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elizabethblack
2 weeks ago
Straight Female
0 miles · Virginia
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Awesome Lady
I'm so glad you are back home! Get well as fast as you can, I miss you.
Awesome Lady
Dearest - I think you need more reading material - these nurses look bad for your blood pressure..
Awesome Lady
Yes, not only the bio on the profile, but how often they read and comment, participate in the forums, etc. check number of friends (hundreds tell me they really aren't interested in me), in other words there are a lot of things you can tell from their profile page.
Awesome Lady
Would be nice if everyone could post something funny for Cooldaddy. He is having knee operation today and at 88 it just shows us how cool this daddy really is.
I thought I'd send him some reading material while he's recovering -
I thought I'd send him some reading material while he's recovering -
Awesome Lady
Very obvious there are some outstandingly awesome writers here. Don't know how choices can be made; glad I don't have to choose.
Awesome Lady
Oh, my sweet, wonderful and delicious sexy man! Thank you darling. What a beautiful cake. You must show me how to do it. XOXOXOXXOXOXOXXOXOXXO
Awesome Lady
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."