"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
"You know, if you smoke after having sex, you're doing it WAY too fast..."
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?"
"Thou shalt not omit adultery."
"Adolescence /n./ The stage between puberty and adultery."
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
"Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic !"
"Kinky is using a feather — Perverted is using the whole chicken"
all by — Woody Allen.
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Speaking of nothing.............
A really big button that doesn't do anything
A really big button that doesn't do anything
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I'm sure DB is the author of this one
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
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Check Out Personality Test: Draw a Pig
This is pretty cool!
http://homosrus.com/drawpig.html
This is pretty cool!
http://homosrus.com/drawpig.html
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For those who think its a chicken or beef curry
Gmar Chatimah Tova
Literally: A good final sealing
Idiomatically: May you be inscribed (in the Book of Life) for Good
"Gmar" comes from the root word that means to finish. Although it's not biblical, it appears quite a bit in the Talmud (Avot 2:16 Yevamot 12:6). Chatimah is also talmudic and can mean a signature or a sealing (Pessachim 104). The word "chotemet" or stamp (the ink kind, not the postal kind) is a derivative of "chatimah." Of course "tova" means good. The days of repentance are divided into two parts: The first the inscribing begins on Rosh Hashana and finishes Yom Kippur when the final "sealing" (chatima) of our fate takes place. Many sages give us a second chance - an extra 12 days until a really final sealing on Hoshana Rabba (the 7th day of Sukkot).
That is why many people finish their correspondence during this time of year by writing or saying Ktivah V'chatima Tova - "may you be inscribed and sealed for a good year." On or right before Yom Kippur, people modify that and wish "Gmar Chatima Tova." Technically you can say it means 'may your finished sealing be good' - which would be fine if you are redoing your apartment, but for the rest of us may you all have a healthy peaceful and fulfilling year.
Gmar Chatimah Tova
Literally: A good final sealing
Idiomatically: May you be inscribed (in the Book of Life) for Good
"Gmar" comes from the root word that means to finish. Although it's not biblical, it appears quite a bit in the Talmud (Avot 2:16 Yevamot 12:6). Chatimah is also talmudic and can mean a signature or a sealing (Pessachim 104). The word "chotemet" or stamp (the ink kind, not the postal kind) is a derivative of "chatimah." Of course "tova" means good. The days of repentance are divided into two parts: The first the inscribing begins on Rosh Hashana and finishes Yom Kippur when the final "sealing" (chatima) of our fate takes place. Many sages give us a second chance - an extra 12 days until a really final sealing on Hoshana Rabba (the 7th day of Sukkot).
That is why many people finish their correspondence during this time of year by writing or saying Ktivah V'chatima Tova - "may you be inscribed and sealed for a good year." On or right before Yom Kippur, people modify that and wish "Gmar Chatima Tova." Technically you can say it means 'may your finished sealing be good' - which would be fine if you are redoing your apartment, but for the rest of us may you all have a healthy peaceful and fulfilling year.
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Every 18 year old should get this on an engraved plaque to carry with them when they leave home….
Mark Twain left home when he was 17 and said he thought his father was the dumbest person in the world. He came home for the first time when he was 21 and remarked at how much his old man had learned in four years.
I've spent most of my life fishing. The rest of it I've justt wasted!!!
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *
*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*
* Every path has a few puddles.*
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.*
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*
* Always drink upstream from the herd.*
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
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Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.
Mark Twain left home when he was 17 and said he thought his father was the dumbest person in the world. He came home for the first time when he was 21 and remarked at how much his old man had learned in four years.
I've spent most of my life fishing. The rest of it I've justt wasted!!!
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *
*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*
* Every path has a few puddles.*
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.*
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*
* Always drink upstream from the herd.*
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
--
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.
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Couldn't find if this site has been posted before,
it deseves to be.
(click Gallery for the slide show)
http://www.thenuproject.com/main.shtml
it deseves to be.
(click Gallery for the slide show)
http://www.thenuproject.com/main.shtml
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For those of you who haven't heard
Tequila makes your clothes fall off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw
Tequila makes your clothes fall off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw