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Clumeleon
I would thank the fucking lord that it doesn't take me two hours to orgasm if I believed in him.
Continuous "banging"? Half an hour, maybe. I'm quite unfit so I do get knackered after a bit.
Four hours, really? Quite aside from getting tired, I'd probably get bored (or a repetitive strain injury). Sure, sex can last a long time and the two participants can have fun trying different things and exploring each other's bodies, having intimate moments, but I fail to see what either party gets out of four hours of uninterrupted fucking (which is what it sounds like you and your boyfriend are doing). I don't know who you're trying to impress but I sure as hell am not jealous.
Continuous "banging"? Half an hour, maybe. I'm quite unfit so I do get knackered after a bit.
Four hours, really? Quite aside from getting tired, I'd probably get bored (or a repetitive strain injury). Sure, sex can last a long time and the two participants can have fun trying different things and exploring each other's bodies, having intimate moments, but I fail to see what either party gets out of four hours of uninterrupted fucking (which is what it sounds like you and your boyfriend are doing). I don't know who you're trying to impress but I sure as hell am not jealous.
Clumeleon
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If you two have any questions feel free to ask anyone. Our members seem to be friendly and helpful. They'll even show you where the bar and buffet is located. Cheers!
There's a buffet!? I've been here over a year and I ain't never found no stinking buffet!
Where's it at, Chef?
P.S. Welcome, Laura.
Clumeleon
Have I watched gay porn? Yes. Have I enjoyed watching gay porn? Yes. Am I gay? Most assuredly not.
Piggy-backing onto something that DD said, it's easy to get bored of "regular" porn especially when you're watching as much of it as a typical teenage boy with his own room and high-speed broadband does. It's different, it's exciting, it's . Some of it's a hell of a lot more entertaining than hetero porn.
Curiously, I haven't watched it since I've been in a relationship. I no longer have the inclination to do so. Porn tastes come and go, I suppose.
The only person who can decide if I am homosexual is me. I am not and I don't think watching gay porn makes me even slightly more so (maybe that stuff I did with that guy but not the porn).
Welcome to the forum, Texas Sweetheart.
Piggy-backing onto something that DD said, it's easy to get bored of "regular" porn especially when you're watching as much of it as a typical teenage boy with his own room and high-speed broadband does. It's different, it's exciting, it's . Some of it's a hell of a lot more entertaining than hetero porn.
Curiously, I haven't watched it since I've been in a relationship. I no longer have the inclination to do so. Porn tastes come and go, I suppose.
The only person who can decide if I am homosexual is me. I am not and I don't think watching gay porn makes me even slightly more so (maybe that stuff I did with that guy but not the porn).
Welcome to the forum, Texas Sweetheart.
Clumeleon
Certainly, my writing (content and form) is, in many ways, an expression of who I am and, sometimes, who I want to be seen as. That isn't to say my stories are about me (often far from it, in fact) but the shrewd read could learn a little about the "real" me from each one. You're never going to extract my life story from my work but you might just get the slightest glimpse into Clum.
I've been told my writing is quite "upfront". I imagine this means that people can fairly easily believe that they are derived from personal experience. I do try to write relatively realistic stories in so far as they could happen to someone like me. Even some of my most "honest"-sounding work is drawn completely from my imagination (I think everyone who read my story on StoriesSpace thought it was true). I don't (for the most part) write about myself but it's inevitable that little bits of me escape onto the page.
Each of the main characters in my stories (all male, thus far) have elements of my own personality but not one of them is me (Smokin' Aces aside). By doing this, I can "know" the character better and predict his reactions better. Perhaps (this just occurred to me) I invent characters as images of who I want to be seen as, how I want my readers to think of me. In our writing, we are allowed to paint a picture of the character and I suppose, on some level, we sometimes make that character an idealised version of ourselves. But I digress.
I am quite happy to share the "real" me with anyone who is genuinely interested enough to find out. I don't offer up "revelations" to my "fans" (not that I really have any) but I don't hide who I am or pretend to be the characters in my stories. I answer questions as appropriate; you get to know me on a "deserve-to-know" basis.
Poetry is similar for me. It's not usually a pouring from the heart but just something I created. I have four poems on Lush; two are complete fiction although have been suspected of being true, one is truly from my heart and one is silly fun (but still, in a manner of speaking, true). I'm not a poet and therefore my poems reveal very little about the "real" me; they're just another way to write the same drivel I usually write in prose.
Is that what you were asking, Shy? I may have dozed off half-way through the OP.
P.S. I usually give my stories a Scottish element (most are set in Scotland and have Scottish characters, even if I don't explicitly say that) so read into that what you will.
I've been told my writing is quite "upfront". I imagine this means that people can fairly easily believe that they are derived from personal experience. I do try to write relatively realistic stories in so far as they could happen to someone like me. Even some of my most "honest"-sounding work is drawn completely from my imagination (I think everyone who read my story on StoriesSpace thought it was true). I don't (for the most part) write about myself but it's inevitable that little bits of me escape onto the page.
Each of the main characters in my stories (all male, thus far) have elements of my own personality but not one of them is me (Smokin' Aces aside). By doing this, I can "know" the character better and predict his reactions better. Perhaps (this just occurred to me) I invent characters as images of who I want to be seen as, how I want my readers to think of me. In our writing, we are allowed to paint a picture of the character and I suppose, on some level, we sometimes make that character an idealised version of ourselves. But I digress.
I am quite happy to share the "real" me with anyone who is genuinely interested enough to find out. I don't offer up "revelations" to my "fans" (not that I really have any) but I don't hide who I am or pretend to be the characters in my stories. I answer questions as appropriate; you get to know me on a "deserve-to-know" basis.
Poetry is similar for me. It's not usually a pouring from the heart but just something I created. I have four poems on Lush; two are complete fiction although have been suspected of being true, one is truly from my heart and one is silly fun (but still, in a manner of speaking, true). I'm not a poet and therefore my poems reveal very little about the "real" me; they're just another way to write the same drivel I usually write in prose.
Is that what you were asking, Shy? I may have dozed off half-way through the OP.
P.S. I usually give my stories a Scottish element (most are set in Scotland and have Scottish characters, even if I don't explicitly say that) so read into that what you will.
Clumeleon
Very good question (they're so few and far between these days).
I think guys do have a tendency to say, "That was great," without really qualifying it in their heads; it's more like an auto-response (though not necessarily insincere). Truth be told, I reckon sex is pretty good for guys most times - we get to stick it to a sexy broad and we almost always get to orgasm. Sometimes it's especially good but it's rarely bad.
Any man worth his salt isn't going to roll off of you, say, "That was a bit shit," and fall asleep; we're generally a bit more courteous than that. Men are a bit more subtle and may just not be quite so enthusiastic in their gratitude if you didn't quite "rock their world" rather than directly expressing any dissatisfaction. We do know how to be sensitive, sometimes.
That said, many men may exaggerate your sexual prowess if they think doing so may lead to another such encounter. Sex is sex, after all. If you were a really lousy lay, however, he might not be too desperate for seconds. Again, we can do subtlety.
In my own relationship, my partner has expressed at times that she feels that she is not very "good at sex" and that I do not get as much out of it as she does. Obviously I can't know for sure but I'm pretty certain that is not the case. I make sure to tell her every time how amazing she makes me feel and I am genuine about it (I just sort of thought it went without saying before). Of course, some days she's good and some days she's fucking mind-blowingly good and I really make sure she knows when it's the latter.
I hope that answers your question somewhat. Welcome to the forum and welcome to Lush.
I think guys do have a tendency to say, "That was great," without really qualifying it in their heads; it's more like an auto-response (though not necessarily insincere). Truth be told, I reckon sex is pretty good for guys most times - we get to stick it to a sexy broad and we almost always get to orgasm. Sometimes it's especially good but it's rarely bad.
Any man worth his salt isn't going to roll off of you, say, "That was a bit shit," and fall asleep; we're generally a bit more courteous than that. Men are a bit more subtle and may just not be quite so enthusiastic in their gratitude if you didn't quite "rock their world" rather than directly expressing any dissatisfaction. We do know how to be sensitive, sometimes.
That said, many men may exaggerate your sexual prowess if they think doing so may lead to another such encounter. Sex is sex, after all. If you were a really lousy lay, however, he might not be too desperate for seconds. Again, we can do subtlety.
In my own relationship, my partner has expressed at times that she feels that she is not very "good at sex" and that I do not get as much out of it as she does. Obviously I can't know for sure but I'm pretty certain that is not the case. I make sure to tell her every time how amazing she makes me feel and I am genuine about it (I just sort of thought it went without saying before). Of course, some days she's good and some days she's fucking mind-blowingly good and I really make sure she knows when it's the latter.
I hope that answers your question somewhat. Welcome to the forum and welcome to Lush.
No, STI's and unwanted pregnancy are the worst invention ever.
Clumeleon
I just cannot believe an organisation could treat someone like that and make them feel so shitty about themselves. She did not even fucking ask for this; you offered her it and now you cannot give her the time of day? That is fucking outrageous.
The level of incompetency you have displayed is beyond belief. I want to inflict physical harm on you all and I am a fucking Buddhist!
An absolute shower of shite is all that you are.
The level of incompetency you have displayed is beyond belief. I want to inflict physical harm on you all and I am a fucking Buddhist!
An absolute shower of shite is all that you are.
Clumeleon
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I agree a like button would just make this Facebook.
What I would like to see is an added categorie for the new compittion stories. I try reading and scoring them all but I feel like I miss some along the way. If they were all listed in one place for the duration of the currant contest then finding them would be a snap.
http://www.lushstories.com/competitions/vip.aspx
