And if the verifier who gets it disagrees with whatever you decide on in the end, they'll likely consult with you and/or other moderators to place it in the most appropriate category.
Hi, Magnuson. Welcome to Lush.
Hope you enjoy it at least half as much as I do.
Text: Thx bt no thx, bbz.
When Maggie suggested it, the example she gave was of when a word is purposefully spelt incorrectly, for literary effect. I don't advocate writers trying to justify themselves when a story has been rejected.
I want to jump in on this because I'm actually a man who has issues with separating love and sex.
To be honest, I only really want to have sex with someone I love. That hasn't always been how it has happened, but certainly the best sex I've had has been based on love.
In an ideal world, I would only ever sleep with women I'm in love with. Hopefully, that will be the case for the rest of my life.
My point is, don't generalise or assume that men think one way and women another. It irks me.
I remember the divine rapscallion once suggesting something similar. It would certainly be very useful if it wasn't too cumbersome to implement.
Please be careful what is discussed here with regards to the age restrictions placed of conversations of a sexual nature on Lush.
I kind of figured I would have little to no sex life so... yeah, I'm living the dream.
I assume the OP doesn't mean "the average 35 year old woman" but rather "the average number of partners".
That is, "What do you think is the average number of partners a 35-year-old woman has had?"
A subtle but important distinction.
I reckon the number is actually something like 3–4.
4:02.
I kept getting distracted by the television and looking at the stopwatch, right enough so I maybe could have shaved 20–30 seconds off.
I reject your premise; I accept your conclusion.
I am one of the few of this world who is indifferent to Marmite.
I know, I know—I must be some kind of freak, right? Well, maybe I am. If it was offered to me, I'd probably take it but I wouldn't, of my own accord, buy a jar.
Love Twiglets, right enough.
EDIT: May I just say, I would personally love to see more of these kinds of thread—tackling the BIG issues—here on Lush. Kudos to Lizzy.
When this comp was announced (or rather when it was pre-announced in the mod forum), I was determined not to enter. The majority of my recent stories have come about as a result of competitions Lush holds and I have so many other projects that are being left unfinished. Also, I have barely any time recently.
However, as usually happens, I was thinking about the competition and an idea flashed fully-formed into my mind. I found some time to start writing it when I was traveling and have done a good bulk of it on this current jaunt to London.
I'm going for all-out ridiculous. Just completely over the top, in your face, whatthefuckiswrongwiththisguy humour. I figured if I took the competition too seriously, my writing wouldn't be funny.
An interesting by-product, that I totally wasn't expecting, is that it's also quite sexy. I'm using more colourful language than I might have were I actually writing an erotic piece and I've found myself quite aroused by some of the scenes I've created. Kind of hope no one on the train noticed the bulge in my jeans...
Bit shorter than my usual comp entries because I thought the joke would be more effective if it was to the point. Should get it finished tonight or tomorrow and post it tomorrow or Monday.
