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Quote by oohlala74
I would probably hang around and ask if they needed a hand with what they were doing...

Just a hand?:-P That's why they're masturbating in the first place.;-)
Quote by ChrissieLecker
The time spent with those we love or have grown close to will forever be too short. Sometimes, we see the footsteps they left in the sand of our lives, and when we consciously walk in them once more, they don't fade. If we do that, we can feel that those who touch our heart never really leave us.


Beautifully put.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
Like me

What?
Walking dogs?
Quote by chriskayaks
I own my own house on an acre of rolling property. I am currently trying to sell this house so that I can buy another on a five acre parcel. Apparently, my fiancé wants to move in with me too... I don't know why though... I snore!!!!

I could put up with the snorring, lol.
Quote by Hytherion
I love both giving and receiving erotic massages with happy endings. They are quite intimate actually smile

I sometimes forget to yell "duck" when I shoot my load though ;)
Quote by Hytherion
I love both giving and receiving erotic massages with happy endings. They are quite intimate actually smile

I sometimes forget to yell "duck" when I shoot my load though ;)

Quote by 123gayman29
A lot of cold showers

Really? I just go cruising, lol. Rarely fails.
Quote by mrd82


"I feel like I wouldn't be able to do that though"

...what in the world is confusing about that?



It wasn't the response, it was the post she was replying to. I didn't understand Kink69slave's post, I still don't.
Quote by Entertainer160


I feel like I wouldn't be able to do that though

Could you possibly translate that into English, I've read it 3 or 4 times and am none the wiser.
Quote by Frank_Lee


Now I feel bad. The thing that's too easy to forget in conversations like this is that being able to parse a sentence isn't even in the same league as making the language sing or reveal pictures or feelings that speak to a stranger. This is the kind of stuff that intimidates most people about writing.

I hate writing anyway. It reminds me of homework.
You've no idea how much I want to whip your butt!
Quote by leggnassman

My thought would be, don't go for the legs and the ass, one of them will be disappointed.fUH2LL2Hlw5rYX1k
Join the two of them. Let's make that bed rock!
Quote by AriaLove

Ever been in a fight with a cop?

Oh fuck, nearly. My friends grabbed my arms before the punch landed, lol.

Ever dream about somebody on Lush? Imean DREAM!
Oh yeah Shotgun, like I'm gonna let you wake up before we do the nasty!!! LOL.
Oh yeah Shotgun, like I'm gonna let you wake up before we do the nasty!!! LOL.
Lion tamer and mother, same thing really, lol.
Quote by oohlala74
Bit of a strange question, race colour or religion doesn't matter to me. If I like you and you're a good person that's all that matters .

800 metres okay then?
Quote by boxter1
anywhere i can thats private if ya gotta cum ya gotta cum

If there are no police around, I don't give a s**t about private, lol.
Quote by Ls63563
Why not just give it a try and find out for sure?

Only my opinion, but such a bad reason to try same sex ?
What is you ultimate dream for sex. I could say the locker room after a football match!
No! Somewhere like Churchill in the winter. Log cabin for two. A roaring log fire, and Polar Bears outside.

Take note Scott!
Quote by DanielleX
I know you can go and find places on the internet where it says leather is an adjective, but I'm not convinced. Here's why:

According to the dictionaries I used for Uni, which is the great big Oxford dictionary in two volumes that weigh about 5kg each, leather can either be a substantive (which is a posh word for a noun) or a verb.

Nowhere does it say it's an adjective.

The way I see it, in the case of leather sofa or leather handbag leather is part of the essence of the thing. I get where people are coming from, so you start off with sofa, which is definitely a noun, so you're assuming that when you stick leather in the front it must be an adjective.

Imagine instead of a sofa it's a cow. What sort of cow? An Hereford cow. Hereford isn't an adjective is it. Leather is performing the same function grammatically as Hereford. A leather sofa is a sofa made of leather, a Hereford cow is a cow from Hereford.


My brain hurts! I've been transported back fifty years. Mr Tudor Jones is lookieg disparagingly at me in English. Half the terms used now didn't exist back then. Have pity.
Noun adjunct? What?
A noun that acts as an adjective? Treated the same as an adjective?
I thought my grammar was good, for a Scouser! My stories didn't get returned. Now I'm not so sure.
Quote by Jam_Wil_Mac
I am straight, but would be interested in experiencing variety. I have had minor gay/bisexual experiences in the past. I would like most to try giving head, but would probably be most comfortable giving head to a transgirl.

Stop loading my gun, lol.
Quote by OldDog_BlackHeart



I will gladly bottom & enjoy it if the cock is of A normal or average size. However I've had that Big Hard over sized cock. No I didn't enjoy it. It hurt like hell.If your hung like that, no way am I letting you get on top. As Clint Eastwood said " A mans got to know his own limitations"

By the way I don't like correcting people's grammar but the word is definitely.

It really is more about preparation, relaxation and lubrication than it is about size.

As for definitely, it does seem to be one of the most commonly misspelt words here.
Quote by ChrissieLecker


"leather" is a noun. "leathery" is its adjective.

"one by one" is a modifier that, depending on how you look at it, further refines either the verb (describes how they stopped by) or the whole of the image described in the sentence, so its both semantically and syntactically correct position would either be next to the verb or at the very end. It could only have its natural position at the beginning of the sentence if it modified the subject, which it doesn't. That you'd (correctly) put a comma after it means that you'd stick in a flag that says, "Non-standard structure here, beware!"

'One by one' is an aside or subordinate clause.
If you want leather furniture to be a noun/ subject it should be hyphenated.
Quote by ChrissieLecker


Consider yourself at least partially shot down ;)

Two rules of thumb: only put a comma between consecutive adjectives if you could change their order without impacting the meaning. Posessive determiners are never followed by a comma.

The comma between "cramped" and "workmanlike" is a bit of a gray area and depends on how fixed of an expression you see in "workmanlike efficiency". There's no question about the "supervisor's", see above. The one after "unused" is a no go, as "unused" is the adjective and "leather furniture" the noun. The commas around "one by one" are optional. Without commas, the expression takes the place of a plain adverb, whereas the commas turn it into something of an afterthought (proclaiming that it had originally been at the end of the sentence and moved forward.)

Surely leather is an adjective, it describes the furniture.
As regards 'one by one', I'd say it would be at the beginning of the sentence followed by a comma.
Quote by homealone71
Yes, I got pretty close to a couple guys I play online poker with...it was fun

Strip poker?
Quote by ToshLoveCC
- on a tractor
- underneath the bleachers at a high school football game while a game is going on (check out my story "Deal or No Deal")
- the stairwell of a building
- a concert
- in a chicken coop

In a chicken coop? Now that should be your next story.