Hiya!  I'm Ed!  Yep.  Says so on my birth certificate - unless that is all a lie!  Black helicopters.  E-T-C.

I'm a dork.  And a goof.  Yup.  Goof is somehow NOT on my ol' birthin certification dealie but pro'lly should've been.  Does anyone really read these things besides me?

So how ya doin'?