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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
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Clumeleon
I used to be worse than useless. One time I actually had to get the girl to turn around so I could get a look.
However, I'm now at the stage that I can do it fairly seamlessly (and without pulling the "bra face") with two hands and that's good enough for all practical purposes. One day I'll master it one-handedly.
However, I'm now at the stage that I can do it fairly seamlessly (and without pulling the "bra face") with two hands and that's good enough for all practical purposes. One day I'll master it one-handedly.
Clumeleon
I think the reason guys are less and less chivalrous these days is a fear of being called sexist. I have a handful of feminist friends who would bite my head off if I appeared to give them special treatment because they were female. Changing times mean guys don't know what's still kosher and what crosses the PC boundary.
Some guys are just assholes, right enough.
Some guys are just assholes, right enough.
Clumeleon
Quote by Buz
Besides being one of this sites finest authors, he is able to toss telephone poles great distances as any good Scotsman can do.
Gosh, Buz! Thanks
MexicanGoddess, aside from having possibly the sexiest avatar on here, you just have an all round lovely profile (and a killer friends list to boot).
Clumeleon
I take the point of the original poster and I think there could be a better way of doing things (and a few have been suggested).
What brings me on his side is the fact that one of my stories is ranked as the All-Time Most Popular Oral Sex story with a grand total of... 14 votes. To me, that doesn't indicate that my story actually is the best Oral Sex story on this site (feel free to disagree); not enough people have expressed an opinion on the story to make that kind of claim.
I also rank 13th on that same list with a story which has been rated 27 times - twenty-five 5s and two 4s. Surely this should be considered a better story than the first, no?
Incidentally, this is the first time I realised how popular my Oral Sex stories were.
Edit: I'm just going to slip in a few links to those stories mentioned, in case anyone's interested. (Hey, don't judge me!)
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/the-ethan-blake-story-daves-party.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/above-and-beyond.aspx
What brings me on his side is the fact that one of my stories is ranked as the All-Time Most Popular Oral Sex story with a grand total of... 14 votes. To me, that doesn't indicate that my story actually is the best Oral Sex story on this site (feel free to disagree); not enough people have expressed an opinion on the story to make that kind of claim.
I also rank 13th on that same list with a story which has been rated 27 times - twenty-five 5s and two 4s. Surely this should be considered a better story than the first, no?
Incidentally, this is the first time I realised how popular my Oral Sex stories were.
Edit: I'm just going to slip in a few links to those stories mentioned, in case anyone's interested. (Hey, don't judge me!)
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/the-ethan-blake-story-daves-party.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/above-and-beyond.aspx
Clumeleon
Quote by bassguitarbubba
My insecurity is misreading when she gives the green light. What really screwed me up was the girl who believed 'no' meant 'yes'. There were several times we got hot and heavy and just when I was ready to go for it, she said, "No" in her breathy voice. So being the gentleman that I am, I didn't proceed any further but we continued kissing and feeling each other up. It happened a second time and again, the same result. When we finally made love she told me I should have taken her the first time. I reminded her she said no but she said she really meant yes. So being a gentleman delayed me fucking her. Maybe I should be more aggressive, but I don't want to force myself on anyone either.
I would say you made the absolute right call on that one.
As to the question:
I've only had two sexual partners. I had no insecurities with the first - it was a one-night stand, we were both pretty buzzed and we just went for it. She knew it was my first time so I had some leeway regarding skill and I knew she had been with a guy with a smaller dick than me (don't ask me how) so I felt fine about that. There was no expectation afterwards that we would see each other or do it again.
The second was my now girlfriend. I was nervous as hell about sleeping with her for the first time. I knew she was considerably more experienced than me and I was worried I would look like a fumbling idiot. I worried a little about penis size but not overly much. My main concern was what I looked like naked - I'm quite overweight and I have a pretty bad skin condition to boot.
Fortunately, it turned out that I'm a lot better than I thought I would be - reportedly the best sex she's had (I take that with a pinch of salt). That first night was amazing and I realised I had no reason to be apprehensive. She makes me feel really good about myself and I'm no longer so hung up on what I look like because she likes it.
Clumeleon
It's really hard to imagine a life without touch. Surely without that everything else wouldn't mean too much. Your life would be so much more difficult; I doubt you'd be able to walk and you'd have to have help doing very basic tasks like feeding yourself.
I guess, if I could only keep one, I'd have to keep touch (although that would still be a pretty meagre existence).
I guess, if I could only keep one, I'd have to keep touch (although that would still be a pretty meagre existence).
Clumeleon
In most aspects of my life, it feels much more natural to be "top dog". I always find myself ending up in positions of leadership and responsibility and people see me as someone who rarely, if ever, fails at anything I attempt. I've tried to run from it but I guess it's just who I am.
In relationships, it's a different story; that confidence just doesn't seem to translate. That's just the way it goes, I suppose. (Hey, I'm a poet and I... Oh, wait...)
In relationships, it's a different story; that confidence just doesn't seem to translate. That's just the way it goes, I suppose. (Hey, I'm a poet and I... Oh, wait...)
Clumeleon
-- MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
Relatively accurate for me.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
Relatively accurate for me.
Clumeleon
Quote by Shylass
Well, I thought one pretty good reason not to was so that some psycho stalker couldn't track you down after they fell hopelessly and dangerously in love with seeing your face posted here, and then pursuing you half way across the world so they could eat your kidneys with some lima beans and mango chutney after making brutal and passionate love to one of your socks, and then wearing your poo as a fetching goatee.
But hey, anything for a good story, right?
I feel pretty confident in none of that happening to me so I shan't stress too much about my face being on here.
I've always shown my face, from the day I joined. Sadly, it's one of my best features (my cock's not much to look at and my abs are buried beneath half a foot of flab). If I get recognised, I'll deal with it; it's not the end of the world.
