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fuzzy1954
1 week ago
Straight Male, 73
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Jane wanted to give out a special treat to our morning friend, which means have the anicent lion pull out the Blackstone grill for a American breakfast

Eggs to order Bacon w/ waffles

Y'all gotta love her I damn well do!!.

1st up music

Cat Stevens

Wild World

Peter Gabriel

Red Rain

TGIF at Rumps

Lights On

Windows Open to enjoy this crisp morning

Beautiful Bertha filled

Highlighting

Eight O' Clock beans

Tea Kettle singin

Fresh sugary treats to tempt

getta sum warm cinnamon rolls

Jane off to store room #4

to check on Kimmi's Toys

Jukebox warming up

back shortly with music and

a surprise for our early patrons

Morning Sir David

enjoy your morningtreats

I'll have Jane read your story to me.

We shall play Cream next

Sunshine of your Love

Not only is Jane "easy on da eyes" but one hellva baker

She brought in cuppycakes and 4 mixed berries pies for everyone to enjoy.

Jane & I shall be watching the sun rise out back

Lion Happy

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First up with a blues set

Itaria Argento

Whisper My Name

Led Zeppelin's

Brandy and Coke

Thursday @ Rumps is the day set aside to humbly give thanks to our benefactor Rump for coming down that mountain thristy and drank from the stream running south. He said

"This is the place to build a Honky Tonk Dive Bar." And so be it. "I'll call today Thirsty Day!!" he said.

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First In

Lights On

Windows Open

Beautiful Bertha filled with a

special today

Kochere Horn of Africa Reserve

Copper Tea Kettle singin

sweet morning treats set on side bar turned on jukebox

Sent Jane to excerize

Kimmi's Toys in store room #4

Back with tunes

Jolly Good Show Bear

Wet Wednesday is a weekly celebration here in Rumps

With morning refreshments and treats done leaves music for Jane and I.

First on da jukebox

Johnny Jedi Jr.

Till Head Do Us Part

Hmmmm Jane already eyeing Red helping out Bear

Next Jane smiles and plays

Anita Mandely

I Wanna Sit On Your Face

Me think Kimmi's Toys just might not get an extra excerize till Kimmi shows.

Taking my coffee to sit out back and ponder the universe

Lion Out

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Quote by RumpleForeskin

So how how's by y'all?

Talk about fireball nips got me to wondering if this joint might benefit from hiring a redheaded waitstaff type person or two. That way customers, and da Bear, would be able to worship at some unnatural fauna-type burning bushes. Just a thought.

Last time I tried to post on this oasis of low culture and minimal refinement, I manage to delete the color photo of a most attractive reclining unclothed lady from its place of honor behind the bar. (Sorry about that-but now you know why I'm a skittish poster these days.

Anyway, mega congrats of Kimmie on earning literary laurels. The rest of you keep on keeping on while standing upwind of da Bear.

Rumple).

Howdy Sir..

Glad to have you stop by.

I'm just returning from Iowa and just possibly you smell my anicent lion fur smoky. Here is my story

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A little known problem and seldom reported on is the Amish Brotherhood. they have been terrorizing the Heartland for decades. Just recent attack in central Iowa was not shared on national news.

Farmer Joneston said five black horse drawn buggies corner him while he was harvesting his corn. The all clad in black Amish terrorists set Farmer Joneston combine harvester on fire. They bullied and taunted him calling him "English pig" before getting back in their buggies riding east.

(pictures courtesy from Mrs Joneston.)

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If any y'all read this "yarn" and buy the story I pray for ya.

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Congrats Kimmi!!

all your drinks are on da house (Bear's tab) the rest of the week on your competition placement

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Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Grizzly Claw coffee blend to get a rip-roaring start to Tunes-day!

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Home made!

Not MY home, but somebody's home, I suspect.

Take care out there, 'K? It's Tunes-Day so I suspect Lion will mosey in in a few…

I'll warm up the Würlitzer for him with some Diana Krall … Let's Fall in Love … dedicated to Kat's newly married kids!

Morning Bear

Here's a short video of one of your "colleagues" waking up

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Now on to music

Scorpions

The Zoo

Rush

Spirit Of Radio

Jane has her eye out for Bear

Before music to answer Kimmi about the scuff at the end of the Chiefs game

The NFL suspended Detroit Lions safety Brian Branch for one game without pay for his role in the post-game scuffle with the Kansas City Chiefs. The league cited unsportsmanlike conduct and stated Branch's actions were "entirely unwarranted, posed a serious risk of injury, and clearly violated the standards of conduct and sportsmanship expected of NFL players". The incident started when Branch hit Chiefs wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster after the game, leading to a fight that involved multiple players.

Suspension: Brian Branch was suspended for one game.

Reason: The NFL cited unsportsmanlike conduct for his aggressive action of hitting JuJu Smith-Schuster after the game, which they said was unwarranted and risked injury.

Incident details: The fight began when Branch hit Smith-Schuster, who had just been hit in the back by Branch earlier in the game. The scuffle escalated to involve several other players from both teams.

Branch's apology: Branch later apologized for his actions, calling them "a childish thing," but stated he was retaliating for attempts to "bully" him!!

Lions' response: Lions head coach Dan Campbell called Branch's actions "inexcusable" and not reflective of the team's values, stating he apologized to the Chiefs..

Also its unconfirmed that the Lions organization has cleared all tabs at Rumps.

Tunes Day @ Rumps

Lights On

Beautiful Bertha filled

Tea Kettle singin

Morning doughnuts including

Ape's fav Boston Cremes and Kats cuppycakes

Jukebox on

Sent Jane to check on Kimmi's toys

Back with tunes shortly

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It’s not on SS. A small press holds the monthly contest online. smile They get between 400-500 entries, though.

Good Luck Kimmi !!

Got any thoughts on last night Chiefs game ??

While I'm in the bar

a tall Oktoberfest bier sounds appealing oh and a tune.

Rhoda Hardcok

Its Still Ain't Gonna Suck Itself

That tune has the honour of being banned in 1970. This ancient lion figures it gotta be a hit here in Rumps.

Morning Ape and thanks James for starting today

Yes watching last night Chiefs vs Lions, it was the "old Mahomes"

Here are Patrick Mahomes' stats from the game:

Statistic Value

Completions 22

Passing Attempts 30

Passing Yards 257

Passing Touchdowns 3

Rushing Carries 10

Rushing Yards 32

Rushing Touchdowns 1

Passer Rating 132.2

Fumbles Total 1

Mahomes' performance was a key factor in the Chiefs' victory, improving their record to 3-3. He showcased his ability to both pass and run for touchdowns, reaching 300 career touchdown passes (including postseason) in just 139 games, faster than any other player in NFL history.

And yes Taylor was up in their box with momma Kelce watching their Travis have a decent game.

Last night, Travis Kelce had six receptions for 78 yards, with his 78 yards being a season-high.

But sadly the game ended in a fracas on the field

Initial incident: After the Chiefs' victory, Brian Branch refused a handshake from Patrick Mahomes and then confronted JuJu Smith-Schuster. Branch slapped Smith-Schuster in the helmet, knocking him down.

Escalation: Smith-Schuster got up and went after Branch, leading to further scuffling. Other players, like Isiah Pacheco and Patrick Mahomes, were involved as they tried to de-escalate or were pulled into the scrum.

Cause: Branch explained that he was reacting to a late block in the back from Smith-Schuster that he felt was illegal and that referees did not call.

Aftermath: The incident marred the Chiefs' win, and Lions coach Dan Campbell has since apologized to the Chiefs organization. Smith-Schuster later stated he did not have lingering ill feelings toward Branch.

I know our Kimmi was celebrating and lets all give Kat a tight hug when she returns.

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Won't her nipples catch fire?

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Quote by Seeker4

It does say "over by the fire pit" not "over the fire pit". But, yeah, having wild, hard sex by a blazing fire could have its challenges.

Come on guys!!

Haven't you ever been snowed in no electricity just a roaring fire a quilt and your lover making love and eating peanuts out of the jar as the snow continues to pile up??

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Quote by Seeker4

Wow. I was just seeing the scores well after the fact and that Jays-Yankees series seemed to be quite the show. Since Greece is seven hours ahead of us, the games usually finished while we were in bed. Go Jays!!

And, yeah, I am back in the land of the maple leaf after my sojourn in the land of the olive branch (seriously, there's olive trees everywhere in Greece). Now to recover that seven hours of jet lag before heading back to work.

BTW, I might have a bit of a crush on our tour director. Cute Greek guy in his late thirties. Taken and straight, though.

Welcome home Ape

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Gosh, Lion, Jane is turning out to be a Jane-of-all-trades. I guess the question now is: What does she trade for?

Asking for a friend.

Lady Jay told me that if a pet follows me home, I can't keep her, so…

Busy day today. Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving (the original European settlers knew that late November would be too chilly for football), but we're having roast chicken today because our DiL is working tomorrow. She's a lab technician in the local hospital, and so works shifts. And since the lab is open 24/7, by necessity, there are times when she works on holidays. Tomorrow is one of them.

As for winning – today is the first game of the American East Championship Series, Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays.

The teams are well matched, either could win, but the Jays have home field advantage.

And Vlad Guerro Jr.

So, along with rooting for the Chiefs, Kimmi and Lion, perhaps you could spare a cheer for the Jays?

In return, I will, of course, root for the Chiefs – except against the Bills.

Take care out there, 'K?

Morning Bear

Allow us to extend a Happy little Thanksgiving Canadian style.

Yes I shall support your Blue Jays the only good from Seattle was grunge and that's pretty well done too.

Here's this ancient Lion dilemma I as Kat are still Michiganians.

I forsee a hard played game.

btw it's not even cool enough for a pullover (sorry as Jane giggles) with tailgating at mid 80'f or for you 26.667c.

A vid of a real football weather OUTDOORS as the gods deemed playing football

See folks when you let sweet Jane picks the music !! This ancient lion takes notice!

did y'all?

As my sweetheart pulls me away for a sunrise walk I'll leave this song

Jeff Beck

Goin Down

If this don't explain what Sunday morning are all about

Jane & Lion Out (back after our walk)

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Now that Jane and Lion has set the mood

Next

Katie Melua

I Put A Spell On You

Bertha Mae

No Man Alive Can Handle Me

Sunday Fun Daze @ Rumps

Lights on dim

Sent Jane for morning doughnuts

Bertha filled Tea Kettle singin

Jukebox on ah my friend we shall delve into my music library as this morning begins

1st song

Big Mama Thornton and Buddy Guy

Ball and Chain

As we continue stocking your booze remember this

Damn Jane SexyAsFuck in my Chief's hoodie

Morning Tunes

No Priest No Angels

Belly up to the bar fellas let's drink to Kat daughter wedding

The Wolf Rides With Me

I'll leave the rest to Bear

Come on Jane let's stock the bar for our patrons

Jane & Lion

Be gettin busy

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Saturday Morning Late

Doors Open

Morning Treats placed

Jukebox turned on

Jane making Bertha gurgling with Bad Ass Coffee

Will play a few tunes

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Au contraire, Bear... Kat would love that line-up! ❤️😎

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I'll turn over the morning vibe with

Just how far has humankind has come

Lion takes Jane out to our hidden oasis down the path.

To continue our thriple set

Chaos UK

No Security

Toy Dolls

Nellie the Elephant

Ministry

N.W.O.

I'll be in Kimmi Korner waiting on Bear to arrive

Lion On Break

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