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elizabethblack
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · Virginia
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Awesome Lady
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
Awesome Lady
Well, congratulations, I suppose. Although one of her famous posts was used to make me feel less than smart on another thread recently. I pretended to think she was teasing. Sigh. Congratulations and hip-de-do.
Awesome Lady
"The funniest man in America" and a dearly beloved favorite of everyone
Awesome Lady
I would think general chat with her would be more effective. Maybe sending her a review of a book, movie, silly incidnet in the news - things of that type. In other words, go slow since she has not gotten back to you. You are effectively just ignoring that and sending her something you think she'd enjoy. See what she says back. Ask her something like where does she work, or is she looking for a job. Do you know her major? You could chat about someone you both met at the retreat; weren't they nice, funny, etc.? Keeping it just very friendly and non-threatening with romance or love would be the way I think you should go. Let her get to know you this way and go from there. You sound like a good guy and who knows; all kinds of things happen in life.
Awesome Lady
Yes, got comment box and wrote comment - neither took score nor comment. I have now written it again, but didn't seem to take either.
Awesome Lady
I think I've been lost - but found my way again.....so it's mine now.
Awesome Lady
Also, if you go to the red border line above every page and hit the Question ? Mark - and then hit FAQ, it will have instructions there.
Awesome Lady
Hope I can help. On lower right hand corner (so faint I can hardly read it) is Post Reply. Hit that and it brings up screen with smileys and rectangle for your posting words and pictures. Hit on the yellow box with a sun and you get a pop-up that says "Choose File" hit that and it takes you to your computer pictures files. Choose and hit and it will load on this page. Then the next button is upload. Hit that and it comes up with just the lettering. You have to hit Preview or Post to see it.
