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darkroot50
2 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Way back when I was much younger, we tried it a couple of times. Now I’d be worried we’d fall and I’d break my hip. Definitely a younger person’s game.

I truly enjoy doing oral on my girlfriend, and when I see her face, she sure seems to enjoy giving me blowjobs just as much.

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I think it's more likely that UFO sightings and abductions are actually the US military conducting top secret experiments on weaponry and people

Certainly wouldn’t be all that surprising.

When I look in the mirror, I think I do. But folks tell me I look much younger than I actually am.

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ICE is the start of an army of brownshirts who will occupy blue leaning districts close to the midterm elections to provide cover for vote suppression and cheating.

I hope you’re wrong, but fear you could be right.

Yes, I'm sad to say once. I felt bad afterwards. And I've never done it agin.

HYE rescued someone in danger?

A good breakfast Taco can’t be beat

Always 10 minutes late or always 30 minutes early?

I had a crush on a girl in college, but it wasn’t reciprocated. However, she liked sleeping with me (sleeping only, no sex) because she trusted me and didn’t like to sleep alone.

HYE lied about your past to a current partner?

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🤣🤣🤣 OMFG The orange puffball actually accepted a second hand Nobel Peace prize. Possibly the lamest, cringiest thing he's done that wasn't actually criminal. What a fucking embarrassment to humans.

Absolutely pitiful.

I couldn’t agree more. But somehow our country elected him as President twice. That’s fucking embarrassing.

I told my GF the next time we go out, we're going to a movie and I'm going to finger her until she cums.

I love sucking tits and nipples. I love it when she starts to cum when I do it. But for me nothing tops cunnilingus. And that definitely makes her cum. Neither of us is into ass play.

Sorry couldn’t find anything salacisous to meet the criteria.

Boonie hat

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And this is exactly how writers develop a voice. After you've done that a few times, and it beds in, you can get to the point where you don't need the grammar checker.

It's an oddly liberating experience to uninstall it and be secure in your own words.

I don’t think I ever made it that far. I still use Grammarly on a regualr basis.

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Variety is the spice of life.

That it is my friencd

No and it’s not something I’m likely to try

Ever had sex in the snow (not in a tent or sleeping bag, directly in the snow)?

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I have been using Duckduckgo since I joined. Have you tried refreshing the page? It always works on mine when I get similar results like 'no images' when I'm viewing someone's Public album or 'no stories' when there are from an author. These happen seldomly that I haven't considered submitting an enquiry.

I think I’ve tried that, but the next time it happens after I clear cache and history, I’ll try to refresh the page. Thanks for the suggestion, Mit.

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So using Safari you didn't experience the problem? If so why not stick with that and adopt incognito mode/VPN perhaps.

I don’t remember it happening often with Safari, but it did on occasion. I kept getting advised by other Lush users to switch to DDG for better privacy. DDG doesn’t provide my ISP with any info about sites I visit, while Safari Private Window does.

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Mmmmmm I love to fuck in the kitchen.

Colin, you pretty much love to fuck anywhere. 🤣🤣🤣

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Well firstly I am not sure we support that browser. Can you try as a starter for ten clearing down your device/browser cookies, cache etc. reboot and see if that resolves the problem. If not, please try a different browser; suggest Chrome or Firefox.

Those are always my first steps - clear cache, clear history, then restart. This isn’t a constant issue, but it has happened at least once a day for the last few days. I’m on a Mac and typically use Safari. Over the last few months, I switched to DDG for privacy. If it’s not something y’all can fix, I'll learn to live with it and keep using DDG. Thanks John.