the suggestion from some members that they'd rather not have any symbol appear on their page than have the current one.

Now, many people have been very insistent that the opinions expressed in this thread are purely about the symbol and not about the award itself. However, when you're saying the symbol is SO bad that you'd rather people weren't able to see it as a Recommended Read, that, to me, shows that you think relatively little of the award.

One solution, if you really hate it being on your page SO much, is to hide that story or push it far enough down on your list (if possible) that it doesn't appear on your profile page. I doubt very much that any of you will do that as the RR will have been awarded to some of your best work, and you'll probably want to keep that on your page.

It's the strength of feeling expressed by some that has surprised me more than the general negative sentiment. Calm doon!
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There are ways of finding those ;)

"mmmm" 1827 results
"mmmmmmmm" 169 results
"mmmmmmmmmmmm" 26 results
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" 7 results
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" 2 results


If I am editing a story, all 'Mmm's are capped at three Ms. No exceptions!
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I guess it comes down to what should be a category and what should be a tag - is it worth having a separate Toys category when any story involving toys could be under Masturbation or Straight/Lesbian etc instead? Or should Toys be expanded to include any kind of prop - outfits/uniforms etc


I suppose it's really about what the "focus" of the story is. I've read stories in the Toys category, to use your example, which were most definitely about the toy(s) and how the characters explore and experiment with them. I have also read stories in other categories that involve toys but it's not a "key" part to the story.

To be honest, the majority of stories fall into several categories and that's why tags are important. Really, we could potentially strip it back to just a handful of categories and put more emphasis on appropriate tagging.

However, I think adding more categories only makes the matter worse. The majority of people are not looking for something so specific as "college stories" or "workplace stories". And if you are looking for Age Play stories, for instance, a quick search should bring them all up and you can choose them from within whatever category most appeals to you.
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2/ Age Play so they can be easily be spotted from the section.


Age Play — We accept age play stories. It must be clearly spelled out that all participants are actually adults engaging in role play. Such stories should be in or another appropriate category and have an "age play" tag.

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx

Since age play stories should all be tagged, there's no need for another category.
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(btw, the word 'slut', in my book, isn't, or shouldn't be, derogatory).


The automated proofreader on my word processing software doesn't like when I use the word slut. Fool be trippin'.
I don't know what a "bug" actually is but...

Regarding the floating header bar (which doesn't take effect in the forum), it still lies "underneath" the gold wreaths that some members (e.g., me) have attached to their avatars.

Does that make sense?
Just so people know, the check mark wasn't chosen arbitrarily. It was selected after a discussion much longer than this current one and involving a hell of a lot more suggestions.

(And I think it looks great, for what it's worth). smile
Before the character count was increased, it used to prevent you from typing beyond the allowed point. I assume that could be brought back with ease.
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Ive seen the hobbit and django unchained... I'm pretty certain neither of them will be my movie of the year though...


I've seen The Hobbit (loved it!) but that was 2012.
Y'know, I just realised I haven't actually seen any movies this year. Like, none. Crazy.
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How long do the stories have to be to be published? I'm not sure I have what it takes to write a long story that also keeps people interested but I would definitely be interested in learning more about the process!

Thanks!


For a stand-alone story, you're probably looking at 10,000 words and up. However, you could put out a collection/anthology of shorter pieces.

(Someone's probably going to tell me I'm completely wrong).