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1 month ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 35
0 miles · Scotland
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Clumeleon
I like a nice Shiraz although I have been known to pick up a bottle or two of Merlot in my day.
If I must drink white wine, it's got to be dry. Like, Sahara dry!
I don't believe my wine preferences say anything about me sexually. I could be wrong. Wine and sex are both fantastic but I haven't yet found a link between the two.
If I must drink white wine, it's got to be dry. Like, Sahara dry!
I don't believe my wine preferences say anything about me sexually. I could be wrong. Wine and sex are both fantastic but I haven't yet found a link between the two.
Clumeleon
Quote by Mazza
SPLOOJ!!!!!
Oh god, Clum, that was hilarious!!!
(you don't think we'll alienate the non-Scottish readers?) haha
It made me think of "Sploonging gussets"...
Those last two words genuinely made me cringe!
Glad you enjoyed the poem. Very nice way to procrastinate from exam revision.
Now, come on people; SQUIRTING!
Clumeleon
Quote by Mazza
Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!
Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!!
Oh, alright then.
Holy cow, those tits are huge!
The biggest ones I've seen.
I'd love to cover them in my splooj,
If you know what I mean.
We get in position, I'm ready to go.
My dick's the perfect fit.
I start to thrust to and fro,
Between your amazing tits.
All too soon, I'm on the brink;
If only this was a race.
You look up to give me a wink,
Before I fire my load in your face.
Challenge - Squirting.
Clumeleon
I've never experienced this particular sexual act and I'm not sure that I'm particularly keen on doing so.
When I'm eating pussy, it's all about making her the centre of attention, making her feel good. I know for a fact that I would not be able to put in my best effort if I'm getting my cock sucked (I can't concentrate on very much when that's going on).
Similarly, she would definitely be too distracted to maintain the high standard she has set herself.
We're more of the philosophy, "I'll do you, then you do me."
When I'm eating pussy, it's all about making her the centre of attention, making her feel good. I know for a fact that I would not be able to put in my best effort if I'm getting my cock sucked (I can't concentrate on very much when that's going on).
Similarly, she would definitely be too distracted to maintain the high standard she has set herself.
We're more of the philosophy, "I'll do you, then you do me."
Clumeleon
This is terrible but I don't even remember my first kiss with my girlfriend. I know it was more than a year before our first fuck and probably took place on a crowded dance-floor in the middle of some grinding. Pretty hot, probably, but the first time we had sex was so much hotter.
Clumeleon
Feel that warm, gentle breeze
Caress your exposed hips.
It's hard to keep a watchful eye
When you're glued to my lips.
So natural, yet so naughty;
The danger's so exciting.
Something's gotten into you,
You're not usually one for biting.
You always said you wanted
To be taken roughly against a tree.
Well, rough is what you're getting,
As rough as I can be.
One more scream like that
And you'll probably get us caught.
But who the fuck cares?
Outdoor sex is so fucking hot!
Challenge - 69.
Caress your exposed hips.
It's hard to keep a watchful eye
When you're glued to my lips.
So natural, yet so naughty;
The danger's so exciting.
Something's gotten into you,
You're not usually one for biting.
You always said you wanted
To be taken roughly against a tree.
Well, rough is what you're getting,
As rough as I can be.
One more scream like that
And you'll probably get us caught.
But who the fuck cares?
Outdoor sex is so fucking hot!
Challenge - 69.
Clumeleon
There's endless fun
To be had with a tongue.
If he uses it well,
He'll be able to tell.
I'll start with it flat,
Like a cricket bat,
Then perhaps let it flit
Across your nice, swollen clit.
I'll thrust it in deep
To make your juices seep.
When your hips buck,
I'll know you're ready to fuck.
Challenge - Morning Sex
To be had with a tongue.
If he uses it well,
He'll be able to tell.
I'll start with it flat,
Like a cricket bat,
Then perhaps let it flit
Across your nice, swollen clit.
I'll thrust it in deep
To make your juices seep.
When your hips buck,
I'll know you're ready to fuck.
Challenge - Morning Sex
Clumeleon
Quote by nicola
You should be banned for not reading this thread: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22991_10-words-you-need-to-stop-misspelling.aspx
You can redeem yourself by adding spaces after punctuation in your post, and realising which word you've written, doesn't in fact exist.
I know! Pick me; pick me!
Clumeleon
Bored.
Also, you mentioned something about posting naughty pictures. Please read THIS THREAD before doing so.
Also, you mentioned something about posting naughty pictures. Please read THIS THREAD before doing so.
Clumeleon
Sometimes I stay in bed for a good 12 or 13 hours. It's bliss.
If I was in your situation, CJ, I'd probably expect a follow up handy or something, just as a little thank you for the hard work I put in. That said, I usually don't have much trouble coming (or making her come, for that matter).
Like DD says, communication is key. Get to the root of the problem.
If I was in your situation, CJ, I'd probably expect a follow up handy or something, just as a little thank you for the hard work I put in. That said, I usually don't have much trouble coming (or making her come, for that matter).
Like DD says, communication is key. Get to the root of the problem.
Probably one of few who are 20 and still haven't had sex
Clumeleon
Quote by JennySavage
I've been raised around marines and they are pretty badass, so whats with all the guys wearing girls underwear and wanting their ass played with?
I don't really know how you want people to respond to this. It sounds to me like you're just being small-minded and unnecessarily offensive to many great contributors on this site.
You are absolutely entitled to express preferences but I don't think it has to be done quite so rudely. Learn some manners, young lady (purposefully condescending). People do not come on this site for their lifestyle to be judged.
And I hate to burst your bubble (nah, I don't really) but there's probably a lot about those marines you grew up with that you don't know.
Before you go flapping your gums, have a think about whose feelings you might be hurting and try to show some respect.