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ducky69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Sydney

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Ahh Haaa.....stealthy ninja duck.....lurking around the neighborhood......
Can you translate this"

QUUAAAACK, Quack, quack qquack, quuack, quackk........QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
I love diggers....must be the boy in me......everytime I see one in use I just wanna ask "can I PLEEEEEEEAAASSE have a go"
"Darling I'm home."

"Where the hell have you been and where the heck is the truck?"

"Ummmmm had a little bit of car trouble.....you'll never believe this but........."
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So what happens if the shoe is on the other foot?


Then you cut that one off too!


Ha ha ha Very funny



Quack!


Hey that's my line......I'm suing........
I remember when life was so much simpler, maybe it is just the good bits we remember from our childhood. But it sure as heck seemed a lot less complicated and politcally correct than today. The innocence has been lost forever, I wonder what kids of today will think when they look back........
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So what happens if the shoe is on the other foot?


Then you cut that one off too!


Ha ha ha Very funny
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Never mind what is going on in his pants, is that blood all over that garment in the foreground?
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Drama can normally be found in the Chat Rooms...if you wait around long enough a Drama Queen or two will show up......well they used to when I frequented them.....or have they stopped now I don't go into chat rooms as often?

Hmmmmm there might be something in that..........could it have been me........Naaaaahhhhhh.



Could it have been you? Nope, You and 2 inches. Together. Yes.


LOL
it burns...IT BURNS......Make it go away................
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Denver

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Drama can normally be found in the Chat Rooms...if you wait around long enough a Drama Queen or two will show up......well they used to when I frequented them.....or have they stopped now I don't go into chat rooms as often?

Hmmmmm there might be something in that..........could it have been me........Naaaaahhhhhh.
ssshhhhhhhhh....I have kept this all a secret for a long time now.......people from the government could be listening........