Much Thanks Mr Ape for posting Nicoletta I like her voice
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Good Morning Y'all
1st in
Lights On
Waking up Terrance and Ms Pixel our dedicated Crack Security team
Clean and filled with Lion Choice fresh ground in Big Beautiful Bertha
Copper Tea Kettle filled and singin
Saturday morning sweets placed on side bar our recommendation are the cinnamon rolls & twists
No need to mention Kimmi toys in store room #4 to my Jane ๐
Jukebox on first song as I spit up the bar
Tove Lo
Thousand Miles
Kimmi just where do you find the talent for your toys???? Damn girl I'm blushing and fear i could lose Jane!!!
To set our mood for the weekend
Motely Crue
Doctor Feelgood
Dr. Feel-good
Milk and Alcohol
Deep Purple
Highway Star (1972)
It's officially Sring here in da land of OZ and wheat which means new barn kittens !!
Yea the violence is NOT very PC yall remember this IS from 1939
Photos of kittens will follow soon
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Y'all enjoy your weekend
Lion & Jane Out
When the Savanna has that busy heartbeat (Rumps) this anicent lion notices,
I yawn and smile that all good here.
Welcome Lina there's always room here in Rumps. I shall settle down with my morning Kicking Horse coffee and read your comp entry.
To welcome you to us here is a song to start TGIF
From 1967 Smothers Brothers Show
Buffalo Springfield performs
For What Its Worth
Kimmi we DO need to discuss your definition of TGIF ๐
And James aka Bear did you think I won't notice your choice of Kicking Horse Coffee's?
Even Jane giggled and pointed at my "9 toes"
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Morning Bear as I posting
Storm damage recovery continues
Hail Floods Power Outages
We now have a surplus of +4" of rain now causing a different set of issues for planting season
Sooooooooo
This ancient lion will only pop in for a short bit this morning with Big Beautiful Bertha filled and Tea Kettle singin for anyone else needing tea ......
Bear been stepping up the fabulous selection of morning treats I'll leave that to his talents
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I would like to send a hearty
Thank You to all my Rump friends for reading my latest micro
It's available here
Dreams
Your cum slut training starts Monday
Microfiction1st in to Rumps
the HOTTEST bar in Lus renowned hangout of authors
Morning Y'all
It's MOANday to this anicent lion
Start of another week of spring active storms
Woke to heavy rain and massive power outages in our surrounding areas from 70mph winds "thinning" the tree limps.
Have to monitor our streams with possible flooding due later today.
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Big Beautiful Bertha filled with
Lion Cold Roast brew
Copper Kettle filled and singin
packets of poplar teas & hot chocolate layed out.
Of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections.
Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar.
Yes we have Cuppycakes AND
Coke Zero ๐
Jukebox warming up for a couple music sets
Speaking of moanin...
Sweet Jane has a cute distinctive morning moans. ๐ฅ
I digress y'all
I'll start with this first
Riley Green
My Way
Back with more tunes shortly
1st in Rumps
TGIF the official start of the last weekend in April ... can it be? This year is moving as fast as the severe weather that is still plaguing the Midwest. Tornados; high winds and heavy rain moved thru Oklahoma Kansas and Missouri last night.
Kansas City Metro: Experienced severe thunderstorms, with tornado warnings issued for Clay and Jackson counties around 9 p.m. Thursday. Damaging, high winds and large, quarter-sized hail were reported.
Only one fatality and a freak one in Northeast Johnson County (Merriam)
One person died in a single-vehicle, fatal crash on southbound I-35 near Antioch Road in Merriam, Kansas, late Thursday night, April 23, 2026. The crash involved a downed overhead road sign and caused a shutdown of southbound lanes, with traffic diverted to I-635.
And our friends in Oklahoma also had a active night too.
https://youtu.be/cpGTN5lK4UQ?si=wdrYU_v0ESG2unR8
As I've said in the past stay aware my friends and that's you Kimmi.
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So this ancient lion tired but let's get Big Beautiful Bertha filled and perkin
And tea Kettle filled too
I'll leave the rest to our world traveler Bear
I'll be in Kimmi Korner trying to catch a snooze y'all
Quote by Seeker4
Hello all and welcome back Bear. I too have returned but with an unwanted tag-along called a "virus". Yeah I have a cold or some such crap on top of my jet lag. Nice trip but I am becoming increasingly convinced that I need to take some more staycations. This is two trips out of the last five or so that have ended with me being ill.
Welcome back Mr Ape and our own prodigal Bear. One went islander Ape and one Orleanlist Bear.
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Happy both are back among us peasants.
All seems more right now in Rumps. So sez the anicent lion.
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Morning, Rumpies!
Iโm calling to say, โWhere the fuck are my biopsy results,โ today.
So, still watching owl cams to keep calm.
Morning Kimmi and Kat
Kimmi I'd be surprised if you don't hear from them later today.... their answer "oh we thought you'd contact us"
we don't have owl cam here ours are bald eaglets
https://fox4kc.com/news/blue -springs-announces-winning -names-of-baby-eagles/
The two baby eaglets in Blue Springs (Kansas City area) are named Honor and Valor. They hatched in late March 2026 to parents Freedom and Liberty, with the names chosen via a public poll. These eaglets are watched by thousands via the city's eagle cam.
Sending hugs for calm Kimmi
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Kat any room on your beach for a ancient lion??
hmmmmmm
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TGIF has Arrived @ Rumps
1st in
Lights On
Woke up Terrance and turned the nut warmer on after adding fresh peanuts
Big Beautiful Bertha filled with
Lion Mane
Mix of tea placed next to Copper Kettle
Assorted sweet treats placed on side bar
Sweet Jane checking on Kimmi's toys in store room #4
Jukebox ready too
Its official Wednesday storms included TWO not one EF2 Tornados in the southeast city of Clinton Missouri. Enough damage to close the schools on Thursday clean up.
Weather Flast Friday evening more storms are expected for the compete Midwest area soooooooo stay AWARE
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1st song
Annie Lennox
Why
Live in Central Park New York 1995
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I'm exhausted just reading the account, never mind doing it. I'm not a smug luddite, just the latter, so I feel your pain, even though the 'ins and outs' of the issue might be beyond me!
What a journey !!
ww this ancient lion would have advised using one of our empties from Rumps yeah us Irish are simple folks ๐
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saunters in and steps to the bar
drums fingers on the bartop
Hey Bearkeep, make mine a... umm, anything but vodka ๐ฒ Anyone who reads How Not To Lose Your Virginity will find out why.
settles down in the corner nursing my drink
Guess the news didn't reach ya
Bear has been on holiday in France we believe he'll return next week. Just help yourself if Mr Ape or myself. We'll put your drink on Bear's tab (which is Pings)
Nice you strolled in btw.
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Vodka and sex do not good bedfellows make
True1st in to Rumps
the HOTTEST bar in Lush renowned hangout of authors
Morning Y'all
It's TGIF eve or to this anicent lion
Thristy Day
We had another rough night of weather here.
Severe storms, confirmed tornadoes cause damage south of Kansas City in Clinton Missouri. We also had confirmed LARGE size hail
Cities affected are still looking for injuries and damage accessment so far no confirmed dead.
Today is a clear & calm day for storm damage repairs with MORE storms roll back in late Friday.
I know I'll be calming our animals after last night.
The next three days we will continue to be under weather warnings.
Sooo short time in Rumps again for this ancient lion.
Big Beautiful Bertha filled with
Maxwell House "old school brew"
Copper Kettle filled and singin
packets of poplar teas & hot chocolate layed out.
Of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections.
Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar.
Yes we have Cuppycakes AND
Coke Zero ๐
Jukebox warming up for a couple music sets
Glad your back on your beach Kat. Sorry about your super bug I had one hang around for awhile myself luckily they tweeted the second 6 week (daily) infusion seems to be holding me I feel quite lucky btw.
Hope your family in Michigan are on high ground a few of my friends are fighting flooding
In the double door cooler I stocked up Coke Zero in cans for your return
Welcome Home Kat
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Before music let us all remember and respect that today is
Jackie Robinson Day is a traditional event which occurs annually on April 15 in Major League Baseball (MLB), commemorating and honoring the day Jackie Robinson made his major league debut. Celebrated at MLB ballparks, on this one day, all players, coaches, and managers on both teams, and the umpires, wear Robinson's uniform number, 42. (April 15 was Opening Day in 1947)
Robinson's first season in the major leagues
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Well peeps
It's HUMP day @ Rumps
First in
Lights on Windows open
Morning tasks at hand
Big Beautiful Bertha filled with
Koffee Kult Dark Roast
Copper Kettle filled and singin
waiting on morning tea drinkers
Today chocolate long johns are the spotlight
Yesterday they determined we experienced EF 2 tornados, luckily no fatalities but numerous injuries and businesses and homes.
This morning we again are being surrounded by storm warnings. Hopefully tomorrow will be a quiet weather day.
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Jukebox on I'll start the morning music set with
West Town Blues
The Rain Remembers
Back shortly after doing barkeeping
restock Coke Zero, assorted beers and feeding Terrance and Ms Pixel
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I didnโt realise you got tornadoes this time of year, though I have known since I was a child that you get tornadoes in Kansas. I hope all is well, stay safe Carl. ๐ PS. I helped myself to a diet free coke, and put it on Bears account as suggested. ๐๐
Ha poor Bear's tab grows lol
Yeah Dorothy and Toto is a real thing in Kansas