I'm tired, fed up and missing him. All I want to do is eat and eat and eat!
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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freakycactus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 38
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Quote by HotWifeToni1First of all I don't need the money I have a very successful husband who takes good care of me. Second, if I meet a handsome man that's interesting why wouldn't I do him for nothing. Anyway haven't all of us at one time of another gotten jewelry, clothes or an expensive gift from a man? Whether we like it or not girls we all are prostitutes in some way or another!
Following this line of thought, are all men prostitutes in one way or another as well?
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Oh they are safe, I'd never share YOU!
I wasn't worried about you sharing them, now I'm wondering just how many times I've made you cream your knickers!
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Of course!! They are safely saved under the file "WANK BANK"
And you told me I could safely send you naked pics!
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ohhhhhhh, (creams knickers) I do love when I get permission!!!
You must have been saving all the pictures I've sent you to be able to really do something. Otherwise, there's just the button you made me to play with.
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Quote by crazydiamond
Oh behave you!! I will never!
and you keep up the peer pressure, i'll shop you too !! xxxx
Yes, but my ego isn't sensitive, I can take it
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Oh he has
Naughty, naughty Diamond!! bad bad girl!!!
This should be his AV for Valentine's Day!
Is it any wonder women can't stay away? Everyone knows that red is the colour for danger and women love a bad boy!
10 minutes of howling with laughter and that's the best I can come up with.
This is much, much funnier than the Borat mankini version!
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I'll think of something to say just as soon as I stop howling with laughter!
*wipes tears away* it'll be another few minutes
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Oh he has
Naughty, naughty Diamond!! bad bad girl!!!
I'll think of something to say just as soon as I stop howling with laughter!
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Assuming you want to keep your face out of it, headless torso shots work for me... or turn your head so that it's partly shadowed or not full-on to the camera to conceal your identity. Show off the body. Use pics that give a viewer at least a generalized idea of what you look like.
If you want to show cock, make sure it's attached to the rest of your body in the pic, and not just a medical close up from multiple angles. I think that's the turn off to a lot of women. It's nice to see the full package - not just a disembodied appendage.
I was just trying to find a way to say the same thing.
If you don't want a picture of you, then what about something that interests you or something that you like. Anything that shows some personality and gives us an insight into the person behind the picture.
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Quote by crazydiamondOne for Miss Freaky Cactus
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You, Miss Diamond, are awesome - everyday!
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Yes ma'am
*nods* yep, definitely tattooed on your arse!
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Tattooed on my arse.
I may have to investigate this more closely - bend over and I'll take a look
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On my sleeve, I always have. I've tried to be more careful and lock my heart away, but it goes against the grain.
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Quote by BDSM 101 MistressS
This thread is for people new to this lifestyle, those who just want to learn more about it and, hopefully, help those who have the wrong view of it to understand better.
I welcome any dom/mes and subs to give their own views on things as well, and also for anyone to ask any questions you may have, I or another member will try to answer them.
To begin with, I'll try to dispel some wrong views people have about BDSM.
1. Being part of BDSM is not a mental problem, it is a lifestyle choice that people enjoy and does NOT mean there is anything wrong with them.
2. A very important point is everything done in BDSM should be safe and consensual. Anyone involved must be aware and agree to what they want to happen and must be safe about how they go about it.
3. It is not only about pain, the letters stand for (Bondage and Discipline) (Domination and Submission) (Sadism) and (Masochism), while some may enjoy pain, this is only part of BDSM and is not done by all, from most I know, those that do enjoy pleasure through pain is actually the minority of the group.
3.1. I should add here, pain may be used as part of punishments if a sub breaks their rules, a Dom/me will usually not enjoy having to really punish their sub, but it is necessary, but is NOT the only thing the relationship is about.
4. ALWAYS respect and abide by the rules given to a sub by their Dom/me, NEVER ask them to break these rules, and especially NEVER ask them to leave their Dom/me, that is just wrong and if you do, the Dom/me is perfectly in their right to warn you off and tell their sub to never speak to you again, and will likely give your name to other Dom/mes and subs to warn them as well, we in the lifestyle look out for each other.
5. Unless a sub is your sub, or you have express permission from the sub if they are unowned or a subs Dom/me if they are, you should NEVER try to dominate or try to play with them, it will not be received well. And if a sub is owned it is best not to ask their Dom/me to 'borrow' them as it were, almost every Dom/me will say no and may take offence.
BDSM 101 Thread - link
If you take the time to look, you'll find your answers.
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OK educate me; explain the joys of domination or being dominated. To me it looks like some sort of ego trip to compensate for a complex of some sort I don't really have anything against it except to feel it's sort of pathetic and very English public school influenced.
Try the BDSM 101 sticky thread in this section of the forum. There's lots of information there for you to read through.
I could explain the joys of being dominated, but so many others can do it more eloquently than I. There are plenty of stories on this site to give an insight into the lifestyle, plenty of threads on the forum discussing it and there are lots of websites with plenty of information.
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I've done it before, but not in my current relationship. Now, I don't imagine anyone else, just him.
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Yes, like that. Don't let the bad things stop you from enjoying the good things.
Life is hard, bad things happen and sometimes people are shit and make you question why you even bothered trying or hoping for better in the first place. Then there are the people who give you hope, sometimes it's as simple as a thank you, or a smile, or saying something kind when you least expect it, someone making you smile.
We all go through hard times, when something bad happen you're not alone. And when good things happen, it's even better to have someone to celebrate it with.
Life is hard, bad things happen and sometimes people are shit and make you question why you even bothered trying or hoping for better in the first place. Then there are the people who give you hope, sometimes it's as simple as a thank you, or a smile, or saying something kind when you least expect it, someone making you smile.
We all go through hard times, when something bad happen you're not alone. And when good things happen, it's even better to have someone to celebrate it with.
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For me, the ultimate compliment is someone enjoying my story so much that they favourite it, so they can come back to it over and over again, even better if they also decide to follow you as an author based on that story!
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Quote by CurlyGirly
If you were my ex, I wouldn't want you in a relationship with ANYONE in my family be it my mother, sister, father, or aunt Sally. I would want to you out of my life. Go pick on someone else's gene pool.
I couldn't agree more.
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Cons of being a guy
Feminism, society turned against men by feminists, attacks against masculinity by feminists, legal and social persecution and oppression by feminists.
supposedly we have slightly less contrastive vision than girls, it seems we have to do everything that a girl doesn't want to do b/c they'll whine about getting their shirts dirty or their nail polish from chipping imo, no offense. most importantly if you get kicked in the groin, it hurts A LOT.
-Even when abdominal fat is more active and can be gone sooner, it is risky for the cardiovascular system.
-For most men: having a high sex drive.
-Misandry is accepted and encouraged in today's society.
-On average; more body hair
-Higher risk of suffering genetic allopecia.
-There's no benefit in marriage for men at all
There are pratically no pros to being a man. If you are a man then you get to be unemployed at twice the rate as women, you get to make 15% of domestic spending decisions, you can lose your kids and go to jail if you can't pay your exhorbitant child support judgment, you can be accused of at the drop of a hat (and your false accuser never, ever goes to jail for the lie), and you get to be a part of a culture that generally treats men as moronic clowns. And you are far less likely to earn a college degree than a woman.
So for men, the advantage is physical strength. Women get all of the other advantages.
+And men don't get periods, sure. But we live shorter lives (and yet get less health research funding) and thus collect fewer retirement benefits, even though we pay the same taxes.
- being seen as disposable & expendable in society, your feelings & emotions do not matter.
Pros of being a girl
Low libido and zero interest in the opposite sex
can wear whatever they want
can cry without being called names
No accountability, everything is the man's fault
More funding for women's health then men
Label ''The Fairer Sex''
Less Body hair
can get away with almost anything, including homicide, Statutory ,child molestation,abuse,false accusations,domestic violences ( no not saying any of it is a good thing,just that when men do they should be punish to the full extent of the law, so should women)
If arrested get a lighter jail/prison sentences then a man would
both sexes generally tend to treat women in a more positive way
Live longer, don't have to do as much physical labor, have lots of options, automatically have the upper hand in divorce and custody cases (not saying that's a good thing, but it's the truth).
In the UK a woman was sent to prison, not for falsely making a claim of , but for falsely retracting a claim. Her husband was violent and abusive, she still had contact with him and his family after she had made her claims to the police and he and his sister harassed and bullied her until she retracted her statement, and even though the court fully accepted that she was the victim of abuse and had been , she was still put on trial and sent to prison. Link
In this country, the UK, very few people come forward if they have been , it's about 5-10% and less than 7% of those will result in a conviction. They've found that the percentage of people making false claims of is no higher than the percentage of people making false allegations for other crimes, so the idea that a woman cries every time a man pisses her off is a load of rubbish. It's also very dangerous to think this way, this is why so many people are too afraid to come forward when they have been abused or assaulted, they think that no one will believe them and nothing will happen.
We live in a culture that blames women for , it's your fault if you've had a drink, it's your fault if you flirted with them, it's your fault if you were wearing nice clothes, it's your fault if you made eye contact with him. There was a London cabbie, John Worboys who attacked over 100 women, and the police only started to investigate the complaints after a 'respectable' woman made a claim against him, she was a new mum who had gone out with friends for the first time since she had her baby.
Women are taught to avoid being , rather than men being taught to not .
As for the second point I bolded, they found that if a man and a woman were being sentenced for a comparable crime, a woman was more likely to be given a custodial sentence, where the man may get a fine instead. The reason being that the money from the woman was seen as taking it away from her children and they didn't want them to be deprived of money for rent or food, so instead they would give her a short prison term. They didn't feel this way about the man so he would be fined and then he was free to leave.
That's the UK, not any of the countries Sprite listed where things are much, much worse.
If you think that you have it so bad as a man, come and walk a mile in our shoes.
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The Sunday Politics Show, Andrew Neil is tearing strips off Chris Grayling, and in the background I can hear my washing machine working away - this makes me happy
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They would have to be out, I am not that quiet. My husband has had to put his hand over my mouth before at my parents....lol
I know the feeling.
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It's your cloud, it's flawless! I know it's been airbrushed, no one has a cloud that perfect.
*preens* if you're nice I'll let you into my cloudy secret
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What makes you think that my profile picture has been altered in any way?
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I wouldn't say different, rather I'm a bit more.
More loud, more giggly, more confident, more bolshy, more horny, etc, etc.
I shushed a couple of guys at the theatre last night and my boyfriend joked that I should be careful because they were bigger than him, my response was, 'That doesn't mean that I can't take them.'
More loud, more giggly, more confident, more bolshy, more horny, etc, etc.
I shushed a couple of guys at the theatre last night and my boyfriend joked that I should be careful because they were bigger than him, my response was, 'That doesn't mean that I can't take them.'
