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fuzzy1954
2 days ago
Straight Male, 74
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Quote by wxt55uk

I didn't realise the Chiefs weren't in Kansas (the state), nor that the city of Kansas was split between two states. I just looked at a map!

BTW: If you want to read something wacky in a good way, try this story: Big It had me chuckling. 😊🤣

A mug of Yorkshire, please, Bear. Thank you.

PS: Hope your son recovers quickly, Kimmi and is with you soon. 😊

No biggie it's been a LONG running humour listening to sport people, and other news personalities misquoted where they were telecasting

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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Big

How I lost my virginity

Fantasy & Sci-Fi

Quote by Seeker4

Jennifer Haben of Beyond the Black qualifies, I think. (footage is from Graspop Metal Meeting 2025 in Belgium)

Morning Ape Good Ape!!

Great addition I knew you would bring your "metal" here btw she has a great depth with her vocals

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Wow! I don’t know what to think! I’ve heard for years the players have fussed about the current facilities, though, especially the locker room. Hmmm… that’s a lot of money!!!

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Hmmmmm does this mean you wish to rename store room #4 to

Kimmi's Locke Room of Pleasures?

kinda catchy don't you think!!

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3rd set on this Christmas Eve Eve

Firework

Katy Perry

Love Song

Sara Bareilles

No One

Alicia Keys

Can't think of any more beautiful talented ladies to close Jane and this ancient lion music set can you??

hmmmmm

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In our local news everything and everyone is a buzz with the breaking news that our Kansas City Chiefs are moving across the state border into Kansas City Kansas. The new stadium (with dome) is projected to top 4 billion $$ yes that's with a CAPITAL B, schedule to open in 2031 season.

Much finger pointing and talking is just starting both aye and nay all this shall be great "armchair quarterback" with our long time avid fan base.

Stay tuned y'all

I wonder what our Kimmi's opinion is

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Enjoy your day

Try an act of random kindness y'all

Jane & Lion

Out

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Back with more music

First to celebrate Kat's cruise & safe return

Yo Ho Ho it's Christmas

Sugar Mountain

Neil Young

Turn The Page

Bob Seger

Hurricane

Bob Dylan

Quote by techgoddess

We had a wonderful family cruise. So many fabulous moments! I will treasure that time forever.

I'm back on dry land and still have my son's family with us until tomorrow morning.

I know I have several comp stories from Rumpies to read, and I will get to them in the next day or so.

Bear and Ape for sure... if there are others I missed, drop me a message.

I am not back to modding until tomorrow.

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Warm welcome home Kat while you cruised with family Jane and I was busy restocking your Coke Zero and Jane made special holiday cuppycakes

for you to have in your "office" as you do your MOD thing 😁❤️😁

Good Morning James aka Bearkeep

Morning to the rest of y'all Rumpketeers we be closing in on the Christmas time quickly.

Music Bear asks for so sure anything for you Bear (to a point)

But first welcome back home Kat and for some reason I know you'll weave a cruise theme story in the near future !!

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Goth Girls Country Christmas

Wild After Midnight

Suck It Like A Psychopatch

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Jane also added a few Christmas Sugar Cookies to Bear's morning selection

Let's not forget our Jewish friends

Hanukkah Song

Adam Sandler

Moooooannn Day y'all

1st in

Lights On

Bertha filled with Coffe Bros. Dark Roast

Copper Kettle singin

Mix Christmas Sugar Cookies

placed on side bar

Jukebox on lets start with

Jingle Bells

Sex Pistols

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Both may Chiefs AND Lions fell on Sunday football

Pulling back in to Rumps parking lot

Still quiet at the bar Jane says "no biggie more one on one with Kimmi's toys!" I laugh and count my blessings to have such a randy partner.

Refill my coffee as I return to the Jukebox

With Christmas Cheer and the sounds of moans in store room #4

Time for our third set

All I Want For Christmas Is You

You Make It Feel Like Christmas

Santa Baby

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Our Kansas City Chiefs are in Kimmi area today playing the Tennessee Titans the first of our last three games this season, this is our first time since 2014 that we had not advance into post season. Also QB Minshew steps in after Patrick Mahomes season ending injury last week loss to the LA Chargers

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Before going to check on Jane

One more three set of tunes

Set Me Free

What I Say

Keep Me Hangin On

Peanut Butter Cookies & Fried Mixed Pies added to morning treats

Friends I'll shall return with Jane to tend to Kimmi & Kat's Boy Toys

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Woke with a start in Kimmi Korner

Pick up Terrance and placed back in nut warmer

Being already in

Lights On

Bertha filled with 1870 fresh roast.

Copper Kettle singin

Place mixed Christmas Holiday treats on side bar

Moved to the Jukebox

Time for the 1st of the official first day of Lady Winter

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Love Is All Around

Your Wildest Dreams

She Not There

Saw a light on

Pull in to deliver a few sundries and pick up a few things around Rumps.

Woke up Terrance from his deep sleep

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the simple beauty of snow globes have always warmed my heart during the holiday season

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Trans Siberian Orchestra

Requiem

As I take a moment I close my eyes and fall into a deep sleep

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3rd Saturday set

Crystal Methodist

Carol of the Bells

Y'all it tis the last Saturday before Christmas!!

Enjoy the hot cakes with our "sneak in" Canadian maple syrup let's say

Duty Free

Be Safe +Jolly + Happy

Jane & Lion Out

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2nd Saturday morning set

Lost Prayer

Mad As A Hatter

Ocean Eyes

This ancient lion thinking of dragging out the blackstone for 'short order' pancakes with our morning music sets

I see Mr Bear came early this quiet Saturday morning

Thanks James you really know Jane LOVES your bearclaws!!

On our weather front unreasonable warm weather here all the way past Christmas possibly setting a record warm 67 f or 19.44 c set in 1922.

Santa sexy elves will be wearing tube tops and boy shorts at the Jiggle Club this holiday

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Guess the jukebox is on

Sooooooo

1st up

I Will Possess Your Heart

Keltronics

Sahara

Time I go and follow the bearclaw crumbs to storeroom #4 hmmmmm

Oh before I forget rwo cases of mini marshmallows are now stocked here

seems a certain writer enjoys them with her hot cocoa. I.believe they where shipped from her twin and of course COD on delivery 🤣

Quote by sprite

just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays.

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hmmmmmmmmmm

This reminds me of a

commercial

This ancient lion sez

HELL YES

y'all definitely deserve to enjoy a holiday break.

And just to clear the "air" Die Hard is the BEST action movie with a Christmas back story.

Furthermore does Gremlins have Hans Gruber??

I think NOT 😃

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2nd set

Rolling Stones

Angry

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie

Yes my children Die Hard IS a Christmas movie right up with Miracle on 38th Street

Jane and Lion Out

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1st song set

Drunken Irish Band

Don't Pour Guinness to St. Nick Reindeer

Hauser

Carol of the Bells

Twisted Sister

Oh Come All Ye Faithful

TGIF

1st in

Lights On

Bertha filled with Folgers

Copper Kettle singin

Fresh assorted Christmas treats Jukebox on

Restocked Coke Zero

Unboxed mini marshmallows

Jane i s decorating the bar as I play morning tunes

Jellyroll

So to review going forward here in Rumps we have installed Lion Honour System going forward. Everyone enjoy the holidays

Lion Out

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Morning All.

And if our threadBEAR is losing sleep with the ongoing tab in Rumps so be it

Any visitor OR patron of questable writing skills'(me) shall only initial their tab for the fiscal year 2026 which starts 21.12.2025. Also if you don'tsee your favourite alcohol or wine we have installed a personal locker in store room #2 if anyone wondered where this ancient lion been hiding MERRY CHRISTMAS y"all.

Ow that bear started this THRISTY DAZE

Music

TSO

Been in the "dessert" but slowly making my way back

Brought 3 yule logs to go with coffee or morning tea

Yeah; it was Jane's idea she the festive one

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Our third set then off to the barn kitties and horses

Sad But True

Hu

The Silence

Manchester Orchestra

Fantasy

Aldo Nova

Everyone enjoy your day

Lion & Jane

Out

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Quote by techgoddess

It's 57 here feels like 54🥶

I know. I'm a wimp.

Morning Kat I'd have your 57 degrees since its 16 here

Jane sez hi!

Second set

Tear This Up

The Cramps

Sebastiane

Sex Gang Children

Incubus

Xmal Deutschland

Of course restocked Coke Zerp bottles not cans or fountain for our Kat

Mimosas and Tropical Orgasm on on the bar to enjoy

Jane's selection for BOGO @ Rumps

Ignore The Machine

Alien Sex Fiend

Dream Police

Cheap Trick

Sabotage

Beastie Boys

1st In

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Trung Nguyen Coffee

Tea Kettle singin

Tummies growling?

Assorted doughnuts and cuppycakes

placed on side bar

Thirsty?

Thirsty Day @ Rumps all drinks today BOGO

THANKS Bear!!!

Jane turned on jukebox for our morning set.

As I sort thru our library of tunes

I'll play a holiday special for y'all to enjoy this morning

Piano Guys Disney's Fronzen

Second set for the morning

Mad About You

Belinda Carlisle

Maneater

Hall & Oates

Green Light

Lorde

Jane and I brought in Boston Cremes, Chocolate Long John's & Cinnamon Twists for y'all

Be Happy Out There

Lion & Jane

Out

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