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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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I've been guilty of breaking Rule Number 1.

However, I did make the edits requested.
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I'm listening to Grease with my best lushie Clum, and we agree "Cha Cha" is a whore ;) hahaha


A stupid ho, fo' sho'.
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And Clum, of course!


Thank you.
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I feel like some folks may have missed my point. I wasn't trying to say male authors are bad, or that I refuse to read stories written by them. I was saying that I have a preference towards female authored stories and was curious if others also held preferences of their own.


I don't think anyone missed your point. The majority of responses have implicitly indicated no preference with regards to gender.

In your original post, while you don't say that you refuse to read stories written by men, you do say that you "almost never" read them. This, in my view, is very short-sighted. As a male writer on this site, it makes me sad that people take this view.

I think your reasoning lacks substance and is certainly not reflective of what I've come across on Lush.
I think you should be a bit more open to male authors. We have some fantastic ones on this site and you're really missing out on some great stories if you rule them out immediately.

To name a few: Buz; Frank_Lee; Jaymal; Milik_the_Red; DLizze; MatthewVett.
I don't think it's so much about it being as it is about what is deemed acceptable for our members to post on what is essentially the frontline of the site.

Lush doesn't host and isn't responsible for the ad content. As has been said, they are necessary, if vulgar. Fortunately, Lush can retain some control over everything else displayed on story pages.

I understand your confusion but, essentially, dems da rules.
Tried it in Safari; seems to work. I don't use Safari but I felt like I was being useful by checking.
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** To have a 'Famous Story' would be great. Just the idea of that many people reading one of your pieces is humbling.


I have one story at nearly 27,000 views. Judging by its current trajectory, I should get my Famous Story badge in about 4–5 years.
Eating pussy is not an activity that need be restricted to the bedroom. Just sayin'...
I looked into the difference between British English and American English a little. From what I can tell, almost all of the differences are to do with vocabulary, with a few related to punctuation.

Sure, Brits might turn a phrase a bit differently from a Yank, and the colonials have their own way of saying certain things, too. However, English is still English the world over and if it doesn't make sense in American English then you can bet your sweet ass it doesn't make sense in British English either.
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Attraction to multiple people at the same time - yes.
Actually being in love with them at the same time - no.
I used to have the same goal as you, Haineko (although I was willing to forego a few categories). However, that goal has become an individual writing project which I hope to publish one day.

I guess the goal is different with every story I post here because each is written to evoke a certain reaction from readers. Sometimes it's about getting a decent score to acknowledge the hard work I put into crafting a well-written piece. Sometimes it's about increasing my readership. Sometimes all I want is one usefully critical comment.

Overall on Lush? I want to get at least one e-Book out this year. I want to (one day) win one of these bloody competitions. And, of course, I always want to get more followers—that's the real sign that I'm doing something right.
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What would you think the optimum time should be between Chapters or episodes of a three part serial? Do I post one a week, or longer/shorter interval? This is my first effort at a three-part story, only attempted because I thought the whole thing would be too long in one block.


I would say 2–3 days. It leaves enough time for quite a number of people to read it but is also short enough to keep it fresh in people's minds.
My stories often arouse me while I'm writing them because the ideas are fresh a swirling around my head.

However, when they're finished and I read them back, I tend to be casting a much more critical eye over the work and they do very little for me any more.
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Hi,

I am not sure if anyone has ever suggested this, but...

I think a search bar in the friends list would be really helpful. It would mean not having to scroll down the list to find a certain friend. If there was a search bar at the top of the list, and as you started typing the friends name, it searches through the list and selects people with that name, like in the private message system.

If I think of anything else, I will be sure to let you know.


I usually use my browser's built-in search function. If you press CMD+F (Mac) or CTRL+F (PC) then you should be able to search for text on the page.
In our Friends Activity feed, could there be a way to let us know when someone has updated their profile in some way?
I'm much more of a singer than a dancer but I have been known to "bust a move" or two whilst enjoying my own company.

Also, if you get me drunk then you better be prepared for some massive moves! I have knocked people over.
No. There's a non-zero probability of me being with any person I've wanted to be with.
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Ha ha, how many people on Lush know what that is?
Not had that in years!


There's an empty can by my bed right now and three in the fridge. Think my flatmate has a 2 litre bottle, too. Genuinely an addiction.
A dozen pens.
A pad of paper.
A dictionary (a proper good one, too).
About a barrel load of Factor 80 sun cream.
Irn Bru.
My favourite definition of love:

Quote by Arnold J. Toynbee
Love is the spiritual impulse to give instead of to take. It is the impulse to bring the self back into harmony with the universe, from which the self has been estranged by its innate, but not unconquerable, self-centeredness.


From Choose Life, a dialogue which took place between Daisaku Ikeda and Arnold Toynbee in the 1970s.
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YES!!!


Oh, Liz; why do you tell me these things? If I was a woman...

(I'm JOKING! Ish).
Can't... stop... laughing... *gasps for air*

I think there are a few, Cockupmyass. Happy hunting.
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I believe that Ghost was the mod who approved my first story, that was a long time ago and my memory may be wrong, if it is I thank whomever it was smile


It was Jeff, actually. (Sorry, I like this game).
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I wish I knew who passed my first story, but I don’t have a clue. Thank you though!


It was Lisa.
Not going to lie, five minutes isn't great. However, there's loads you can do to prolong the overall experience of sex, without necessarily concentrating on the intercourse.

Think teasing. Think kissing. Think foreplay.

When I used to have sex (*looks wistful*), I used to spend far longer eating pussy than I ever did actually fucking.

Speaking of not lasting very long... Read my Humour Month Competition Story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/premature-ejaculation-man.aspx