God, Susan is so loud. Even when she’s just sitting there paying bills, her energy is stressful. I was leaning against the granite island, microwaving a slice of three-day-old pizza and nursing a neon-lime energy drink. I was scrolling TikTok at full volume as some girl explained why her aura is slime green. I was wearing an oversized slime-green mesh top over a black lace bralette, paired with micro-shorts and platform b...