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Laws

The legality of tongue splitting will vary greatly depending on the country and within those countries, individual states or territories. Some examples are given below, but do not encompass all the laws regarding this subject.

Some branches of the US military ban body modifications that detract from a professional military image and explicitly include tongue splitting or forking as examples.[6]

Illinois was the first state in the US to make tongue splitting illegal in 2003. Since then New York, Delaware and Texas have enacted laws that either ban the practice, ban the procedure on minors without parental consent or restricted it to being performed by only doctors and/or dentists.[7]

In 2009 the Australian state of Victoria enacted a ban on splitting the tongues of minors.[8
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7 Jul, 11:33 PM

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Donald Fite - Sentenced To Probation After Stabbing To Death His Ex-Girfriend’s Pet Fish


Portland, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) - Donald Earl Fite III, a 27-year-old Oregon man pleaded guilty Tuesday to assaulting his ex-girlfriend and then stabbing her pet fish in retaliation for breaking up with him.

According to the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office, Fite's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Harris, returned to her apartment in Late July to find Fite lying on her bed - begging her to get back together with him.

When Harris refused Fite's advances, he shoved her against a wall, pulled her hair and threw her against a bathtub before she was able to flee the apartment.

The woman later returned to the apartment with an officer to collect her cherished fish - a bright purple Betta-fish named DeLorean. But when she opened the door, she found the fish laying on the apartment floor with a knife through it's body.

"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish," said Fite, who admitted to killing the fish.

Fite's attorney told the court his client was "absolutely mortified and ashamed about what he did to the fish."

The Prosecutor told the judge that Harris was planning to get a memorial tattoo of the fish and wanted Fite to pay for it. The judge was also asked to ban Fite from having contact with fish. The judge refused both requests

Fite pleaded guilty to 1st-degree animal abuse and 4th-degree domestic violence assault. He was sentenced to 2 years of probation, 80 hours of community service and $617 in fines and court costs.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com