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Over 90 days ago
Gay Male, 72
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Quote by sprite
bigger is always better. haven't you seen those... i think it's AT&T commericals? or is it faster is better? oh, screw it. words ending with "er" are usually better. bigger, faster, prettier, hotter, bladder... bladder? ok, yeah, think about it - if you didn't have a bladder, you'd just be leaking every time you had a glass of water. pretty embarrassing, right? unless you're into that kind of stuff. still, it'd ruin the furniture in no time. you should take this moment to thank your bladder or one day, it will leave you and thEn where will you be?

Doing extra Kegels! Or peeing on the rug.
Quote by sprite
bigger is always better. haven't you seen those... i think it's AT&T commericals? or is it faster is better? oh, screw it. words ending with "er" are usually better. bigger, faster, prettier, hotter, bladder... bladder? ok, yeah, think about it - if you didn't have a bladder, you'd just be leaking every time you had a glass of water. pretty embarrassing, right? unless you're into that kind of stuff. still, it'd ruin the furniture in no time. you should take this moment to thank your bladder or one day, it will leave you and thEn where will you be?

Doing extra Kegels! Or peeing on the rug.
Quote by throbbingwetpussy


thats the fun part - having my dress blow up and someone hot guy potentially see my pussy! i love it!

If you're in the north you'll need thermals! Going commando you could end up with pussy frostbite.RowiFPGbdUN3AlAe
You do know that a high percentage of guys that work in Hotels, Hospitality and Catering are gay. It might be you that they want to catch a glimpse of.
Quote by sprite


unless you think getting your nose broken is sexy. smile

Some guys look sexy with a broken nose.
I'm such a slut that if I fancied him I'd reciprocate and if I didn't I'd punch him!
Quote by kiera
David Beckham, God how can anything that looks that good sound so dumb when he speaks?


He's the Brain of Britain compared with Joey Essex. He makes a box of rocks look smart.
Quote by MasterJonathan
In Juneau, Alaska (the state capital mind you) it is against the law for owners of pet flamingos to let them come into the barber shop.

You have to wonder sometimes WHY these laws were even written and who came up with them! I mean is there a big "flamingo in the barbershop" problem in Juneau?

Oh hell yes! They all want a pink rinse.
Quote by throbbingwetpussy
I like boy cut when i am wearing pants but i love going commando when i have on a dress - makes me feel naughty!

I hope you're not in the Windy City.
The amino acids are L arginine and L lysine. I know it sounds strange but Horny Goat Weed is also supposed to help.
There's been a recent study at an American Univesity that found the average ejaculate has fallen by 20% in the last 50 years and the average sperm count down by nearly 50%.
As well as zinc and hydration male Kegel execises are meant to help. Look them up they're funny!
Quote by cordite74

Hot for porn and fantasies but that's all those two are. In the real world condoms are a must unless in a committed relationship with a guy I know is clean.

The problem is that there are now porn companies such as Raw that are either paying established stars more or recruiting from places like Eastern Europe to make bareback. Not a very good example to make.
Quote by cordite74

It's more of a matter of where you are at the given point in time and who you're sexually attracted to.

I just wanted sex. At that time it was easier to get than gay sex.
Quote by theupeh
opps any load i guess u wouldn't know about my load unless u had it again my bad wow i give up sad

Ooh! You should have just said load.Ahxud7ItNlRUTSm7
Quote by MasterJonathan
I try to keep the time between chapters/parts to no more than a week and no less than three days. Any sooner and you don't give the previous chapter/part enough time to get read, and any longer and folks start forgetting the storyline.

Also I usually have the whole story written before I publish...unless it's a novel or something!

That timings perfect. I've read stories and the parts can be seperated by months and unless the story is brilliant I couldn't be bothered rereading other parts.
The moral of this story's plain.
Just run and find your Mary Jane.
Don't waste your life until you're older.
We're a waitin fer y'all in good old Boulder.
Quote by cordite74

The OP asks if any men have fantasizes about sex with other men and wonders what it is like. The post your replying to is a guy's experience and preference. Nothing says the he can't state his preference. We've heard about your preferences in many threads.

Would have been good for him to post why he has that preference based on his experiences though.

It's in his other posts in various threads and in his profile I think. He was speeding around the forums and answering one after another without reading the threads, unlike you. It was fun to watch the speed at which he was posting that's how I knew he misread the op.
Quote by Wardog


My friend read it again. Note the question mark? I will not argue with you because we ARE in agreement here, LOL

Apologies, I thought it was an exclamation mark, must get my eyes tested.
Quote by _Bob_

I'll even lick her clit if she's on her period, especially if she's wearing a tampon


Haha! I used to enjoy pulling it out with my teeth! I've had worse things in my mouth!
Quote by Liz5890
My mind just turned on – or I think it did - we were all wrong – sperm (may) taste the same. Sperm are produced in the testes and continue to be produced after a Vasectomy - A Vasectomy locks those little swimmers in so they cannot get out! So who really knows unless one has a vasectomy reversal?

Sorry guys - I just had to note that!!!

Firstly the sperm produced is broken down by antibodies and absorbed back into the body.
Secondly the amount of sperm is less than 1% of the volume of the ejaculate. This consists of roughly 2/3 seminal fluid (sugar) and 1/3 prostate (mineral salts) there would be no difference to the taste.
If the prostate gland is removed and the seminal vasicules are left undamaged the ejaculate would be very sweet.
Quote by Robert90
*raises a hand*
I am! I was born and raised in the American promise land.

How many hands have you got? I've counted 3 so far.4IFrU3xnBHpDJm82
Quote by Wardog

Wrong? It's a little blood and a normal natural part of her life. To my mind it's a part of accepting her and loving her for ALL that she is as a person and thereby as a female .How can I love HER but not her nature?

It's not wrong! It's just wrong to you but it's not wrong to everyone. As you say later "to my mind" that's exactly it. I never had a problem with it myself, messier but more fun in a way. I wouldn'tt castigate anyone for not doing it, othewise where does the criticism end? I don't criticise straight guys for not having gay sex just because I do.
Quote by W800rider
Yes dpw I did not check what I had written, I have been having MM MMF and occasionally MMTS since the group party and enjoying every moment.

Well I obviously enjoy MM and I admit TS isn't my thing but I have been thinking about MMF recently. It's a long time since I had sex with a female but with a bi guy as well it might be fun.
Quote by cordite74
They're all good in my book. I've only had an FFM and would do it again but would love to try FMM and MMM.

I'd recommend MMM it's so mmmmm!
Quote by kiera


Firstly I would post multiple pics of my cock in my Lush Picture Gallery.

Then I'd have hot sex with DPW since thats the only way I'll ever get my hands on him

Then I'd Fly to the USA fuck Ginger senseless and get her pregnant with our love child

Primed and ready
Quote by Petamarie

You''d best find a girlie then because you certainly wont be doing it!!!

What, me with a girl? Have you gone crazy?
Quote by Hardallnight
No it was something called yohimbeam, don't know how to spell it, and the surgery was my idea and it has helped. The surgeon who did it said it was probably a good thing because I had the tightest for-skin head ever seen

I'm glad the foreskin problem is sorted, I have the same problem but I just suffer. I really think you need a hand with the anorgasmia. I'll have to check up on the subject and get back to you if I can find anything new.
Quote by theupeh
Hi all i was wondering if anyone can tell me if sperm tastes dif after a man has a Vasectomy ?? Please help thanks

There is no sperm after a vasectomy.
The amount of sperm in an ejaculate is such a small percentage that it is inconsequential to the taste.
Quote by Hardallnight


Yeah I've tried counselling and drugs and even had a circumsirion to help but nothing does sadly

Was it ephedrine?
Circumcision seems a bit extreme, what were they hoping to achieve? That would desensitize the glans!
Have they checked the nerve endings for any damage?
Quote by Hardallnight
I've suffered from this disorder my entire adult sexual life. It's starting to really make me feel depressed seen there seems to be no cure. Has anyone else got this problem? Or has anyone managed to get over it? I know it causes problems between my wife and I, but she never admits to it. Any help would be great please!!!

Wow, I'll admit I'd never heard of it. Have you seen a specialist about it? It seems it's often psychological which would entail therapy or counselling.
Quote by W800rider
After 30yrs of MF relationship finished up at party in FFMMM group session had F riding me with strap on was highly aroused then M took her place thourghly enjoyable have been reawakened and enjoyed MF and TS since

Did you mean you've enjoyed MM or MMF since? MF is what you had before.