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fuzzy1954
2 days ago
Straight Male, 73
0 miles Β· Mission Hills

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Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Looks delicious, Lion! Glad I wandered in … late! Always happy to sample other people's cooking – rather than doing it myself!

Relatively quiet day today – although we do have our local granddaughter here, so maybe not THAT quiet!

Perhaps I might even get some writing done. Who knows?

Morning Bear

Enjoy your omelet and definitely enjoy your time with your granddaughter (they grow up to fast) my friend

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Sweet Jane slips next to her anicent lion abd whispers "play some heavy metal white boy" soooooooo

Manowar

Warriors Of The World

Verenian

Oppressor

Wolfheart

The Cale

I smile and wonder what Mr Ape's option will be IF and ONLY IF his mind isn't still on Kimmi's newest toy!!

I did get this name

Shaun if anyone interested

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Before we take off for the morning

Jane also has a small question or pole

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If a flower,

Pokes thru a crack

In the

concrete,

is it a weed,

or a survivor?

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We'll be back in a wee bit

Being a beautiful Sunday I've pulled out the blackstone grill.putting out a omelet self serve bar 4 types of cheeses, fresh veggies, Italian sausage and Bacon almost forgot sour cream too.

We LOVE bacon lol

Enjoy y'all

Back to music

Scarlett Lane

Don't Break My Heart

No Doubt

Don't Speak

Uriah Heep

The Wizard (remaster 2017)

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Morning Y'all

1st here this morning

We have a quiet peaceful beautiful weather day here

Making all us happy and settling the animals down too

Let's get the morning up and goin

Beautiful Bertha filled with Bear's Loon Call Thanks for leaving enough for today

Copper Tea Kettle filled

Morning sweets placed

Jukebox On

Told Sweet Jane to give Kimmi toys a longer relax time

First song as we pick up around the bar

Halastorm

Here To Us (our Rump family)

To continue covers

Sershen & Zaritskaya feat Kim and Shturmak

AC/DC Back In Black

Enjoy y'all

Much Thanks Mr Ape for posting Nicoletta I like her voice

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Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Okey-dokey – it's May 2nd, but the calendar doesn't seem to be paying attention.

Looks like Bear & I posted at the same time (again),πŸ˜ƒ

Sorry my friend but Kimmi newest toy tumps your post!!!

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1st set

Lana Del Rey

White Mustang

Ella Langley

Raised On Red Flags

And what ya thoughts of this Mashup?

Phil Collins & Marilyn Manson

In The Air Tonight

Good Morning Y'all

1st in

Lights On

Waking up Terrance and Ms Pixel our dedicated Crack Security team

Clean and filled with Lion Choice fresh ground in Big Beautiful Bertha

Copper Tea Kettle filled and singin

Saturday morning sweets placed on side bar our recommendation are the cinnamon rolls & twists

No need to mention Kimmi toys in store room #4 to my Jane πŸ˜ƒ

Jukebox on first song as I spit up the bar

Tove Lo

Thousand Miles

Kimmi just where do you find the talent for your toys???? Damn girl I'm blushing and fear i could lose Jane!!!

To set our mood for the weekend

Motely Crue

Doctor Feelgood

Dr. Feel-good

Milk and Alcohol

Deep Purple

Highway Star (1972)

It's officially Sring here in da land of OZ and wheat which means new barn kittens !!

Yea the violence is NOT very PC yall remember this IS from 1939

Photos of kittens will follow soon

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Y'all enjoy your weekend

Lion & Jane Out

When the Savanna has that busy heartbeat (Rumps) this anicent lion notices,

I yawn and smile that all good here.

Welcome Lina there's always room here in Rumps. I shall settle down with my morning Kicking Horse coffee and read your comp entry.

To welcome you to us here is a song to start TGIF

From 1967 Smothers Brothers Show

Buffalo Springfield performs

For What Its Worth

Kimmi we DO need to discuss your definition of TGIF πŸ˜ƒ

And James aka Bear did you think I won't notice your choice of Kicking Horse Coffee's?

Even Jane giggled and pointed at my "9 toes"

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1st set

Lana Del Rey

Love Me Wrong

Mammoth

The Spell

Shinedown

A Symptom of Being Human

Morning Kat

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I'll put Bertha on

Pick up some empties

Leaving sweets to Bear delivery

Send Sweet Jane to store room #4

Turn on Jukebox

I'll start with

The Rolling Stones

That Look

Second Set two of this ancient lion's Rump faves

Ramones

I Wanna Be Sedated

Steppenwolf

Born to be Wild

Y'all have a GRAND Day Jane and I shall leave you to YOUR own destruction

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Lion Out

Music

Led Zeppelin

Fool In The Rain

John Fogerty

The Old Man Down The Road

Bachmann- Turner Overdrive

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Morning Bear great start to Hump Day my furry pal.

It's official for the month, rising from 2.6 to 4.1 inches ABOVE the average monthly records also

2026 is shattering the record most severe thunderstorm or tornado warnings between since 1986.

Back with music

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Much Thanks Bear for the morning brew on this Taco Tuesday or TunesDaze

I'll indulge in sampling a few french pastries with my coffee

BTW Bear have you gone all Contiental on us poor friends??

You NOT gonna say "feed em CAKE" are you

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EDIT

EDIT

Morning Bear as I posting

Storm damage recovery continues

Hail Floods Power Outages

We now have a surplus of +4" of rain now causing a different set of issues for planting season

Sooooooooo

This ancient lion will only pop in for a short bit this morning with Big Beautiful Bertha filled and Tea Kettle singin for anyone else needing tea ......

Bear been stepping up the fabulous selection of morning treats I'll leave that to his talents

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I would like to send a hearty

Thank You to all my Rump friends for reading my latest micro

It's available here

Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/dreams-12

Dreams

Your cum slut training starts Monday

Microfiction

1st set gotta do something different

T. Rex

Cosmic Dancer

The Motivator

And their all time Hit

Bang A Gong (Get It On)

1st in to Rumps

the HOTTEST bar in Lus renowned hangout of authors

Morning Y'all

It's MOANday to this anicent lion

Start of another week of spring active storms

Woke to heavy rain and massive power outages in our surrounding areas from 70mph winds "thinning" the tree limps.

Have to monitor our streams with possible flooding due later today.

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Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Lion Cold Roast brew

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar teas & hot chocolate layed out.

Of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections.

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar.

Yes we have Cuppycakes AND

Coke Zero πŸ˜ƒ

Jukebox warming up for a couple music sets

Speaking of moanin...

Sweet Jane has a cute distinctive morning moans. πŸ”₯

I digress y'all

I'll start with this first

Riley Green

My Way

Back with more tunes shortly

1st in Rumps

TGIF the official start of the last weekend in April ... can it be? This year is moving as fast as the severe weather that is still plaguing the Midwest. Tornados; high winds and heavy rain moved thru Oklahoma Kansas and Missouri last night.

Kansas City Metro: Experienced severe thunderstorms, with tornado warnings issued for Clay and Jackson counties around 9 p.m. Thursday. Damaging, high winds and large, quarter-sized hail were reported.

Only one fatality and a freak one in Northeast Johnson County (Merriam)

One person died in a single-vehicle, fatal crash on southbound I-35 near Antioch Road in Merriam, Kansas, late Thursday night, April 23, 2026. The crash involved a downed overhead road sign and caused a shutdown of southbound lanes, with traffic diverted to I-635. 

And our friends in Oklahoma also had a active night too.

https://youtu.be/cpGTN5lK4UQ?si=wdrYU_v0ESG2unR8

As I've said in the past stay aware my friends and that's you Kimmi.

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So this ancient lion tired but let's get Big Beautiful Bertha filled and perkin

And tea Kettle filled too

I'll leave the rest to our world traveler Bear

I'll be in Kimmi Korner trying to catch a snooze y'all

Quote by Seeker4

Hello all and welcome back Bear. I too have returned but with an unwanted tag-along called a "virus". Yeah I have a cold or some such crap on top of my jet lag. Nice trip but I am becoming increasingly convinced that I need to take some more staycations. This is two trips out of the last five or so that have ended with me being ill.

Welcome back Mr Ape and our own prodigal Bear. One went islander Ape and one Orleanlist Bear.

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Happy both are back among us peasants.

All seems more right now in Rumps. So sez the anicent lion.

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning, Rumpies!

I’m calling to say, β€œWhere the fuck are my biopsy results,” today.

So, still watching owl cams to keep calm. smile

Morning Kimmi and Kat

Kimmi I'd be surprised if you don't hear from them later today.... their answer "oh we thought you'd contact us"

we don't have owl cam here ours are bald eaglets

https://fox4kc.com/news/blue -springs-announces-winning -names-of-baby-eagles/

The two baby eaglets in Blue Springs (Kansas City area) are named Honor and Valor. They hatched in late March 2026 to parents Freedom and Liberty, with the names chosen via a public poll. These eaglets are watched by thousands via the city's eagle cam. 

Sending hugs for calm Kimmi

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Kat any room on your beach for a ancient lion??

hmmmmmm

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For this TGIF I'm pulling out our Blackstone grill got this urge & taste for eggs and bacon ........

I'll stick around if y'all hungry

1st music set

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Blackbird

The Go Go's

Our Lips Are Sealed

TGIF has Arrived @ Rumps

1st in

Lights On

Woke up Terrance and turned the nut warmer on after adding fresh peanuts

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Lion Mane

Mix of tea placed next to Copper Kettle

Assorted sweet treats placed on side bar

Sweet Jane checking on Kimmi's toys in store room #4

Jukebox ready too

Its official Wednesday storms included TWO not one EF2 Tornados in the southeast city of Clinton Missouri. Enough damage to close the schools on Thursday clean up.

Weather Flast Friday evening more storms are expected for the compete Midwest area soooooooo stay AWARE

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1st song

Annie Lennox

Why

Live in Central Park New York 1995

Quote by JustForYou

I'm exhausted just reading the account, never mind doing it. I'm not a smug luddite, just the latter, so I feel your pain, even though the 'ins and outs' of the issue might be beyond me!

What a journey !!

ww this ancient lion would have advised using one of our empties from Rumps yeah us Irish are simple folks πŸ˜ƒ

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Quote by WannabeWordsmith

saunters in and steps to the bar

drums fingers on the bartop

Hey Bearkeep, make mine a... umm, anything but vodka 😲 Anyone who reads How Not To Lose Your Virginity will find out why.

settles down in the corner nursing my drink

Guess the news didn't reach ya

Bear has been on holiday in France we believe he'll return next week. Just help yourself if Mr Ape or myself. We'll put your drink on Bear's tab (which is Pings)

Nice you strolled in btw.

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How Not To Lose Your Virginity

Vodka and sex do not good bedfellows make

True

1st in to Rumps

the HOTTEST bar in Lush renowned hangout of authors

Morning Y'all

It's TGIF eve or to this anicent lion

Thristy Day

We had another rough night of weather here.

Severe storms, confirmed tornadoes cause damage south of Kansas City in Clinton Missouri. We also had confirmed LARGE size hail

Cities affected are still looking for injuries and damage accessment so far no confirmed dead.

Today is a clear & calm day for storm damage repairs with MORE storms roll back in late Friday.

I know I'll be calming our animals after last night.

The next three days we will continue to be under weather warnings.

Sooo short time in Rumps again for this ancient lion.

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Maxwell House "old school brew"

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar teas & hot chocolate layed out.

Of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections.

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar.

Yes we have Cuppycakes AND

Coke Zero πŸ˜ƒ

Jukebox warming up for a couple music sets

Glad your back on your beach Kat. Sorry about your super bug I had one hang around for awhile myself luckily they tweeted the second 6 week (daily) infusion seems to be holding me I feel quite lucky btw.

Hope your family in Michigan are on high ground a few of my friends are fighting flooding

In the double door cooler I stocked up Coke Zero in cans for your return

Welcome Home Kat

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