I have done it and enjoyed it in the past. It was usually at times when I was extremely horny (I had a lengthy dry spell last year) and I really liked it when I was drunk, LOL. Over time, my desire to do it got less and less and so I stopped. I was told I was pretty good, if that's even something you can be good it (it's certainly something you can be bad at).
I've done role play in chat and I've done the whole "what I would do to you" stuff. I've also done the "what I would do to your wife" thing. It can be hot but it's not for me any more. Plus, now that I get real sex, it's even less appealing.
I've actually faked a cyber session (and orgasm) in the past. They bought it.
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Clumeleon
Quote by chefkathleen
Fess up Clum. How many followers do you have? More than a thousand?
Alright, 160 isn't all that impressive but most of my mates get, like, 30 so I'm quite pleased with myself. Political activism helps. If I used it more, I reckon I could get my number up higher.
Maybe I'll start a Lush Twitter, too (need to do something to get my bloody story views up).
Clumeleon
I write to tell a story; I write to entertain; I write to have fun; I write to become a better writer.
I don't write hot, steamy, nut-busting sex scenes; I (try to) write fairly ordinary, often quite intimate sex.
I have had a few people tell me that they were turned on by my work but not much. My writing doesn't really lend itself to a violent accompanying wank. It can be hot, sure, but I just don't feel like it's that kind of stuff.
I do not intend to get my readers off; I intend to make them think and laugh and say to themselves, "This guy's pretty good." Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I don't. If they want to play with themselves while reading my stories then that's fine by me but I don't expect them to.
If anyone can get turned on and stroke one out to my latest story, Help The Aged - Mrs. Atkin, then I will be impressed.
I don't write hot, steamy, nut-busting sex scenes; I (try to) write fairly ordinary, often quite intimate sex.
I have had a few people tell me that they were turned on by my work but not much. My writing doesn't really lend itself to a violent accompanying wank. It can be hot, sure, but I just don't feel like it's that kind of stuff.
I do not intend to get my readers off; I intend to make them think and laugh and say to themselves, "This guy's pretty good." Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I don't. If they want to play with themselves while reading my stories then that's fine by me but I don't expect them to.
If anyone can get turned on and stroke one out to my latest story, Help The Aged - Mrs. Atkin, then I will be impressed.
Clumeleon
Quote by lafayettemister
Ha, I had to check for myself. Seems like your correct. Apparantly I need to broaden my vocabulary. Damn you Clum, you bitch! lol
I'm glad someone else appreciates good irony.
I have Twitter, by the way, and I have a good number of followers for an "ordinary" person. I don't really use it very much and to reveal it would be to reveal my surname in a public forum, so I shan't.
If you're REALLY keen, PM me and I'll consider telling you it.
Clumeleon
It's easy to write in any of the categories. It's difficult to write well in any of the categories.
I, apparently, do my best writing in the Oral Sex category and I also feel quite comfortable writing a First Time story. I don't know why that is, it just is. I would find it very difficult to write a BDSM, Lesbian or Anal story because I don't have a good enough understanding of them.
My current series of stories, The Ethan Blake Story, is a writing challenge for me in which I attempt to write in the majority of Lush categories. It's... interesting.
I, apparently, do my best writing in the Oral Sex category and I also feel quite comfortable writing a First Time story. I don't know why that is, it just is. I would find it very difficult to write a BDSM, Lesbian or Anal story because I don't have a good enough understanding of them.
My current series of stories, The Ethan Blake Story, is a writing challenge for me in which I attempt to write in the majority of Lush categories. It's... interesting.
Clumeleon
Quote by Mikashikyo
well..... glad everyone was so helpful. I'm not pregnant. I got my period. and me and my boyfriend just got engaged. Guess everything does work out for the best.
Congratulations (on the engagement, not the non-pregnancy). I sincerely wish you a lifetime of happiness together.
Clumeleon
Quote by DirtyMartini
Believe it or not, there is a variation on that one...
A countably infinite number of men walked into a bar...
http://plus.maths.org/content/countably-infinite-number-men-walked-bar
I like that one better. A joke is always improved by throwing in a pun.
Clumeleon
Quote by justagreeting
They are not stupid, just cowards who lack the guts to follow their own insticts and break off the mental chains they inherited from their ancestors, based on prejudices and crap.
50 years ago could be reasonable, but is shocking nowadays.
Now you're implying that religious people do not/cannot think for themselves. I no longer know if you're being purposefully antagonistic or if you are actually just that offensive. Either way, it's bad for my rage.
The rules put in place by religions are, by and large, nothing to do with "prejudices and crap" but with helping people to have the utmost respect for their body, their society, their environment and their own life. People who correctly follow the teachings of a religion are not cowards but people of faith who believe they are doing so for the sake of their own happiness and the happiness of others.
In this day and age, the overwhelming majority of people have the ability to choose their own religion after serious thought and consideration. If anything, far from being cowardly, it takes a lot of courage to be religious and do something like not have sex before marriage given all the pressures of modern society.
You do not give me the impression of a person who knows very much about religion or religious people. You're tremendously judgemental and, frankly, rude. You could probably do with a faith of some sort.
Clumeleon
The majority of the stories that I vote on nowadays are ones that I've verified. If I feel they've done a nice job with it and I've been able to click that Verify button thinking, "I'm glad that this story is going to be on Lush," I'll go and give it a 5.
For me, the main factor is writing skill. If something is written very amateurly with little creativity and imagination, I will score that lower than the story whose content I really did not enjoy. I need something to make me think that they knew what they were doing when they wrote it; that they weren't just putting words on a page but that they were actually writing.
Technical accuracy can be important (you know how I hate bad punctuation) but it's not the be-all and end-all. You don't have to be a master of the English language to spin a good tale. If it distracts from the story a lot then I'm more likely to stop reading it or edit it rather than see it through to the scoring stage.
I'm a generous scorer - mostly 5s with occasional 4s. That said, a story that would typically get a 1 or 2 should probably not have been verified so, although the voting is skewed by the kind-heartedness of man, it's not too far off reality. Most importantly, since people do the same thing across the site, voting is fair.
For me, the main factor is writing skill. If something is written very amateurly with little creativity and imagination, I will score that lower than the story whose content I really did not enjoy. I need something to make me think that they knew what they were doing when they wrote it; that they weren't just putting words on a page but that they were actually writing.
Technical accuracy can be important (you know how I hate bad punctuation) but it's not the be-all and end-all. You don't have to be a master of the English language to spin a good tale. If it distracts from the story a lot then I'm more likely to stop reading it or edit it rather than see it through to the scoring stage.
I'm a generous scorer - mostly 5s with occasional 4s. That said, a story that would typically get a 1 or 2 should probably not have been verified so, although the voting is skewed by the kind-heartedness of man, it's not too far off reality. Most importantly, since people do the same thing across the site, voting is fair.
Clumeleon
I don't really have much advice but it is nice to see people taking their title seriously. Your title doesn't have to be very clever or cryptic; nice and simple and relevant will work just fine. Please avoid giving a mini synopsis of the entire story in your title - that irks me.
Clumeleon
Quote by justagreeting
Ok, I'll go for the long answer. Everybody has the right to be stupid and risk his/her own happiness by marrying someone without knowing all aspects of his/her future spouse. The problem is when they produce babies. Growing up in a disfunctional family is not fair. Gambling is okay in a casino, not in the process of family making.
Better. However, are you then implying that people adhering to the rules of their religion ("religious nutters" I think you called them) are stupid?
Also, dysfunctional.