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fireman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
United States

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If Santa looked like any of those ladies, I would of been so naughty.
Quote by Gfire

Why do you think I say I love my job as a firefighter so much?


But you have to admit, not all firemen look like that.
Quote by Natalia
Aww, that's so cool. We should make a party on Lush or something... Too bad I take a Civil Law II exam on the next day. Anyway, I found on Wikipedia that Charles Manson was our birthday twin (ehh... triplet?)


I wish we could have a party on Lush that day, but I will be out celebrating ALL DAY long. Maybe I'll write a story about it.
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Lil Birdie,

I didn't feel anything. You need to smack harder. sign5 sign5 sign5


I thought firemen liked to put fire out...Not play with it....Okay, you asked for it!




Bridie, we firemen always like it HOT
Quote by chefkathleen
Nah, I don't want any whips and chains either. Just a nice dance, etc.


Thanks. Do you want a private dance?
I would say "Teeth" is the weirdest. Imagine a woman biting off mine. OUCH!!! I have to admit, I've seen the movie. One of the worst movies made.
Quote by Pixie
Um, why you wanna know Rocco?? LOL


I agree with Rocco. We all want to know. For why, because when a woman says another woman is hot, I personally find that sexy.
Quote by Lush
DebbieatDawnDisappeared


Are you saying she is gone? Or will she be back?
Quote by techgoddess
Tech and Rocco are a couple, fireman....now you see why I won't show you my ass???


Rocco is one lucky guy.
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Quote by Batman
You only will, when you become as sick and warped as the rest of them.
Cause I am not warped - just sick.



Get the point.


Bat


Oooh Bat! You didn't tell me we were playing charades...

...Let me see if I can decipher your clues.....

Tech and Rocco had an amazing aniversary party for two and....oh...I should stop there...LOL.SHR88IkbkSWsFenN


Tech and Rocco amazing anniversary? What's that about? LOL
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Quote by roccotool
G brings up a point. Do you gals feel you watch it because you can relate to it, and imagine yourself in it?


"I vant to be in da porno wid you dahlink!"

I can't smoke like the "star"...but I can emulate her accent and be smokin' hot...does that count? "Enough blow Boris Badenuff...Natasha want to fuck now!"

God you're so much fun baby!!


Can I be the Director or cameraman?
Quote by techgoddess
Quote by fireman
I bet all you women have great asses. They may be different, but I bet they are all nice.


If that was a hint that you want to see our asses, you'll just have to keep dreamin'

~~Tech


No it wasn't a hint. I would just ask if I wanted to see your ass.lOUg2hnKxQ1y9PLx
Quote by Natalia
My birthday is next Wednesday... Thank you! When is yours?

I haven't had sex since summer... for some reason (actually, I spent too much time on affairs and not enough on studies! Time to catch up with so many things...) but I really really love it, too! Well, who wouldn't...


Mine is Nov 12 too. If you weren't so far away, I would try to help you. LOL
I bet all you women have great asses. They may be different, but I bet they are all nice.
Natalia,

If you're a Scorpio, . I'm also a Scorpio, but I love threesomes. I think I just Love sex.
Quote by Susan
Too funny a friend gave me this calendar just recently.

I'm October but i'm with Birdie I like August and September better oh and December and June too.


I guess I didn't make the cut.
Quote by Lil_Birdie
It's okay fireman...I wouldn't leave you in the trunk. Don't be mad.


I'm not mad. I just prefer to have fun, that's all.KQWcDClrFEspec9N
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Hey, you asked for it fireman. Have you ever been tortured by a group of ladies, tied up, and left in the trunk of a car over night before? Of course you can dance first, if you want to....


I don't want to be left in the trunk of the car. I'll dance for you ladies, but no torture.
Quote by Natalia
Do you have some bad experiences, fireman? ;)


Just one, but all the others were actually nice.
Quote by Lil_Birdie
I will bring the gag and duct tape...Zaf, you bring the handcuffs and whip.
Chef? Tech? You have any torture devices you wanna throw in?


What's with the torture? LOL. I thought I was dancing for you ladies.
Quote by Natalia
Date sites, yeah. But it's hard to say I looked for sex. I looked for a chat friend first and encounters were moved into some further future. I am very picky, so I made my selections well enough to enjoy amazing time and I am still friends with all of them. Oh well, I admit I knew one guy for 2 days, but I didn't make a mistake, time with him was amazing - not only sex.


NICE, not everyone is as lucky as you.
I would not partake of such things.... .....I'm shy.....believe it or not.....LOL!

I do not believe you are shy. LOL