Have had sex while a girl was wearing a leather mini skirt, colors covered to date include, black, red and white leather mini skirts? Does that count?
Ever gotten frisky with your gf/bf in a store changing room while shopping for clothes?
Innocent (but now that you gave me the idea)
Ever fuck your GF/BF's brother or sister?
John pulls out his credit card and calls for the bill while asking frantically if the hotel happens to have rooms tonight! The orange and cinnamon are lingering in his mouth and the feel of Kiki's kiss is lingering in his mind...."Check damn it!"
MMmmm orange, cinnamon, the heat of alcohol and just the hint of tongue. Does life get any better than this he ponders? John pulls Kiki in tighter and loves how her hips feel against his body. John returns the kiss but with a little more heat and passion and a considerable more tongue. John loves a woman who knows when to take charge.
Slips his hand around Kiki's waist. "Fancy meeting you at the same bar? Mmmmm orange and cinnamon!!! Bartender? Three more!!"
You're in bed with the hunky man of your dreams and he's serving you breakfast. As he attempts to open the bottle of 1990 Dom he unfortunately is highly distracted by your amazing breasts. He points the cork at you and it flies into your eye. The hotel needs to call an ambulance and you are taken to emergency. The man of your dreams is so embarrassed that he never sees you again.
I want the two hottest girls on Lush to re-enact the threesome from Wild Things with me.
Well Hap carries your groceries, but slips on some oil in front of your house, turns out your insurance has lapsed and the law suit ruins you financially. Hap recovers and takes your money for a wild sex vacation in Italy.
I wish I could have sex under a full moon on a warm tropical evening with the girl of my choice off Lush.
You hire a scuba instructor to teach you to swim, but find out he can only teach you how to SINK and you almost drown. A nearby guest by the pool named John luckily knows CPR and saves you.
I wish I could have a two on one mff with my two hottest lush crushes?
You girls are relentless.....I need to hire you all!!!
Crap you girls are fast.....scary!!
Crap this is REEEEDICKulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey no ganging up girls.....one at a time 476
Opps 475 you girls are too damn fast
476....holy crap what happened to all the numbers....sorry
488.....this is so tedious girls.....can I just give up now on behalf of the men and forestall the tedium to follow?
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