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Here's how brave I am, I'll show you the actual sentence. Maybe the mods can tell me no in advance. "He maintained his cool while he stood in the cramped workmanlike efficiency of his supervisor’s office, getting chewed out by a guy who used to be his best friend; he held his composure in the supervisor’s supervisor’s office as well, the imposing corner office with the large windows and the unused leather furniture set in the corner; he even kept it together while cleaning out his desk, as his coworkers stopped by one by one to say good-bye."

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About 2 or 3 times a day. If I'm not in work then of course it's more.

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I guess it depends on personal preference. Sometimes if a woman just wants to concentrate on trying to relax her muscles during the process of the initial penetration or if she's overly stressed/nervous about it being her first time, being in a more passive (bottom) position is easier - you can kind of zone out and get into some good 'Anal-Zen'. Plus it's a good gateway position to proper Doggy.

Spooning on the side is also a good one to start with. Being on top can sometimes cause involuntary tightening up with anal as a starter-position - or at least it can with me. It probably just depends on the individual person though - if one position doesn't work or feel right, then time to try another.

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Oh! Great idea for a story! lol

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Dam guys, don't some of you get chafing, let alone worry about wearing it out!?

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I'll back you up, or is it cover your ass? ;-)

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I used to write with the comma because it's how I would say it. I would pause if I said "I like to read erotic stories <pause> but she likes to write them." Because of the way I spoke, I would try to use punctuation to make it 'read' the way I would speak it. "I like to read erotic stories, but she likes to write them." Doing a LOT of writing with a very particular professor I learned that I over use commas (for instance, I just tried to put one in between "professor" and "I" in the last sentence but took it out. I actually just tried to put it between "sentence" and "but" as well! Damn you academia!). My over use of commas also was related to my propensity to have run on sentences...

Whether or not it is correct, I have been instructed not to use commas like that and will continue to personally cut back my usage. At least until my thesis is complete and I brain dump all this. Thanks for bringing up grammar in the arena of erotic stories, where a) I will actually care a lot more than an academic setting and b) it will improve the writing of said stories!

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An independent clause is a sentence that contains a subject and predicate (verb) and can stand by itself and make perfect sense. Also known as a simple sentence. I'll show you an example.

"I like sex".

This is a simple sentence. It consists of one independent clause. We know it's an independent clause because it has a subject and a verb (or predicate,if you like) makes sense by itself and expresses a complete thought.

"I" is the subject. "Like" is the predicate. "Sex" is the object.

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Honestly, if someone is anxious about it, I think the best position is lying flat on your stomach or with a small pillow under the pelvis. It's a more shallow entry and you won't feel as vulnerable as being totally opened up on your knees or with your legs up in the air. This position still gives you a bit of control to sink down (avoid) or rise up (deepen the penetration) and generally squirm or shift away completely if it gets to be too much or you need to stop.

So... basically - as everyone says - use lots of lube, relax... try to have a regular orgasm first if you can. Make sure to use fingers or even a small toy so you can get a feeling for what it feels like to receive anal penetration.

When the guy inserts, after the head goes in, it's best if he pauses for a bit to allow your sphincter muscle to relax. The first instinct may be to tighten up and force his dick out. After maybe 5-10 seconds, it relaxes and then you're basically home free and it starts to feel good. Let him know to wait for your signal that you're ready. Then he can slide in all the way and start thrusting. If the thrusting gets to be too much, he can also vary it bit by moving his hips in a circle or grinding - it doesn't have to be all 'in and out'. You may even want to have your own hand between your legs or use a little clit-vibe on yourself at the same time.

And most importantly - make sure he knows that 'stop' means 'stop' - just incase things get too intense or you need to slow down at some point.

If any of this is freaking you out - don't worry. Many people who do first-time anal don't even talk about it beforehand. I didn't. Everything went fine.

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At least twice a day! :-)

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At least twice a day! :-)

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Sorry but I stick to my post, If you eat less you will lose weight if of course you do moveas well.

Gastric bands if they help then great - although one participant in the programme had had one fitted lost loads of weight and has now started to grow again by eating too much food. It's an excuse waiting to happen.

Also if someone wants a gastric band they should have to pay for it, in the UK they are approx £6,000 $9,000 that is paid by the NHS.

While I'm at it we should charge incrementally more for larger clothes as why should people who are bigger and get more/much more material pay the same price.
A dress for example at size 8 to 20+ is the same price but possibly uses five times more material.

It's just not fair on society as a whole.

Finally using excuses like genes is crap, if this were the case these people would not exist as they would have exploded milenia ago.

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okay, i will disagree with you on that. the logic is sound, but in the states we put the quotation marks outside the punctuation regardless of whether it makes sense to do so.

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i disagree, but that's because i'm in the U.S.

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Pretty much every day... 2-3 times most days

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As a great big fat person myself I get annoyed with people assuming that I'm hugely fat because I'm greedy and lazy. I have pcos which causes weight gain and I do exercise and I eat healthily but to lose weight I need to limit my calorie intake to well below a 1000 and exercise like a demon which results in my blood sugars plummeting and my feeling faint and hair falling out in clumps' . Yes, there are some who live sedantry lifestyles and who eat junk but there are some of us who just can't help our weight. I would love to slim ( and therefore attractive ) but all I can do is accept that I'm never going to lucky enough to be very slim. People can be very judgmental and downright cruel.

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I often see comma splices when people try to use conjunctive adverbs such as "furthermore, however, consequently," instead of coordinating conjunctions to join independent clauses.

It's worth noting that only periods and semicolons are strong enough to separate independent clauses without a coordinating conjunction.

Liz's sentence was perfect. "Liz walked in wearing nothing but a leopard print thong; consequently, the English lecturer fainted."

Notice how she used a semicolon to separate the two clauses and the adverb "consequently" to denote the clause.

"Liz walked in wearing nothing but a leopard print thong; consequently, I was rather excited."

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Oh, Derek, you're so naughty.

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i've also always been told that you shouldn't put a comma before "but," but in practice it often doesn't look right to me without one.

(the way that sentence worked out was a happy little accident.)

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It's been since June 2014 that my wife and I had sex. I'm an early to bed, early to rise guy and she has turned into a night owl. In addition she is always taking on new projects that take up all of her free time. I've come to spend a lot of time here on lush and have become very intimate with my hand. I've brought up the lack of sex and she doesn't want to talk about it. Any advise from my fellow lushies? It's gotten to the point that I will probably sleep with the first person I have the chance to.

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It's been since June 2014 that my wife and I had sex. I'm an early to bed, early to rise guy and she has turned into a night owl. In addition she is always taking on new projects that take up all of her free time. I've come to spend a lot of time here on lush and have become very intimate with my hand. I've brought up the lack of sex and she doesn't want to talk about it. Any advise from my fellow lushies? It's gotten to the point that I will probably sleep with the first person I have the chance to.

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Shaved a married Lady friend of mine on Labor Day. Not a big bush to start with but it was a tasty improvement. Plus, her hubby found new interest in the smooth cooch. Now doing weekly maintenance.

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Like daily...multiple times...in addition to sex several times a week