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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
United States

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Quote by roccotool
I say we just flush the scum (both of them) down the toilet.

Let's hunt down some more bifems and force them into threesomes.


Yes more bifems and more threesomes. Hip Hip Hooray
Ladies,

When it comes to oral sex. Would you rather be on the receiving end or would you rather give it? Or neither? Doing both is not an option though that's what I would vote for. I just want to know which one you prefer most. Thanks. Remember this is about oral sex now. Nothing else.
Bigger is not always better. I like them firm, but not hard as a rock. It all depends on the women. But so far all the photos look yummy.
Quote by Juliasari
Lia's Relationships in College, described in Ice Cream Flavors:

1) Cherry - no explanation needed
2) Forbidden Fruit - cue that awful 'Secret Lovers' song from the 70s or 80s.
3) Cherry Garcia - dude got high alot...it's all i'm sayin'
4) Rocky Road - verrry turbulent
5) Nutty Coconut - we went to Cancun together and he had big.....
6) Lemon Sorbet - he was yummy, but very shallow, not much there
7) Daquiri Ice - a New Orleans fling@

and more than a few others, the aftertaste of which is not suitable for ice cream (unless it's spiked with booze...)

Lia


Have to agree with Rocco. Waiting for you to taste my ice cream.
Quote by OrionTat
Plus you would be able to put out all those pesky wildfires


We would save money on water, that's for sure. LOL


I heard that one a long time, but it's been awhile. It was funny than and it's still funny today.
G,

It goes both ways. I was working with this HOT woman firefighter. We had to do a bay rescue one day, as she was changing into her wetsuit, all I can say is DAMN what a sight. This woman has ass. LOL.
The bartender only charged $10, that's cheap. That was a good joke.
Quote by chefkathleen
Makes you laugh??? You're sick. LOL LOL


Why, yes. Yes I am. Thank-you.

It makes me laugh that someone like him, that had never committed murder get's convicted of it and scares supposedly "educated" people.


What do you mean never committed murder?
Quote by Natalia
I like Marilyn Manson. Well, the music not the way he(?) looks. Charles is a disgrace to humans and to 12th November.

Fireman, any detailed plans already? Can't wait for the story


Going out with my brothers for lunch, than my bros from work for dinner, than off to the strip clubs. Don't know if anything will happen, but I'll keep you inform.
Quote by chefkathleen
Charles Manson makes me laugh.


Makes you laugh??? You're sick. LOL LOL
Quote by chefkathleen
I'd be pissed(no pun intended) cause I'd have to pay for all the stains.


But you could take him on the road and make a ton of money.
Quote by chefkathleen
Nah, I show very few people my butt.

although my mom used to said I showed my ass all the time. as in: Stop Showing Your Ass!


and I bet you have a fine ass too.
Quote by chefkathleen
Only if you look like one of the guys in the photos. LOL


Oh well, I guess you won't see me. I'm not as big as those guys or as young.
Quote by chefkathleen
LOL@ Fireman


We are very blunt. At least I am. So if you want to show me. PM me. I won't show anyone else.
Quote by chefkathleen
Nah, I'll let the other girls watch if they behave themselves. But knowing this bunch, don't hold your breath. LOL


I don't mind if the other girls watch. But would your hubby mind? I don't don't want to be shot now.
Quote by chefkathleen
Oh hell no! Say it ain't so!!! Really? Well shit.

If I get a fire I'm callin that kid from the other thread then to piss on it and put it out. No hot firemen then they ain't coming here. *Humph*


If you call, I'll come. I never had any complaints.
Quote by chefkathleen
Hubs used to do the polar bear thing. Another reasone for me to think that men are crazy.
Course he's had jungle training and eats bugs too.
and jumps out of airplanes.


*shakes my head* men be crazy...


he must be ex-military.