MARS ATTACKS! How did I forget?
I think you should be a bit more open to male authors. We have some fantastic ones on this site and you're really missing out on some great stories if you rule them out immediately.
To name a few: Buz; Frank_Lee; Jaymal; Milik_the_Red; DLizze; MatthewVett.
I don't think it's so much about it being as it is about what is deemed acceptable for our members to post on what is essentially the frontline of the site.
Lush doesn't host and isn't responsible for the ad content. As has been said, they are necessary, if vulgar. Fortunately, Lush can retain some control over everything else displayed on story pages.
I understand your confusion but, essentially, dems da rules.
Tried it in Safari; seems to work. I don't use Safari but I felt like I was being useful by checking.
Eating pussy is not an activity that need be restricted to the bedroom. Just sayin'...
I looked into the difference between British English and American English a little. From what I can tell, almost all of the differences are to do with vocabulary, with a few related to punctuation.
Sure, Brits might turn a phrase a bit differently from a Yank, and the colonials have their own way of saying certain things, too. However, English is still English the world over and if it doesn't make sense in American English then you can bet your sweet ass it doesn't make sense in British English either.
I used to have the same goal as you, Haineko (although I was willing to forego a few categories). However, that goal has become an individual writing project which I hope to publish one day.
I guess the goal is different with every story I post here because each is written to evoke a certain reaction from readers. Sometimes it's about getting a decent score to acknowledge the hard work I put into crafting a well-written piece. Sometimes it's about increasing my readership. Sometimes all I want is one usefully critical comment.
Overall on Lush? I want to get at least one e-Book out this year. I want to (one day) win one of these bloody competitions. And, of course, I always want to get more followers—that's the real sign that I'm doing something right.
My stories often arouse me while I'm writing them because the ideas are fresh a swirling around my head.
However, when they're finished and I read them back, I tend to be casting a much more critical eye over the work and they do very little for me any more.
In our Friends Activity feed, could there be a way to let us know when someone has updated their profile in some way?
I'm much more of a singer than a dancer but I have been known to "bust a move" or two whilst enjoying my own company.
Also, if you get me drunk then you better be prepared for some massive moves! I have knocked people over.
No. There's a non-zero probability of me being with any person I've wanted to be with.
A dozen pens.
A pad of paper.
A dictionary (a proper good one, too).
About a barrel load of Factor 80 sun cream.
Irn Bru.
Can't... stop... laughing... *gasps for air*
I think there are a few, Cockupmyass. Happy hunting.