Quote by clum
Mathematics student. Just going into my third and penultimate year. Love it!
Just finished my third year. Exam results come out tomorrow!
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Clumeleon
Through my teen years, I felt really shitty about the way I looked (more my body than my face). I made light of it and acted like it didn't bother me so much and that worked pretty well in most respects. I had superb confidence in every aspect of my life... except my love life.
I turned to my religion to help me find love and it worked. Since then I have been made to feel like I am truly beautiful, inside and out.
I hope that one day you will find someone or something that will make you feel like you are beautiful.
(And, for what it's worth, I don't think you're unattractive).
(Also, I feel justified answering here due to my often excessive femininity).
I turned to my religion to help me find love and it worked. Since then I have been made to feel like I am truly beautiful, inside and out.
I hope that one day you will find someone or something that will make you feel like you are beautiful.
(And, for what it's worth, I don't think you're unattractive).
(Also, I feel justified answering here due to my often excessive femininity).
Clumeleon
Quote by naughtiestmommy
BUMP to this. DO NOT EVER WRITE A STORY WITH A SECOND PERSON PRESENCE. It sounds really stupid.
"I took off your clothes and you were really wet...."
THAT crap is for cyber sex, not storytelling.
That's still first person, surely. The writing is directed at the reader but it's still from the point of view of the narrator. Second person is when the author writes from the point of view of the reader.
"You walk down the hallway warily, hearing every creak of every floorboard. Turning the corner, you think you see a shadow flit before you but you can't be sure. You start to regret spending the night by yourself in this dilapidated, old house."
In either case, it takes a lot of skill to write a story like this well.
Clumeleon
Quote by JimmyMidgetArm
For the record, I only masturbate once a day. I don't think it's a problem, but I do ejaculate like 1 or 2 times a night maybe 3 if I'm really in the mood. And I'm single at the moment, not really looking for anyone. But I thank everyone for the different point of views.
If you don't think it's a problem, why did you ask?
Clumeleon
Quote by iLoveToRide
I always find guys want to chat with me or send me friend requests. When i visit their profile most of them have their dicks on images gallery.. it turn me off. I like guys showing their looks, 6 packs... etc not their manhood.. I mean i been with some and you may agree as well that girls know better and have seen a lot .... showing dicks won't show them something new.. or its not a turn on feature
Well, that's just a matter of preference but it's the same thing, isn't it? You want guys to show off their bodies so you can ogle them but you want to pick and choose what parts he shows. Some guys think their dick is the most attractive part of them (some of them are right) and so they show that.
It's like me saying, "I'm sick of all these pictures of tits. Why aren't more girls showing me their ass?"
I did think you were making a valid point, and you might be if you were requesting full body nudes as an alternative, but now you just seem picky.
If you don't like it, don't look.
Clumeleon
Quote by DLizze
WHile we're playing with apostrophes (see what I did there?) "mothers in law" is the plural of "mother in law", but the possessive of "mother in law" is "mother in law's". The plural possessive (but if you have two mothers in law somultaneously, you are likely, in the US anyway, to be behind bars)of "mothers in law" is "mothers in law's". Incidentally in this, as with "fathers in law", hyphenation is I believe, optional. I usually do not do it, unless I feel it makes the sentence in which the phrase is used, more readable.
Thanks for that addition, DL. I always hyphenate in these cases. Maybe I should do one on hyphens...
Clumeleon
I have nowhere near the flexibility for that; my flabby gut would get in the way. Besides, I doubt I'd be half as good as the person who usually does it.
You might find these threads useful:
If you COULD suck your own dick....?
If you could . . .
P.S. Welcome to the forum!
You might find these threads useful:
If you COULD suck your own dick....?
If you could . . .
P.S. Welcome to the forum!
Clumeleon
Quote by freakycactus
Ok, I got the name wrong. So other people can see it? Even better, that makes it more like writing on their wall!
The message will appear in their @connect too, so it's easier for them to find it. I might not be making much sense, it's getting late.
You make perfect sense to someone who uses Twitter, haha.
Clumeleon
Quote by Mazza
Can I just be a shameless whore for a moment and tell you that my last story was all about waking a lover this way...
It's not something I've done often as I tend to be super lazy in the morning, but... the times I HAVE done it, it was certainly well received!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/down-in-the-morning.aspx
(I certainly couldn't have a better opportunity to post it, huh?)
Shameless, Maz!
Right, where's the thread about banging pensioners?
